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gaper goes right under the kicker as i take off
scared the shit our of me
Happened to me on sunday
i didnt actually get injured, but it hurt like fuck and knocked the wind out of me majorly.
i usually ski, but i went snowboarding for a day with my family. so we were going down some green run, and i was just cruisin nice and easy. out of nowhere all i hear is AHH! and next thing i knew im flying through the air. i had no time to react, and honestly it took me a second to figure out what happened. a huge guy had hit me, who didnt know how to turn or stop or anything. im not even exaggerating this guy weighed about 300 pounds and was way taller than me. i had never had the wind knocked out of me that hard.
IF something like this ever happened to me, I wouldn't take to it nicely, my park merges from another trail and right off the bat is my favorite rail,and you need to go so fast to get it, so out of nowhere this middle aged man comes out of nowhere, so i go from around the side and cut around him, they, i like to show gapers how it feels.
Also theres this awesome ski patroler/park attendent/friends dad, that ski's and is like 45 is so awesome, he enjoys yelling at people that go off the jump to the S rail, and its quite humoring
I was skiing on Blackcomb at the ripe old age of 7. i lived in whistler with my dad. he was skiing like 100 feet behind me, pretty much just protecting me from any gapers that cant ski. some fucking snowboarder cunt is ripping it down on his ass, out of control, and he takes out my dad and breaks 3 of my dads ribs. laying in the snow, my dad popped him in the face and broke his nose.
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some snowboarder broke my dads ribs. fucker.
came out switch of a 270 out of a c rail, never saw the kid on the landing on a the headwall, ran square into the snowboarding gaper with my back tips flipped right over him and hw just looked at me. i then proceeded to bitch him out and then rode away like a thug
another was one day i was fliming and some 40 year old gaper comes down with gay ass bindings (like the dukes or 10 earlier) skiing like a faggot. well my brand new skis were laying next to the rail. he then runs them over, he died and he ejects. he clips back in, takes on of my skis and proceeds to skis down hill then 30 ft later he whips my skis into the jump and skis away. after collecting myy stuff i ski down the hill pissed off. when i get to the lodge he is there waiting for me. he grabs my coat and starts bitching at me, and whip around and start screaming in his face making him look like a total idoit telling him if he want to fight a 16 year old and get his ass arrested that is cool with me and i will beat his ass. he eventually walks away looking like a total idiot with about 50 people looking at him like wtf is wrong with him.