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bibs_skibum
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So i saw this floating around on facebook and i figured id bring it to NS so we can all lol at eachothers names. Anyways...



Kevin-
basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.

How is kevin good looking and smart at the same time?.
Feb 2 2010 8:27PM
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user098123
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We all know you wrote that yourself...no need to brag about it.
Feb 2 2010 8:29PM
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Jordan
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We all know you wrote that yourself...no need to brag about it.
Feb 2 2010 8:31PM
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bibs_skibum
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i wish i did. Another awesome one for "Kevin"

The act of ejaculating into a pot of clam chowder while doing a head stand.
"Nice form on that Kevin."
"I just pulled off a Kevin."
"Did someone Kevin in my clam chowder?"
Feb 2 2010 8:31PM
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bibs_skibum
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jordan-
A different word for very large penis
Bob has a jordan, and i like to ride it all night long

Feb 2 2010 8:32PM
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user098123
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Haha not gonna lie, those are kinda ridiculous...

Bryan -
A general term, originating in the midwest, for a reformed gangsta who often has relapses to his former being. Despite the fact that he is only truly viewed as a hardcore thug by suburbians and white dudes, he is usually still respected by the n***** and has a reputation for holding his own, getting the job done, and/or having a fat wallet. Bryans are also know for their ability to be able to talk to n****** AND speak 'white'
White Kid 1: Oh no I sense that Bryan is making his way here
(The Bryan walks up)
White Kid 2: Please don't bust a cap in my cracker arse!
(The Bryan stands there, wondering WTF!?)

Black Guy to another Black Guy: "Damn n****! How you get honky to sell you that cutty so cheap? Always a hustla fo real, Bryan be runnin things in crackasville, huh"
Feb 2 2010 8:33PM
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Nathn
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Nate -

a sexual action performed by a man that involves having heterosexual relations and ejaculating vertically into one's own mouth, instead of onto or into the female. Also can be done as a solo ejaculation move.
1. Guy 1: "Yo, I definitely pulled a nate last night, shot it right into my mouth, she had no idea what was going on!"
Guy 2: "Man I've got to try that, but how's the taste?"
2. That girl was so nasty, i blacked in before i came, luckily i still had enough time to pull out and pull a nate
3. So I'm J.O.'ing last night and yawned right as i came, landed right in my mouth. I think it was the first unintentional pulling a nate ever.
Feb 2 2010 8:33PM
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Jordan
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wtf. - YEAH!



lets see some urls here...
Feb 2 2010 8:34PM
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pianoman
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repost
Feb 2 2010 8:34PM
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hellomynameisjef
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ben

a guy who's amazing at giving women head. A true cunninglinguist. long tongue, skill, not afraid to get wet behind the ears, etc.

Girl 1: "Hey, did you get what you wanted from your man last night?"
Girl 2: "Damn right I did, I got that and more. My man is a true ben"

and he's a great kisser and will stay wih you when your feeling lonley
ben is the best i have ever had


One who has insanely large cock. Probably the most awesome person ever, and every girl thinks he is sexy. Is good at many things, and very original. Not a poser in any way shape or form.
Oh...no thats not a parade, they are just following Ben.


A £10 bag of weed. Used throughout england!
"ey blud cud u shot me a ben?" "yeh mate!" "safe."
Feb 2 2010 8:35PM
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Jordan
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Jordan-

the hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for. HES PERFECT!
"that guy is fine!."
"he must be a jordan."



Score!



Touche OP
Feb 2 2010 8:35PM
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hellomynameisjef
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i guarantee there is a "person with a huge cock" entry for every name
Feb 2 2010 8:35PM
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butteredjohnson
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i win


Bailey - to shit on the top of a car and sit in it. Then hold your legs straight up as high as you can and grab your toes. Then slide down the windshield screaming "Arrmageden".

Ex. My mom was so pissed when I pulled a bailey on her new car.


