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Apparently I'm Dead...

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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 373
So I just reconnected to a kid I knew in like, 3rd grade on facebook, and talking to him, apparently from some other kid i knew back then, he heard i was dead.

wtf?
15 years ago
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
awesome, profit off of this
15 years ago
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1337
Posts: 31078 - Karma: 29,666
so do it
15 years ago
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BMskier
Posts: 3363 - Karma: 365
This.

or tell them you are the son of jesus or some crazy shit
15 years ago
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21104 - Karma: 8,582
don't you love rumors?
15 years ago
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nipples-the-cat
Posts: 643 - Karma: 28
this x 1000
15 years ago
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dylansiggers
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 6,097
Step 1- Fake Death
Step 2- ???
Step 3- Profit
15 years ago
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Malcolm
Posts: 15953 - Karma: 9,500
pokemon cant die
15 years ago
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Malcolm
Posts: 15953 - Karma: 9,500
nevermind i forgot about that ghost tower
15 years ago
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Well, didn't you evolve from Charmander to Charizard in one shot so the Charmander he knew no longer exists?
15 years ago
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
yea your have to get the silph scope first tho
15 years ago
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feihlination
Posts: 8356 - Karma: 1,083
sell him a magic medal that makes him escape death too, i would say 20k is a reasonable price
15 years ago
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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 884
jesus christ resurrected
15 years ago
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,340
Deth wuzz laced!!???!?!
15 years ago
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Jesus Christ is imaginary.
15 years ago
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
inb4 shitstorm
15 years ago
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,340
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made it just in time.
15 years ago
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Snowgoner
Posts: 5047 - Karma: 969
haha, looks like that rains heading right toward my house.
15 years ago
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
holy shit you are at 10k already, you need help
15 years ago
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p-fo
Posts: 9372 - Karma: 6,156
collect your own life insurance because you left yourself the money in the policy
15 years ago
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 314
does anyone know baptist named john?
15 years ago
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finder_of_gnomes
Posts: 148 - Karma: 10
no...
15 years ago
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*Dos*Planker*
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 169
cool story hansel
15 years ago
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Where-am-I
Posts: 1635 - Karma: 281
thank you sir
15 years ago
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Sr_FreshShirt.
Posts: 295 - Karma: 11
What's a jesus
15 years ago
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Sr_FreshShirt.
Posts: 295 - Karma: 11
also haiti
also tall tees blow
also stop afterbangingigng you fags
also ALL MUSLIMS ARE TERRORISTS AND BLOW UP SHIT
I WILLS BURN YOUH IN PIG BLOOD INA BLANKET



15 years ago
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Sr_FreshShirt.
Posts: 295 - Karma: 11
also 80% chance of a shitstorm with a chance of hail mixed in
15 years ago
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Arabian.
Posts: 9671 - Karma: 483
*thumbs up bro*
15 years ago
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garrets
Posts: 1447 - Karma: 60
yes
15 years ago
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EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 138
why is your karma at 92? Oh yeah, you have 9038422 other accounts for that
15 years ago
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
tell him if he can get a proper blow job from a boa constrictor then he too will have eternal life
15 years ago
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 314
don't get your self banned now! It  was going so well for you
15 years ago
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
hahaha daringharry is back!
15 years ago
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charmander_sucks
Posts: 61 - Karma: 10
this thread was a HUGE let down


damn you jerk
15 years ago
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15098 - Karma: 9,330
15 years ago
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*TURBONERD*
Posts: 15098 - Karma: 9,330
why the fuck did i post that, wrong thread... sorry
15 years ago
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Jonny7
Posts: 3309 - Karma: 76
Don't talk about mama Marowak's spirit, PLEASE
15 years ago
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assface
Posts: 4319 - Karma: 2,031
because jonlajoie always applies
15 years ago
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SneakyTurtle
Posts: 228 - Karma: 30
Was I the only one who thought this was going to be about him pissing someone off, and then getting told "you're dead!"?
15 years ago
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JakeAssBeatClap
Posts: 6673 - Karma: 2,537

1. fake death

2. steal/aquire currency and priceless art

3. make profit by slanging said art

4. disregard women

15 years ago
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ryan.s
Posts: 462 - Karma: 47
its just a saying... like when i havent heard from some1 in a long time i say oh shit youre alive?! or i heard you died... not literal
15 years ago
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