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Slinger1x1
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so i was perusing brobible.com (i love that site...) and found this

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Feb 3 2010 10:55PM
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chapz
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hahahah the green was the funniest in my opinion. all were funny and true!
Feb 3 2010 10:56PM
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COrider
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i dont have any but those are priceless
Feb 3 2010 10:57PM
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AB.Zee
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haha so true
Feb 3 2010 11:00PM
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Style+eeze
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lulzzz
Feb 3 2010 11:00PM
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aznsteeze
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haha are those shopped though?
i havent seen many, but the funniest one i have seen says "NOT YET!"  with a picture of a person lifting the bar on the chair.  It was on one of the towers just before to the top.

Feb 3 2010 11:01PM
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k-rob
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hahahaha perfect.
Feb 3 2010 11:03PM
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superpoluha
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Feb 3 2010 11:03PM
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rontonsoop
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yeah they are shopped. u can tell by looking at the sign itself every one is the exact same in each pic. same spot and same background haha
Feb 3 2010 11:05PM
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PaleCelery
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that shit is golden
Feb 3 2010 11:06PM
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asapCferg
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Oh how I love the sport of skiing
Feb 3 2010 11:09PM
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snwbrdmilf
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The one about skiers turning every time you try to pass is so spot on.
Feb 3 2010 11:12PM
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eljusto.
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Feb 3 2010 11:25PM
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Che~
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haha nice
Feb 3 2010 11:59PM
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nipples-the-cat
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wow.. every single one of those are so true...

and 600th post!!!!

Feb 4 2010 12:01AM
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nipples-the-cat
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sorry dammit i mean 400th. sorry for the dub post.
Feb 4 2010 12:03AM
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gustafari
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those signs are full of win
Feb 4 2010 12:06AM
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DDrem.
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saw this sign when i was at the canyons a few years ago. it was my first time out west and i got so stoked

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Feb 4 2010 2:31AM
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k-rob
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hahahaha epic.
Feb 4 2010 2:33AM
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ORski21
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those are good

my favorite is the "check yourself before you wreck yourself!" ones. I always imagine Ice Cube yelling at me as im skiing
Feb 4 2010 2:52AM
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theabortionator
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Why the hate on snowboarders. Beginners skiers doing the snowplow, ruining all the snow then hitting a bump and spewing rental gear and ridiculously steezy outwear all over
Feb 4 2010 5:46AM
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[BRI]noceros
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haha those were classic. i really wish i could contribute to this thread
Feb 4 2010 7:23AM
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Billek
Posts: 5665 - Karma: 98
My gaper snowboarder friend has a FB pic of him by one of those signs at the canyons.
Feb 4 2010 9:44AM
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spruitm
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Feb 4 2010 10:24AM
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Phormat
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Feb 4 2010 10:32AM
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PhaedeD
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CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE YOU WRECK YOURSELF.

Those are the illest signs at our resort.
Feb 4 2010 10:41AM
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PaleCelery
Posts: 7228 - Karma: 609
Gapers love t take pictures near these signs because it makes them look hardcore when in reality they have trouble on blues
Feb 4 2010 3:41PM
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short_and_steezy
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oh how i love this thread.

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Feb 4 2010 3:50PM
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Scott29~
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I wish there were "YOU CAN DIE" signs at all backcountry gates across the country~
Feb 4 2010 6:16PM
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lahnabonny
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just a couple..

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Feb 4 2010 6:23PM
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Elg
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Feb 4 2010 6:45PM
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swagburg
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hmmm
Feb 4 2010 6:47PM
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ifli
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hahaha snowboarders doing the whole hill sideways , my biggest pet peeve

Feb 4 2010 7:02PM
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LO_GO
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haha
Feb 4 2010 7:06PM
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Logey.
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hahahahahahahaha!
Feb 4 2010 7:32PM
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Ski_ThEast
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those are great, also i saw when the lift has a halfway point there where signs everywhere saying to lift your poles they could break then at the top of the lift there is a pile with hundreds of broken poles.
Feb 4 2010 7:39PM
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gstaff
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the green one is the best
Feb 4 2010 9:17PM
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stickerman
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Haha great thread. At mslm on every lift it says "NOT YET" to raise the bar. First one is the best IMO
Feb 4 2010 10:24PM
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