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Kia Soul
WTF are you, a giant hampster??
That's a massive sweeping generalization... And everybody knows Geos are for pussies, commies and homos anyways. More reliable??? Good one.
Not everyone wants to drive a 20+ year old shitbox. Give me A/C, mileage AND a decent ride with power everything and a valid warranty, thank you. If someone were to make an assumption about me while I was driving one, I'd simply show them my huge cock, the extra gas money in my pocket and the hot blonde I am about to plow in the backseat and drive away victorious.
You're an ass.
lol, no... I hate the "fast" series. SUCH a lame series, they really turn up the douche factor and I hate it.
You can sip the haterade all day for all I care. I don't race now but I was formerly a HUGE gearhead until I moved on to street bikes and skiing. Sure, there are huge douches that treat their cars like a penis extension... But then there are really cool, laid back gearheads that just want to get the same rush you get from skiing behind the wheel... It's the same adrenaline-laced persuit of speed and exhilaration, just a different medium. You migh tbe surprised how much you'd have in common with someone who races cars.
So by saying "I hate people who race and likes cars" you're saying you hate everyone who enjoys motorsports and the art of the automobile, which is just stupid. Hence you being a trollfaced ass.
Actually I'm 28. I left cars for bikes because instead of putting 10k+ into a car and having it do 12s in the 1/4 mile, I can just buy a brand new streetbike for ~10k and beat all but the top .05% of cars on the road. I mean, 350lbs + 150hp+ 6speed+ slipper clutch + race tires = huge grins. Like orgasm on the road sized grins for pennies on the dollar when comparing cars to bikes.
To give you my history grew up in a family that owned many car lots, junkyards, and a half mile dirt oval racetrack/motoX track behind my house. I started racing cars and dirt bikes for fun when I was 12... So yeah, you could say that I slaved for years as a car guy I guess... I bought my first car at 13 and it I totaled it the same week taking it off a bike jump. I have no idea how many cars I've bought then beaten until they blew up/rolled/caught on fire/crashed and let me tell you, it is a shitload of fun! Your automotive mindset and mine are clearly pretty far apart, but I can't blame you for hating car douches, as I do too. All I can say is that if you had a chance to try it, I'm pretty sure you'd love it. That is all.
