Ski lift stories

haha

any new stories?

I was up at Whistler a few years ago boarding the Garbanzo by myself...as there was absolutely no line I skied all the way up to the front and double up with someone.  Keep in mind this is a 4 person chair.

Anyways, we're about to sit down and this Japanese tourist/business man on his phone sees I'm getting on the chair with him and literally pushes me over so that i miss the chair and he can ride up alone.

Liftie and I both were wondering what the fuck that was about.


Only other story i can think about is charging lifties as 'we storm the castle' coming out of Gondolas with poles in sword fighitng position.

not that cool but one of the lifties at the Sunday River express that services the jib park, always goes "HERE WE GO!" and screams it. Everyday all week. It gets me stoked to ride.

ROLLBACK

so i was on the lift with this girl and 2 guys from my school

thats a perfect time to do a lift bomb,

hahaha last year at big sky, me and my friends are about to get on the lift, the lift ahead has passed and people are sitting down, so we ski up to the line. 2 seconds later i look back to sit down on the chair, only to find some woman sitting exactly where i was supposed to sit. somehow she had snuck in behind the four of us (it was a quad) and hopped on the chair behind me. i sat on her lap until the lifty killed the lift.

So many stories, now that ive worked the lifts for a year. My favourite ones are with asians and how they fail. Once a guy got on the lift and his noob friend missed his chair so he jumped off about 5 feet which was pretty funny, but being a noob he did not have a helmet and got KLOBBERED by the chair in the head after jumping and got a concussion.

haha shit i got attacked at stevens too

here is my story

so it was 3 days before closing day and my 2 friends and i were just havin a good time fuckin with gapers now and then and throwing the occasional snowball. so at about noon we were sitting on the halfpipe deck throwing snowballs at people on brooks chair. everyone was having a good time, it was spring, and snowball fights are fucking awesome. anyways, at about 2 we were lapping the park and throwing snowballs at gapers off of skyline. both of my friends were wearing all black and i had my antifreeze puffys and a bright blue jacket on (i was way more recognizable). so one of my friends nailed this lady in a crazy retro one-piece straight in the goggles, and she was haulin ass. she started screaming at us and telling us she would fucking kill our children and eat them in smoothies and what not, no big deal, right? not so much... about 30 min later we saw her with her crazy arab boyfriend, and he instantly sees my suit and tells me if i throw one more snowball at anyone he will fuck my mom and kick my ass. so we wait for him at the top and then all throw snowballs at him when we ride by him and call him funny names (dickbreath, pussylips, shit knocker, etc...) and he FLIPS THE FUCK OUT and throws his helmet at me. yes he threw his helmet. we all skied away tho and he couldnt keep up because we went down the chutes into the park. about 15 minutes later we were getting on hogsback and i see this crazy towel head comin at me like a spidermonkey. he doesnt even have his snowboard on, and is just sprinting at me from about 20 yards away. so im just like ahhh shit i hope this chair comes around before he gets here. well it didnt. he ducked the rope and just started throwing punches to the face and i couldnt really do much because he was straight behind me swinging around to the front. i just was real surprised (i was only 14, he was probably 35) so i grabbed his arms and held them so he couldnt hit me and i was just like what the fuck are you doing. then security came over and took his ass out. but for some strange reason i got a corner clipped on my pass for "causing trouble". haha and some other guy in line behind us with his little kid just started yelling at the guy like "you fuckin faggot why would you hit a kid you pussy".

anyways i think the moral of the story is dont fuck with desert folks (arabs)

it was funny tho when he was hitting me because none of it hurt at all except for when he hit my nose once because i broke it about 3 hours before.

Shit my bad, you did say you were in whistler. Hahah sorry, yeah I actually know that run too.

i fell off a lift when I was 8.

i kid you not, i rode with a kid who was on Shrooms or acid.

I was at hunter and going up the slow quad to the park. It looked like three people were going to ride up, me and two strangers. Right when we are about to go on the lift some snowboarder shows up, he looked like he was 14-16 and he looked like he went snowboarding 5 times a year.

We get on the chair and i notice he is singing, i try to ignore this. He keeps singing though and i notice he is singing one line and humming the same thing. He goes "it only happens by the nightttttttt" or "Na naaaaaa nanaana naaaaaaaa". I notice he doesn't have any head phones in his ears. He then starts acting really weird, he starts clapping randomly and out of no where he says "LOOK OVER THERE!" and he points to state forrest where nothing i happening.

We are getting ready to get off and he wouldn't move his let that is restting on the foot rest. I tell him and pull the bar up a little hoping he would get the message. He then jumps  and goes "Oh shit man! I'm fucking tripping!". I looked at his eyes ( he didn't bring his goggles down for some reason, it was really windy.) and his pupils were HUGE. I ski away and think how fucking weird that was.

My guess is shrooms, because if you drop acid then ski! You would have some troubles getting home, especially since he was alone.

i was on the lift at snow with my friendd... we wanted to see how bad we could fuck with ids... soo we started tooo pretend like he had teretss.. like yelling random shiitt and slamming agianst the snowboards who were on the lift with uss..theyy askked us if he actuallyy had terets and he yelled yeahh stop making fun off meee... i was tryinngg soo hard noot to laugh as he procceded to pretenndd..... funniiestt moment off my life

one time i was riding with one of my friends, and we are waiting in the lift line. we see some kid alone and we ask him if he wants to ride with us, and hes like no go ahead. so we ski to get on the lift and since there are only me and my friend, we spread out a little bit to get space. well i turn around to look for the lift and that kid who was alone starts skiing up. so i start to move over to make room for him, but he decides to litterally ski between both of my skis. so im like dude wtf are you doing! but it was late for me to really do anything, the lift comes and i obviously end up sitting on top of this kid. I starting to try and get myself in the spot next to him, when he pushes me over onto my friend, causing him to fall off the lift and break his poles. it was funny but my friend was pissed for a while.

babbbbyyy bearrrr

Didn't happen to me, but a friend of mine.
He was going up the lift and decided to snowball the people in front of him, so he scoops some snow off his skis and chucks it at this guy, it hits him in the shoulder and he turns around and goes "What the fuck!?" and my friend then goes "Dude it wasn't us, it was the guys behind us, THEY'VE GOT A CANNON!!" and the guy who got hit by the snowball just grunts and looks forward. So then, my idiot friend gets snow off the back of his ski and hits the same guy with a snowball and the guy looks back and goes "WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME YOU FUCKER" and my friend goes "SERIOUSLY DUDE THEY'VE GOT A FUCKING CANNON" with a completely straight face, and right when he got off the lift, the guy who got hit by the snowballs just beats the shit out of my friend. Pretty epic.

are you talking about Steamboat Springs?