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The Blurred Chronicles-Episode One

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TheBlurredChrons
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What do you get when you take a couple of big mountains skiers, take away their snow and make them ski the park?
Lots of laughs......check it out!

http://live.tetongravity.com/_The-Blurred-Chronicles-Episode-One/video/898349/75233.html
Jan 27 2010 12:28AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
omg finally the video of the lincoln!!

that was awesome, well done
Jan 27 2010 12:41AM
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jibbnsteezy
Posts: 183 - Karma: 8
pretty good. i liked it. but drinking and driving is stupid.
Jan 27 2010 12:56AM
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Mike.Records
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Sick Brett! I was hoping that you'd throw it up here. Definitely entertaining.
Jan 27 2010 1:04AM
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M.Tipsey
Posts: 396 - Karma: 13
alot of sick shit in there... keep em comin..
Jan 27 2010 1:12AM
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@skiinmitch
Posts: 2781 - Karma: 78
meh. not my fav. got quite boring
Jan 27 2010 1:15AM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,272
not if you're Blurred
Jan 27 2010 7:53AM
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Luc.
Posts: 7540 - Karma: 59
haha drinkin and driving, PASS THE ROADS BEERS BUD
Jan 27 2010 9:55AM
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mer-man
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fuck i hate when vids dont work
Jan 27 2010 9:59AM
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smuggs
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you are fresh out of dare huh? and probably only ski with 15 year olds. well most responsible adults i know always have road beers. you arent at a frat party funneling pbrs down while driving/. its just like replacing coffee, with beer, and more beer.
Jan 27 2010 11:06AM
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SICKYGNARGNAR
Posts: 402 - Karma: 31
Bump for something different from the norm here!
Jan 27 2010 1:31PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
My sarcasm meter is damaged at best, because I couldn't tell if they were legitimately skiing park, or taking the piss?
Jan 27 2010 5:56PM
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.Asain-Skiier
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ha drinking and driving CLASSIC.
Jan 27 2010 6:06PM
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rocktheLPs
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like that ugly old bitch said "that was really gay"

go back to tgr
Jan 27 2010 6:08PM
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M.Tipsey
Posts: 396 - Karma: 13
Well played sir.. well played..
Jan 27 2010 6:21PM
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dwhite
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He does have a point.

Honestly, with the risks of getting caught drinking and driving....what is the point?
Jan 27 2010 6:22PM
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nellyyy
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yeah that was pretty beat. i guess that'd be cool for the TGR crowd though... i guess
Jan 27 2010 6:23PM
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SICKYGNARGNAR
Posts: 402 - Karma: 31
Obviously most of you missed the point. WE WERE HAVING FUN!


We aren't here to try and be the most badass suburban gangsters. We ski to have fun. No snow in the backcountry? We will go try some wacky stuff on rails. Sorry you didn't get it.
Jan 27 2010 6:26PM
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M.Tipsey
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SKIING IS NOT ABOUT HAVING FUN IT IS ABOUT BEING DIFFERENT..
Jan 27 2010 6:31PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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twas a bore
Jan 27 2010 6:42PM
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no_steeze
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you guys are being idiots

take a fucking joke, just because he was dicking around in the park doesn't mean he was legitimately hating on park skiing, he was just pointing out one of the funnier aspects of that type of skiing...do you guys really not realize that a lot of the time you look rather silly?

lighten up, what's not to like about a bunch of guys having fun skiing
Jan 27 2010 6:47PM
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AB.Zee
Posts: 617 - Karma: 37
hmmmm...i dunno it was kinda boring
Jan 27 2010 6:54PM
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grams.
Posts: 7406 - Karma: 186
Man NS is stupid.

And you wanna know what all of TGR would say if they saw a Chug Life?...
Jan 28 2010 2:22PM
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fillup
Posts: 4904 - Karma: 568
Pretty fucking boring.
Jan 28 2010 3:02PM
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VT_scratch
Posts: 8785 - Karma: 6,244
EMBED ITS SO EASY

Jan 28 2010 3:04PM
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nickyp
Posts: 5673 - Karma: 215
One of my friends was hit by a drunk driver at a pedestrian crossing, and was paralysed from the neck down. He has to have 24 hour care, and can do nothing for himself. A week after it happened, he told me that he wished he had been killed, instead of being forced to live like he has to. The police said that had the driver not been drunk, he would have slowed down in time to miss him.