Feb 2 2010 8:41PM
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bibs_skibum
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nice one!
Feb 2 2010 8:42PM
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bpAIR
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Bryce-

One who touches your girlfriend's nipples while not giving a fuck

A guy who is a complete womanizer. Usually seen walking with a pack of girls with him. More often than not one of said girls will be in his bed later that night. Can be a manwhore at times but he is still an overall cool person.

lol

Feb 2 2010 8:42PM
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Sr_FreshShirt.
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A Greek Homosexual who thinks he is badass, when really, he thrives the cock 12 inches up his ass/vagina/nose/ear/mouth. unfortunately, he only has a size 6.5 shoe. therefor, his penis must be in millimeteres. he tried with girls, but every girl within 12 feet pukes because of his extremely unattractive body, and face that looks like abroham lincol after he got a bullet in the face. also, when he realised that the pussy wasnt for him, guys turned him down too. mainly because he is so fat, and has the biggest man boobs in the world, the gay men thought his body type was to simmilar to a female elephant.

...with a tiny penis



Elias is the correct term for a very homosexual man whom sucks large ass mother fucker penis'. He is the faggest man on the planet. He likes to suck Rick's dick and he Mohammads so bad when he sucks dick. He likes to suck Debanjoli's large ass mother fucker horse penis. After Elias sucks the dick he lays a smelly one on his dick. He wraps his dick and testes onto the mans nose and shits in his mouth. Elias is not one damn mother fucker sexy beast. Robert is the sexiest man alive. And Elias has a 2 inch.


1) noun; one who loves the anal beads and butthole pleasures and professional fudge packing. 2) verb;to give anal pleasure.
most likely a green bay packers fan because he loves to pack fudge.







This is amazing!
Feb 2 2010 8:57PM
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Brenone
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Brendan
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A very sexually active person that is always smoking marijuana. His dick tends to be larger than most and that is the reason he is sexually active a lot. People look at a Brendan and wish they were him. His looks, courtesy and of course, his sex drive is the reason that women just want to make love with him.

Can also mean somebody with the above traits.
Girl 1: Oh my god! Is that Brendan?
Girl 2: I hope so...I really want his love stick inside of me
Girl 1: No he's mine
Girl 2: He's mine
Girl 3: He's mine!
etc

Guy 1: Look at that brendan.
Guy 2: Fuck him dude. Just because his dick is larger than ours it means we don't get chicks.
Guy 1: I wish I was him.
Guy 2: Ewww you fag.
*Guy 1 walks away*
Guy 2: Yeaaa.... I actually wish I was him

Brendan
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What Tom Cruise called his penis.
Tom cruise- "Come here Brendan i wanna make you throw up in this damp cave."
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another termed used for when a female squirts
girl1- last night i was with this guy
girl2- was he good??did he make u brendan
girl1-i brendan'd so much it was like a shower
Feb 2 2010 8:58PM
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chapz
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4. Derek

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One sexy Lad with i smoken hott bod; Built like a Diesel pickup with sex appeal that makes the femals drip; Amazing in bed with a rather large sex rod; Most likely to become a ninja trained to kill whan older
Holy Buckets...Derek is one Hott son of a Gun
Feb 2 2010 9:00PM
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karmagod
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Been done. Stupid thread. Turns out no one comments on shit, just posting all the cool things about their name. And every name hasn't something cool about it.

Also. SEARCHBAR FAGGOT --->> https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/482922/
https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/334220/
Feb 2 2010 9:00PM
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Sr_FreshShirt.
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yeah FAGGETS!
Feb 2 2010 9:01PM
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Joey:

The hottest sexiest thing alive. I wanna lick his face off.

A unique guy, with a great sense of humor
Tall,dark, and handsome
Cuddly like a teddy bear but strong like a man
Gorgeous eyes,and a great conversationalist
Complete package
Total hottie
My Joey Joe Joe

irish for big dick
american slang for likes to mess with total assholes
usually a spazz

slang for big dick
Feb 2 2010 9:02PM
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karmagod
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SUCK A DIK!
Feb 2 2010 9:02PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
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John

a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time..
not persistant.
changes moods easily; moody.
greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him..

anyone finding anything that might be true about them? all the things for john are similar to that, and yes I think every name has one that says "has a large penis".
Feb 2 2010 9:05PM
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jeremy.g
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jeremy

also named "mr perfect" he is the sweetest nicest guy ever and he is drop dead gorgeous and sexy and has a very large penis hes great in bed and loves to be rough but at the same time dominated hes an all around amazing guy and the best at baseball and is my boobear<33

A named based on the biblical name Jeremiah. Used as a name for children who are blessed with a large brain and/or penis. Also used as a replacement for "perfect".


