For cereal though, I have used older Bobcats, a little, the kind where you have foot pedals to control your bucket. Where I work we have an ASV 4520, it might as well be a dozer with rubber tracks and skidsteer compatible attachments, the thing is a beast.
Swampy willow forrest...
First pass through
Clearing some Russian olives
Vinny drilling a hole
As far as stories... we have taken that thing through some pretty gnarly terrain in the mountains and through some steep coulees and ravines in the prairie.... We also drove 130 miles on the highway without locking down the ball hitch one time, when were unloading at the next job on Monday the trailer wheelied of the back of the pickup.... Really dodged a bullet there.