Probably why I found this video so hilarious...
Jan 28 2010 3:35PM
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.Roockley.
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that's great, but we are in colorado not germany haha
Jan 28 2010 3:49PM
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CNY~Steeze
Posts: 68 - Karma: 10
60 in white outs fo shooo
Jan 28 2010 6:14PM
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murflydude
Posts: 307 - Karma: 9
haha yes!! that is my fav 4bi9 edit. and brett that was pretty sick
Jan 28 2010 6:22PM
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closeyetfar11
Posts: 387 - Karma: 1,079
saw it on facebook the other day, but yet again Brett, soopa-doopa! looking forward to more.
Jan 28 2010 10:08PM
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Fischer-Addicted
Posts: 1064 - Karma: 30
entertaining, definitely come out with more. liked how you sneaked in a road soda while you were at it
Jan 28 2010 11:07PM
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SICKYGNARGNAR
Posts: 402 - Karma: 31
I would also like to make clear that we are NOT making fun of the Traveling Circus. We have watched every episode of the circus many many times. Its the best shit out right now. Period. Look at the Blurred Chrons as an homage to those guys.
Jan 29 2010 1:53PM
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Karma_Police
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You couldn't handle it over there u little bitch,

2nd off Anyone who is concerned about having 1 road soda is a pussy cuz they can't hold there booze

3rd off good job, namely the Global warming shit

Jan 29 2010 2:20PM
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no_steeze
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having some road beers is different from driving while drunk...i assume they know their limits

i don't generally condone drinking and driving in general, but i really wouldn't call this drunk driving

i guess this thread is proof why ns gets such a bad rap
Jan 29 2010 5:06PM
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KravtZ
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your one of the dumbest retards iv ever heard of
Jan 29 2010 6:18PM
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STAUSS
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not enough gangster pot smoking shots. 
Jan 29 2010 8:59PM
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NWFlow
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Sure people have road sodas. People that post them in videos on the internet seem to think that road sodas are super "cool" and that they need to broadcast their drinking and driving habits.

And before SICKGNARGNAR says something about how I need to lighten up because drinking and driving is just so fun, show a little respect. Drinking and driving is one of those "funs" that can ruin the lives of other people, unlike sucking in the park and expecting props.
Jan 29 2010 9:50PM
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no_steeze
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there's a reason they're called road sodas...having 2 beers over the course of like a half hour is not gonna impair you in any way unless you redefine the term lightweight...which i don't think these guys are since they stomp 80 foot road gap lincolns...manly as fuck

its not the best idea but it's not like they got hammered and filmed themselves plowing into groups of small children singing about how much they love life
Jan 29 2010 10:33PM
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NWFlow
Posts: 1557 - Karma: 61
That lincoln did not looked stomped, but it could have been. My problem isn't that they had two beers and drove, my problem is that they put it in an edit for the internet...which means they think its cool and they need to broadcast how cool they are by drinking and driving.
Jan 29 2010 10:35PM
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OGSlopewatcherAssassin
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How many people do you see walk home from the bar? They all usually drive...just because they drink a few in the bar and drive doesn't make them any different than someone drinking one in their car.

NS is full of little faggy kids that get bent off a single beer, and parrot the last thing they heard from MADD.

I suggest you quit being such a goody-2-shoes faggot.
Jan 29 2010 10:38PM
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OGSlopewatcherAssassin
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Pretty clear they put it in the edit because it's funny and pisses off losers like you.

This is Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to jackass.
Jan 29 2010 10:40PM
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no_steeze
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beers immediately follow skiing regardless of location...sometimes it has to be in a car

and the lincoln was stomped to the best of my knowledge
Jan 29 2010 10:43PM
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steveys
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Yup, that is why EVERY SINGLE PERSON in the park looks like a cross between a homeless person and a gang banger.  Because that is how to look different and EVERY 12 YEAR OLD WANTS TO LOOK THAT WAY!! 

oh wait...

Jan 29 2010 11:22PM
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NWFlow
Posts: 1557 - Karma: 61
I don't have a huge problem with people drinking a beer or two in the car after skiing. Just putting it in the edit was retarded.

Calling people faggots is so awesome by the way. Great vocab.
Jan 30 2010 6:31PM
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Yung_Gnarley
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dude you're fitting so much cock into your mouth right now
Feb 1 2010 12:31AM
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OGSlopewatcherAssassin
Posts: 393 - Karma: 16
Jealous? It's cool, come step to my HAWG.
Feb 1 2010 12:44AM
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OGSlopewatcherAssassin
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You don't have a problem with it?? Is that why you can't shut the fuck up about it??


Feb 1 2010 12:45AM
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