Feb 2 2010 9:06PM
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Crack.
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Nick
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----the most amazing person alive with a huge penis
Nick p. has a huge penis



...sounds about right
Feb 2 2010 9:08PM
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henrytargett
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Henry

an 8th of marijuana (hash or skunk)
basicly because of henry the 8th
"i got three henrys"
Feb 2 2010 9:12PM
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Jamie

The king of stealing, is a fucking criminal mastermind of stealing. Is never caught and is very mischeivious.
'you a complete jamie dude'....'i cant beleive you just pulled a jamie'

maybe i should start to snag more line elizabeths....
Feb 2 2010 9:23PM
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have.faith
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Faith-

Insubstantial, irrational belief.


Feb 2 2010 9:23PM
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asapCferg
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Catherine
An amazing individual who beasts at everything. She takes crap from no one and makes people laugh like there's no fucking tomorrow. Sweet most of the time but will shut a bitch up quick. Shes athletic and loves music.. and shes a sexy piece of ass as well.
Feb 5 2010 6:20PM
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Keenbo
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Keenan

Keenan is a man with the best looks and the best luck. He always gets the girl he wants and thats just the way it is. You may have a hot lookin' girl but Keenan has a better one or, he is about to steal your girl. The stealing of your girl will be easy due to his amazingly good looks and luck, oh and don't forget talent. Keenan is a soccer players name, so he will kick you in the balls. Keenan can be white or black but who really cares? The name itself is so sexy to the point where girls that are ugly just automatically fall on the ground. This falling on the ground is called passing out which is what Keenan does with his penis. He passes it out for all the beautiful ladies and the ladies indeed accept. And yes, Keenan loves the putang, it is the exact opposite of a gay name. Give Keenan that putang.
Example 1.
Person #1: Who's the new guy?
Person #2: Oh that's Keenan.
Person #1: ...I'm a guy and I have the sudden feeling of gay in me.
Person #2 Happens to everyone man, don't give in though, he will definitely not turn gay.
Feb 5 2010 6:25PM
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akikutis
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Alex
noun.
Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool.
Girl: yeah he is sooo Alex
Feb 5 2010 6:27PM
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Gnams
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ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing
Feb 5 2010 6:28PM
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Cortez
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A bad ass, super talented dude. Usually in Brooklyn, but not always. Loyal to adidas and 7 jeans. Has authoritative control over women and weimaraners. Begins each and every morning with a cold Tecate. If you see this clever character, tell him the word on the street is he's banging Jimmy's sister.
"Did you hit on that dude?" "Hell no! he's out of my league - a total fuckin Laurent"
Feb 5 2010 6:31PM
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Brock.
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brock

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1.Brock is a pervert. Tall and dark. He is mostly interested in rock Pokemon, Grooming Pokemon and anime chicks.
2.A brock is a person who masturbates to anime chicks and is Pokemon obsessed.
1.fap fap fapfap
Oh my gosh Arnold I cant believe you jack off to cartoons, your so brock.

2.So I was watching this hot anime last night and I was so turned on. I was like "Stop your turning into Brock!"
Feb 5 2010 6:31PM
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squibble
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James
In early European lore the demigod James was said to possess unrivaled charm and seductive prowess in addition to having genitalia of supernatural size.

yes
Feb 5 2010 6:32PM
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feihlination
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i could also post the 100 exaggerating self-descriptions that some random fucker posted, but the funniest ones are these

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codeword for weed
Mom: What are you doing tonight?

Brittany: Oh im going to go hang out with Patrick

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Super creeper to the extreme. Especially in spanish class.
1. Doug was pulling a Christian the other day when he biked slowly by my house.

2. Huy pulled a Christian the other day by asking me if i was working while he was watching from outside the window.

3. Jeff: "What are you doing today?"
Jake: "Going boating on the lake with my family"
Jeff: "Oh I already knew, that, I saw that on Facebook."
Jake:"...Okay, have you turned into a Christian"
Feb 5 2010 8:04PM
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A kid who is always up to party and have a good time
Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes.
chill cool bitchin chillax friggin sweet
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is a slang for huge cock

like incredibly huge.
oh man I wish I had a chris in me.
magnum trogan wow sexy hottie dayum
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Feb 5 2010 8:07PM
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Parrish
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One of mine:

Andrew- The Newest breed of Penguin.

