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If your skis could talk what would they say?

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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072

Mine, would probably sound something like...

" When are you going to stop being such a little pussy and go hit the bigger shit?  Oh, and it wouldn't hurt to slap some wax on me once in a while." 

Feb 2 2010 6:53PM
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thatsG
Posts: 2571 - Karma: 1,789
"I liked it better when t-wall used these"
Feb 2 2010 6:55PM
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crankdatsoljaboy
Posts: 1123 - Karma: 1,569
'' could i retire .... PLZ  i've been dying slowly for 3seasons, ive got no edges left and your still riding me, i mean you could take me off when your walking in the parking lot...''
Feb 2 2010 6:56PM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 461
"You are so bad"
Feb 2 2010 6:59PM
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iannelson
Posts: 321 - Karma: 43
"Fuck You!"
Feb 2 2010 7:01PM
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1337
Posts: 31059 - Karma: 29,329
"fuck you I do what I want"
Feb 2 2010 7:03PM
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Forkstealer
Posts: 508 - Karma: 16
"Owch"
Feb 2 2010 7:05PM
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sagesnow
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 1,593
"BREAK ME THE SECOND WEEK YOU HAVE ME SAGE" guess what skis they are ?
Feb 2 2010 7:05PM
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ScuffDUFF
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 143
"this snow is cooold, mathafucka"
Feb 2 2010 7:06PM
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Jballz
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 79
go upside down
Feb 2 2010 7:08PM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 461
Suspects. or 4FRNT
Feb 2 2010 7:10PM
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deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
mine would say change your icon so zzzskizzz can use the one he made
Feb 2 2010 7:10PM
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Parkboy
Posts: 2303 - Karma: 32
wax my ass and throw down hard n deep
Feb 2 2010 7:10PM
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sagesnow
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 1,593
my other skis would say. " sage lets go ski some REAL mountains with REAL snow and REAL cliffs"
Feb 2 2010 7:11PM
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Mr-Cam-ron
Posts: 491 - Karma: 314
"You broke my nose!!! fix it now!"
Feb 2 2010 7:13PM
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pRETTyLight5
Posts: 500 - Karma: 85
"grab me more!"
Feb 2 2010 7:13PM
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geet
Posts: 2436 - Karma: 6
"i wish i could learn to love."
Feb 2 2010 7:16PM
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babujib
Posts: 5039 - Karma: 104
suspects.
Feb 2 2010 7:18PM
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a_pla5tic_bag
Posts: 9217 - Karma: 5,399
"Nice, now I have a hole in me"


Feb 2 2010 7:18PM
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skijunkiedtm
Posts: 9229 - Karma: 61
"please let me out of this trunk!"
Feb 2 2010 7:19PM
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summersover
Posts: 5777 - Karma: 233
"yeah nice one you clumsy fuck, that hurt. now can you stop peeling my skin off? god damn it..."
Feb 2 2010 7:20PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
oh hai, do you need to wax me so much?
Feb 2 2010 7:22PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
haha  nice
Feb 2 2010 7:22PM
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A_Zuck
Posts: 565 - Karma: 57
Suspects???
Feb 2 2010 7:23PM
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doyle.
Posts: 1624 - Karma: 596
"you ride me too hard"
Feb 2 2010 7:25PM
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sagesnow
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 1,593
suspects are correct people!! haha
Feb 2 2010 7:25PM
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joey.
Posts: 2087 - Karma: 3,337
"Please stop beating me, dad."
Feb 2 2010 7:26PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
"I hate resurgent neo-liberalism"
Feb 2 2010 7:27PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9092 - Karma: 3,022
you asshole
Feb 2 2010 7:28PM
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TheErtManCometh
Posts: 34 - Karma: 10

They would probably talk to each other because I'm a real a-hole, it would probably go like this...

Left Ski: "Dude, it is cold out here, if we don't get inside, we are gonna freeze to death!"

Right Ski: "Holy shit a talking ski!"

Feb 2 2010 7:32PM
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jfletcher
Posts: 1208 - Karma: 188
"I should stop with the yoga, I'm way to flexible now"
Feb 2 2010 7:33PM
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LightAscension
Posts: 245 - Karma: 60
i am sexy sexy octolands
Feb 2 2010 7:43PM
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
"no more rocks please .. u cant even slide them"
Feb 2 2010 7:45PM
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Jwalk
Posts: 4647 - Karma: 134
"RASTA MAN JAH BLESS RAHSPECT"
Feb 2 2010 7:46PM
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Sklar
Posts: 8864 - Karma: 31,612
mine would say "haha bitch i just broke, i'm volkl, I delaminate like its my job."
Feb 2 2010 7:47PM
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snowking249
Posts: 1452 - Karma: 34
"OMFG!!!!! Did you not just see that guy run over me????? Go Kick his ass"
Feb 2 2010 7:49PM
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senorpuppy
Posts: 264 - Karma: 10
"go do some real skiing on some real mountains with real helicopters!!!!"
Feb 2 2010 7:49PM
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EvanMeyer
Posts: 3822 - Karma: 3,459
do cooler shit on jumps pussy
Feb 2 2010 7:54PM
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
"stop abusing me"
Feb 2 2010 7:55PM
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sagesnow
Posts: 3116 - Karma: 1,593
sorry man mine already said that, earlier in this thread
Feb 2 2010 7:56PM
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Drail
Posts: 14012 - Karma: 10,011
they wouldn't... 'cause they're constantly choking on all the pow pow I make them swim through.


well I guess when they're flying through the air, while not gasping for breath, they'd be yelling: "weeeeeeee!!!!!"
Feb 2 2010 8:26PM
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.peter
Posts: 1222 - Karma: 63
please tune me/ stop skiing over stuff that's not snow.
Feb 2 2010 8:28PM
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bdowning
Posts: 1630 - Karma: 243
"here we go again....what will be the result of this take off...."
Feb 2 2010 8:31PM
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imZONING
Posts: 63 - Karma: 10
"this is gonna hurt me more then it hurts you"
Feb 2 2010 8:32PM
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pmw
Posts: 5760 - Karma: 831
are you serious?
Feb 2 2010 8:32PM
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SNOWPARKCHlLE
Posts: 2047 - Karma: 6,727
"can we switch" noooooooo
Feb 2 2010 8:33PM
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JahSpriggs
Posts: 542 - Karma: 3,956
They'd say "NIGGA YOU DESTROYING ME "
Feb 2 2010 8:35PM
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JOHNishi
Posts: 118 - Karma: 11
"my life is falling apart"
Feb 2 2010 8:37PM
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mak
Posts: 700 - Karma: 167
"Why do you hurt me?"
Feb 2 2010 8:41PM
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g.rich
Posts: 247 - Karma: 9
"your bed isn't as comfortable as mine"
Feb 2 2010 8:47PM
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_CC_
Posts: 3890 - Karma: 747
do these neon topsheets make me look gay?

please fill these holes in me and stop letting those little kids stomp on me.
Feb 2 2010 8:51PM
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