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Westboro Baptist Church...

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Jamestown
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...is coming to my town on Friday, and me and a bunch of friends are going to hold up joke signs making fun of them, and stand with them.

What we have so far:
"This is not a sign."
"God hated pterodactyls, look what happened."
"God can believe it's butter."
"Have some Kool-aid."
"God hates God."
"LOUD NOISES"
"Don't read this."
"I heard we get free coffee."

Any ideas for good signs?
15 years ago
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Deletedtoday
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people that protest about anything are always the biggest faggots.
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Tinga
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just kidding!
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Jamestown
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Preferably not with derogatory terms.
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Nicholas.
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"god loves dead wbc members"

or just throw rocks at them.
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1337
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lol at god believes it's butter.
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Jamestown
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That's exactly what they want. They aggravate people to the point of violence, so they can sue the person. This, in turn, finances their protest schedule.
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alpine4life
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have a sign with an arrow on it pointing to the right or left and have it say I'm with stupid or something like that and stand next to one of them
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Tinga
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i was neglected as a child so now i need attention
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Nicholas.
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throw poo at them?

who cares you arent going to win any battles.....
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hoodratz47
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where is this gonna get you any way  really. s
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Snowgoner
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you're a douche
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MatRich
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SATAN IS MY MASTER <3
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freestyler540
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GOD HATES IDIOTS
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winterparksuks
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how bout " Read some Carl Sagan you dumb faggots"
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NataliePortman
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ftw
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Ben.
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lol please use the "god believes its butter" one.
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.travis.
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hahahha i don't have any sign suggestions but i do request that you record it and post in on here.
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OhMyBosh
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Make out with a guy right in front of them. (nohomo?)
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Hood.[scdb]
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you must be high
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OhMyBosh
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Its 11:15am...
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Leeyum
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be sure to film that shiti and brings silly string as well and water balloons
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OhMyBosh
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Just reminded me of this:


Click for larger image

Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, you're in luck. Your sexual harassment suit is exactly what I need to help rebuild my shattered practice. Care to join me in a belt of scotch?
Marge: It's 9:30 in the morning.
Lionel Hutz: Yeah, but I haven't slept in days.





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Jamestown
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Bump...I really like what I'm hearing.
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Jamestown
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Sorry for dub post, but I will rep a Jiberish crew so that it is undeniably me in the pictures I will take. Oh Werd will be worn.
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FUUUCK
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please post video
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Broseph_Stalin
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heres a video of people hating on them... if you listen closely a guy is like "FUCK YOU". haha its funny
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joshua
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Sounds like a really gay idea. You must be really bored.
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Jamestown
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So "Don't feed the troll."
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eljusto.
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I like the pterodactyl idea expand on it.
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Shadows
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"religion was made for the weak"
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Jamestown
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Yeah facebook has worked well for us. We already have 250+ people coming.
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Jamestown
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Style+eeze
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they came to my school

i hate them
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jeremy.g
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or im with huge religious bigot asshole
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unchyll
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hmmm im gonna be in granite bay this weekend maybe ill check this out haha
15 years ago
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ElbridgeGerry
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Simply brilliant.
15 years ago
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Jamestown
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McClatchy Highschool on Freeport Blvd 3:00 PM
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Malcolm
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"heres your sign"
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Tinga
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ipod + amp + Rabble rabbl from southpark.
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Slinger1x1
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why would your school allow them?

actually, bring all your gay/black/minority friends
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r3dbullninja
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lol this is gold... do something like

"God hates loving haters"

"should've had a V8"

or something like the xhibit ones" YO I heard you like to protest, so i put a sign in my sign so I could protest while I protest"

"please don't feed the wild sign-holding animals"

or have a sign with an arrow saying "failed abortions gather here"

.... the list goes on
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HankTheTank
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That is the funniest thing I have ever seen. That guy makes fun of them perfectly.
15 years ago
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HankTheTank
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Whoops, im talking about the lunar homosexual agenda.
15 years ago
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Jamestown
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The moon is for Major Tom!
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Thenowhereman42
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I loved when prop 8 was being voted on and there were people protesting both sides on like opposite corners of an intersection. Roll down the window as I drive past the religious people and yell "fucking ignorant bigots!", and then yell "fucking fags!" as I drive past the the pro gay marriage people. Hahaha went on for weeks.
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