That was my favorite.
Feb 5 2010 8:10PM
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masta_LE3B
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A specimen of lower intelligence that cannot spell first-grade words and does not know what a spell-check is.
Guy 1: u tink ur so badddd w/ ur kuhrect spelin uf teh wordz.
Guy 2: Your name's Bobby, isn't it?
idiot neanderthal sped stupid fuck douchepacker
by Cletus. Jul 4, 2009
Feb 5 2010 8:21PM
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masta_LE3B
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hahah my last name


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See circumsized
Yeah, my parents had me Lieberman'd.
Feb 5 2010 8:40PM
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skeedle
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Hahahah i laughed very hard at the second one:
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Feb 5 2010 8:46PM
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GILLSKI
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brine  
one's brain. usually pertains to somebody who is under the influence of cocaine, (or skine).
Hey Nathan how r u doin buddy?

I'm geekin out man. I'm skined out of my brine.
Feb 5 2010 8:51PM
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1. Brian 2179 up, 776 down
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1. A guy who's heart is captured by the same girl always yet lives his life as if she didn't exist when she's not around.
2. Term for the best guy friend conversationalist. Someone you can vent to an actually get feedback and opinions.
3. A reliable "lean on me" kinda friend
1. "God, he's really in denial about that girl---he's acting like a Brian."
2. She thanked him for listening and named him her Brian.
3. "You've been such a Brian to me since I met you. Thanks for always being there for me."
synonyms---kind sweet nurturing antonyms---jerk asshole dick
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The name Brian is of Celtic origin and means; Strength and Honor. He is a very intelligent guy, who keeps his priorities straight and is extremely well rounded. Not only is he smart, but he is athletic, handsome, sexy, funny, and a great guy to hang out around. Trust me his somewhat klutzy personality can be funny when he plays the role/ He can often be very dramatic, in the good way. He is one of those guys that you can just share about anything with. He instantly just gains your trust. He is very reliable. Brian will always be there for a friend, no matter what the conditions. Brian is very creative and loves to contribute ideas. He has dreams of changing the world, and making it a better place for all to live. He is always true to who he is. He is a natural born leader, who can lead a group of people yet still have time for each individual. Only the lucky girls will get to be in a relationship with this guy, but anyone can be his friend.
"Man isn't he dreamy. He is such a Brian."

"That's my best bud right there. He is the greatest Brian ever."

"Everyone bow down to the Brian."

"Only a Brian can save all of humanity".

"He just pulled a Brian."
brian brain bryan hot sensitive wise handsome great friend leader strong one honor trust
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A highly intelligent guy who is handsome, funny, sexy, a great kisser, and is hung like a horse. Basically the TOTAL PACKAGE! A guy that every woman wants to be with, but only the hot ones get the privilege of having him.
Woman: I’m the luckiest woman in the world…

Her Girlfriend: Why is that?

Woman: Because… I have a Brian!

Her Girlfriend: Damn girl… You are lucky… Can we share him?

Woman: Sure!! Sounds like fun… He’s hung like a horse, so there’s plenty to go around!!

Her Girlfriend: Great!! Let’s go get started then…


LAST NAME:


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noun- twenty inch rims and only twenty inch rims for anything larger see twankie dueces, dub dueces, or duece dueces. smaller see dub minus dueces
why would you put dubs on a mustang?

Feb 5 2010 8:54PM
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aquinn
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same
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PurpleDino
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hahahaha my first name ian is a climax of a mind orgasm and my last name is pretty good too......

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While behind your partner having sex in the doggy style fashion (either vaginal or anal), the partner fucking (top) reaches up and tases (with either a TASER or stun gun) their partner in the side of the neck as they ejaculate. Giving them both an electrifying orgasm and a jolt of energy for a second round.
Last night I gave the wife a McCluskey Special right in the neck… it really shocked the hell out of her.
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While behind your partner having sex in the doggy style fashion (either vaginal or anal), the partner fucking (top) reaches up and tases (with either a TASER or stun gun) their partner in the side of the neck as they ejaculate. Giving them both an electrifying orgasm and a jolt of energy for a second round.
Last night I gave the wife a McCluskey Special right in the neck… it really shocked the hell out of her.
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While behind your partner having sex in the doggy style fashion (either vaginal or anal), the partner fucking (top) reaches up and tases (with either a TASER or stun gun) their partner in the side of the neck as they ejaculate. Giving them both an electrifying orgasm and a jolt of energy for a second round.
Last night I gave the wife a McCluskey Special right in the neck… it really shocked the hell out of her.

