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Malcolm
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the word "none" is an abbreviation for "not one". pretty neat eh
Feb 4 2010 11:38PM
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HenniferLopez
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how high are you right now?
Feb 4 2010 11:39PM
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shortdawg
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the plural of canon is canon
Feb 4 2010 11:40PM
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shortdawg
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caNNon FUCK
Feb 4 2010 11:41PM
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syrup.
Posts: 644 - Karma: 302
what an epic thread.
Feb 4 2010 11:42PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558
Otto is Otto backwards...
Feb 4 2010 11:45PM
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EH_DUBS
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so is racecar
Feb 5 2010 12:07AM
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BWalmer
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and kyayk...
Feb 5 2010 12:11AM
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nipples-the-cat
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same with race car, oh and did you know that boobs are the best inventions ever thought of..

Feb 5 2010 12:11AM
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MCIRONCOCK
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and kayak
Feb 5 2010 12:16AM
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karmagod
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I was expecting chicken butt. You let me down.
Feb 5 2010 12:27AM
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nipples-the-cat
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dammit i fail.. but boobs are still amaizing
Feb 5 2010 12:40AM
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chase.
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:)



Feb 5 2010 12:46AM
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Brock.
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did you know that REAL MOUNTAINS AND REAL SKIING!!!!!! spells excess alcohol backwards?
Feb 5 2010 12:47AM
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Malcolm
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sorry :(
Feb 5 2010 9:49AM
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Leveroni
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I was shocked when I realised "woman" spelled backwards is "kitchen".
Feb 5 2010 9:51AM
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Abc567def
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ahahaha im drunk and now love you
Feb 5 2010 10:41AM
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antwone
Posts: 1352 - Karma: 157
i was mind fucked when i realized that boob is the same both way around
Feb 5 2010 10:47AM
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BoatsandHoes
Posts: 190 - Karma: 14
mr owl ate my metal worm
Feb 5 2010 11:11AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
Posts: 9097 - Karma: 777
Greatest palindrome ever dropping in 3.....2........1

A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.

thank you thank you I'll be here all week.
Feb 5 2010 11:16AM
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snwbrdmilf
Posts: 22441 - Karma: 2,805
Dammit, I'm mad
Feb 5 2010 11:24AM
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Peter.
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i was gonna say that
Feb 5 2010 11:57AM
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RudyGarmisch
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“Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
 In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash.
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.N
ame not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad.
Feb 5 2010 11:57AM
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westernskies
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can't is a contraction for can not.
Feb 5 2010 12:11PM
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Big_Spence
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I'm in the most boring lecture ever.
Feb 5 2010 12:32PM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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I bow to you sir, that is indeed the greatest palindrome ever.
Feb 5 2010 12:36PM
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FreeskierRocco.
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not possible. considering i am
Feb 5 2010 1:00PM
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Big_Spence
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3 hour jesus lecture.
Feb 5 2010 1:37PM
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Shaky_Jake
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I doubt even Jesus would want to listen to a 3 hour Jesus lecture...
Feb 5 2010 1:48PM
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AB.Zee
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I think weird al takes the cake
a palindrome song that rhymes

Feb 5 2010 1:53PM
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applejuice.
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i don't think anyone "invented" boobs...

Feb 5 2010 1:56PM
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twintip_payne
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how about radar

and otto and if u flip it upside down its still otto
Feb 5 2010 4:14PM
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butter161
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my thoughts exactly
Feb 5 2010 4:25PM
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DaveM
Posts: 2936 - Karma: 1,558

Greatest palindrome ever dropping in 3.....2........1

go hang a salami im a lasagna hog

thank you thank you I'll be here all week.

BEAT THAT!

Feb 6 2010 11:11AM
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karmagod
Posts: 925 - Karma: 11
It's funny that you already lost and didn't even know.

“Dammit I’m mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash.
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I’d assign it a name.N
ame not one bottle minus an ode by me:
“Sir, I deliver. I’m a dog”
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I’m mad.
Feb 6 2010 11:42AM
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[BRI]noceros
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 40
that's not even a palindrome...
Feb 6 2010 11:52AM
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anxju
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quoting just to be annoying
Feb 6 2010 11:59AM
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antwone
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why???
Feb 6 2010 3:37PM
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Big_Spence
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a man, a plan, a canal, Panama!
Feb 6 2010 3:49PM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 461
Guess what racecar is spelled backwards!!!!!!11!!!!!!ONE!!!!11
Feb 6 2010 5:05PM
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ECfreeski3
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hahaha
Feb 6 2010 5:07PM
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Logey.
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yobananaboy =

yobananaboy

Feb 6 2010 5:16PM
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FreeskierRocco.
Posts: 3740 - Karma: 91
ok yea you win haha
Feb 6 2010 6:51PM
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yuck
Posts: 8384 - Karma: 2,090
Are we not drawn onward, we few, drawn onward to new era?

Doc Note: I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod

No, it never propagates if I set a gap or prevention
Feb 6 2010 7:43PM
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[BRI]noceros
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it starts with an e and ends with an o...
Feb 6 2010 9:50PM
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pianoman
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was it a cat i saw?
Feb 6 2010 10:22PM
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antwone
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i still dont see anything lawlz
Feb 6 2010 10:24PM
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FerrisBueller
Posts: 8280 - Karma: 5,173
can i has facepalm?
Feb 6 2010 11:07PM
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[BRI]noceros
Posts: 2319 - Karma: 40

don't worry, the effort is definitely appreciated

Feb 7 2010 10:38AM
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AMG.
Posts: 867 - Karma: 21
I know a dude named Mike Kim, his whole name is a palendrome
Feb 7 2010 11:18AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
rats live on no evil star
go hang a salami i'm a lasagna hog
race fast safe car
a toyota's a toyota
Feb 7 2010 11:21AM
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