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kingsskier
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Phyllis Diller: The best contraceptive for old people is nudity
Jan 29 2010 5:19AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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I got more rhymes than Phyllis Diller.
Jan 29 2010 10:40AM
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kingsskier
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A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. Phyllis Diller
Jan 30 2010 6:15PM
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kingsskier
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Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off. Phyllis Diller
AMAZING!
Jan 31 2010 7:11PM
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sneezin
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who the fuck is phyllis diller?
Jan 31 2010 9:13PM
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kingsskier
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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.
Feb 2 2010 9:46PM
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Benedetto.
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/mythreads
Feb 2 2010 10:19PM
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kingsskier
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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.
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Feb 3 2010 5:53PM
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kingsskier
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Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.
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Feb 4 2010 11:30PM
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kingsskier
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Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out.
Feb 5 2010 7:20PM
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Delphi
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what an ugly old hag.
Feb 5 2010 7:27PM
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Benedetto.
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Keep em coming
Feb 5 2010 10:00PM
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kingsskier
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Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. Phyllis Diller
Feb 6 2010 4:26PM
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kingsskier
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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing. Phyllis Diller
Feb 7 2010 7:59PM
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Stickity
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phyllis diller makes me lol
kooky old lady...
Feb 7 2010 8:05PM
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Benedetto.
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bump

Feb 8 2010 9:33AM
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kingsskier
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His finest hour lasted a minute and a half. Phyllis Diller
Feb 8 2010 6:46PM
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kingsskier
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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance? Phyllis Diller
Feb 9 2010 9:20PM
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Benedetto.
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Same idea with the idea of soberness being fun, why take the chance?
Feb 11 2010 8:48AM
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kingsskier
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. Phyllis Diller
Feb 11 2010 10:52PM
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Shadows
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Feb 11 2010 10:55PM
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Benedetto.
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lmfao.
Feb 12 2010 10:07AM
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PASKIINGSUCKS
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“We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.”
Feb 17 2010 2:59PM
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