While behind your partner having sex in the doggy style fashion (either vaginal or anal), the partner fucking (top) reaches up and tases (with either a TASER or stun gun) their partner in the side of the neck as they ejaculate. Giving them both an electrifying orgasm and a jolt of energy for a second round.
Last night I gave the wife a McCluskey Special right in the neck… it really shocked the hell out of her.
Feb 5 2010 8:58PM
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Stickity
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Graham
A tall handsome and utterly fuck worthy dude that has no place on this earth as it is entirely beneath him. Women fall at his feet and are often found exploding in orgasm as he may pass them by.
"Whoa dude is that a 'Graham'?"

"Yeah, what's he doing on earth, I thought he was like on another level"

"Oh my god I think I just came"

Graham

Guy who constantly says the wrong thing to girls and his peers. Completely oblivious to the fact that everyone thinks hes a douche. Often says "hilarus" instead of "hilarious" and waggles his hand around when he talks.
Dude, why were you such a graham yesterday? The was really lame.


WHAT THE FUCK? HOW ARE THEY THAT DIFFERENT???
Feb 5 2010 9:18PM
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A Teenage white kid that has an abnormally large penis usually ranging to 7.5 inches to 8
"Wow never knew he had that he must have been a Thomas"

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When a cock is so big it could have it's own face. Similar to the train featured in Thomas the Tank Engine.
"Chris at work is blessed with a Thomas"


That's kinda funny
Feb 5 2010 9:24PM
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da_leet_ski
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Zach- N. literally translated to... the great women seducer.. in ancient the Greek language. Usually having an urge to have sex for more then 7 hours.

V. To have sex with women for more than 7 hours. To have millions of your potential children die all over your girlfriends face.
N. You are such a Zach. Said to a friend after they hooked up with a hot girl.
N. Dude, I'm having a Zach right now, lets call some whores.
Feb 5 2010 9:29PM
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DrZoidberg
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HAhahahaahahhahahaah

(noun) 1. Usually a man of the gentleman class. Said person normally exhibits an out going nature, but is distinctly introverted. Many of the expressions of said person will be mysterious and enigmatic to the point of making no apparent sense. These creatures tend to excel in theoretical or academic fields.

The coolest guy in the world, but can be an asshole from time to time and is carefree when it comes to just about anything. Basically he just doesn't give a shit......
Feb 5 2010 9:39PM
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uses: noun, verb

an extremely large penis,even larger than a shawn almost to the point of excessive. can also be used as a verb to describe the act of penetration with a large penis.

did you see that mitchell.. it was huge...

my girl friend had that mitchell in her mouth in the other day
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Has tight abs or is sporty
mitchell (mitch) has tight abs and i love feeling them
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to have any form of sexual intercourse or kissing in an elevator
we just did a mitchell
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uses: noun, verb

an extremely large penis,even larger than a shawn almost to the point of excessive. can also be used as a verb to describe the act of penetration with a large penis.

did you see that mitchell.. it was huge...

my girl friend had that mitchell in her mouth in the other day
penis shawn orgasim mitchell dick
by john head Apr 3, 2006 share this
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Has tight abs or is sporty
mitchell (mitch) has tight abs and i love feeling them
mitch mitchell abs tight fuckin rights
by yatoothdbadakkad Dec 14, 2007 share this
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to have any form of sexual intercourse or kissing in an elevator
we just did a mitchell
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by brighterr Mar 27, 2008 share this
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to have sexual intercourse with a pudding
Mitchell: Man i had a wicked good time last night with that puding.
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A horny little boy with raging hormones. Usually preys on younger girls. All he wants is some ass.

Cute.
Stop being such a mitchell and leave those little girls alone.
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An erection.Brought on suddenly without much provocation.The sudden nature of it's manifestation can be summed up in one word BAM!
Fred: Dude,I just got a mojor Mitchell.
Ted: Mitchell shows up at the most inconvnient times.
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by Teriyaki Suzuki Honda civic Jun 25, 2009 share this
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The most amazing name for a boy. He is sweet, funny, caring, hot, and great in bed. He is kind of a video game nerd but leads a social life; he loves to be outside and hangout with friends. He is BAD ASS.
"Wow, that guy is such a keeper, a real Mitchell"
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Danny:

A code word for alcohol.

"Are we hangin with danny tonight?"

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