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What trail signs should REALLY say

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Gnome_in_Gnarnia
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Feb 8 2010 8:01PM
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griffin.paisley
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"Terrain park"
GAPERS, Fuck OFF.
Feb 8 2010 8:02PM
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03gade
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LOLOLOLOL so true... def. been guilty of complaining about the blue square thing
Feb 8 2010 8:02PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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Yeah me too. Some of those double diamonds here in NJ are like nothing.
Feb 8 2010 8:04PM
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Hack.The.Pow.
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True but its a repost
Feb 8 2010 8:05PM
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Gnome_in_Gnarnia
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Sorry, I had no clue.
Feb 8 2010 8:06PM
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SKIU4EA
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also in addition....

-  If you have to stop to read this sign, you probably shouldn't being going down this trail

-  Zig-zagging snowplowers with their parents close behind

-  Kids going 1/2 mph over a rail

Feb 8 2010 8:14PM
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PeterWojnar
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Bahahaaa that is awesome.
Feb 9 2010 1:30AM
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Big_Spence
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snowboarders sitting on their fucking asses directly in the way of every feature talking about who's pants are tighter or which one of their stupid useless leg bags is more filled with pointless shit.
Feb 9 2010 3:13AM
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Holte
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haha there's some deep truth to those.
Feb 9 2010 3:20AM
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PaleCelery
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yea this is def a repost
Feb 9 2010 3:48AM
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Forrest.Gump
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your posts are pathetic.^


Feb 9 2010 3:52AM
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PaleCelery
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stfu noob.

You're just pissed I shat on your other thread. (Which is exceptionally retarded btw)
Feb 9 2010 4:51AM
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*TURBONERD*
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no, he's a legit member, dumbass
Feb 9 2010 6:03AM
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COrider
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That's because the post this was in was talking about funny signs which could be why you missed it.
Feb 9 2010 10:03AM
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Sharpbrick
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same with me... oh well
Feb 9 2010 1:27PM
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soGnar
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terrain parks should have a massive ditch after the very first jump so gapers can't make it over them
Feb 9 2010 4:19PM
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soGnar
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. . . . . . gapers suck
Feb 9 2010 4:22PM
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Nooschoolers
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priceless
Feb 9 2010 4:25PM
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Brock.
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sometimes at hood in the summer if you see a gypsy you can go up to them and ask for a "gypsy pull out". thats when they must undergo a mandatory emptying of all their pockets. Best iv seen would be a miniature knitting kit, 40 $ dream catcher, and a tooth.
Feb 9 2010 4:33PM
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TheGreen
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at Mt.Avila, there's a sign at the entry of the park saying: No begginers, No rentals, No skiboards, other resorts should take example
Feb 9 2010 5:01PM
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Contender
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lmmaoo
Feb 9 2010 5:28PM
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