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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
il start.

yo yo.

Im shakier than an earthquake in Haiti, my rhymes are a lot weaker than those of slim shady, but il still be here, to sell some meth to your lady, and then I might just take her on a date, to overwaitea.
Jan 26 2010 10:35PM
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statuswhitegirl
Posts: 4058 - Karma: 883
steezyjibber and young jibber 2007
Jan 26 2010 10:37PM
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doobiebrotha
Posts: 760 - Karma: 8
ayo



yoyoyo




yo




yoyo






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yooyyoyyoyyoyoyooooooooooooooo














YOOOOO



searchbar
Jan 26 2010 10:40PM
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chapz
Posts: 10182 - Karma: 66
oh wow, those were such epic battles.
Jan 26 2010 10:40PM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
yo searchbar'd rap off, got nothing.
Jan 26 2010 10:42PM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
+k for lulz.
Jan 26 2010 10:42PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
haha well here goes wes
you though you had style but your rhymes are a mess
so cracka please, you know whos the best
and cracka do you come with wine and cheese?
your fuckin hookers and i got them hoes with double dzzzzz
Jan 26 2010 10:47PM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
jimmyp got nothing on me, cus i searchbar'd until i had to take a wee, ya not number 2 or number 3, this thread is failing like my attempted halo killing spree.
Jan 26 2010 10:48PM
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blong131
Posts: 2193 - Karma: 59
yo they sayin searchbar but ima say what ya need to hear
full tilts, interior, WHO?, and pee in her rear.
Jan 26 2010 10:49PM
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switchskier206604
Posts: 497 - Karma: 36
ventrillo lets get it goinn!!
Jan 26 2010 10:50PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
shit meth-time you aint gonna quit
i guess you really did beat that searchbar to shit
just like chris brown did to rhinanna
i blow up like a bomb everyones a gonna
Jan 26 2010 10:50PM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
you make fun of me, cus i take hoes on dates, i dont think they are as easy, as makin crapes. ya you be goin out with your male mates, plus if im a cracker you can only buy me in crates.
Jan 26 2010 10:53PM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
this thread is un organized, like the 10 year olds i deal to.
i dont even want to know what kind of people it appeals to
Jan 26 2010 10:56PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
im sorry if i offended you, retard
but last night all your hoes were makin me hard
i make it rain like hurricane katrina
and you probably have a real small wiener
Jan 26 2010 10:56PM
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Potatoes
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 14
my lyrics on this forum, unlike others i won't bore 'em
cause i got crazy practice and my rhymes, you know i store 'em
shut your mouth and listen cause your words i'm bout to floor 'em
now unfortunately i'm on the east coast and my brothers know it's pourin'

and i'll switch the pace, drink till i'm 'faced, roll on e in distant space,
kill yo' ass, drop the case, then make your mother use her mace
shove the peener in her pooty, and my skrot in her bootie,
and your homies wonder why you run around all moody...
Jan 26 2010 10:57PM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
i can tell your upset, but you can bet that your threat didn't even make me break a sweat. you probably couldn't even make em hoes wet. dam indiana you belong in a vet.
Jan 26 2010 10:59PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
dot dot dot space bro lol wut
the only way to go bro is pee in her butt
and my verses are short just like verne troyer
and tell your mom to shave her jungle i think im starting to annoy her
Jan 26 2010 10:59PM
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Potatoes
Posts: 1131 - Karma: 14
HAHAHAHAHAH OH MY GOD BEST RHYME EVER

ESPECIALLY BECAUSE CREPES ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO MAKE

LOOOOLOLOLOL EAZY-E IN THE HOUSE
Jan 26 2010 11:00PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
Rhyming crates with mates?
Bitch you about to get raped

Ima step up to the plate, and show you how its done
Aint nothin musical about a rap sensation
I saw this thread and it gave me a temptation
to cuss off your ears with smooth ass oration
Oh!
did u c wat i just did thar?
I stripped your ass, like acid on an oak chair.
im like a teenage girls overpriced skin care
I look up, i look down, I inspect and repair.
Jan 26 2010 11:04PM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
i cant take you seriously, when im looking at a fricken lolcat, i bet you aint nothin, like some fuckin small brat, if you tried for an album, in 20 years Thall wouldn't recall that, and above all, your girlfriend is all flat.
Jan 26 2010 11:16PM
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amo
Posts: 6709 - Karma: 1,248
I hate this OP
he thinks he's the best
i always been the flyest
better than the rest

i've been here done this
mad long ago
its been done before
ill take you out in one blow

don't be a n00b
you should have search barred
all the bitches have heard it
"i can't get it hard!?!"

Imma go to bed
from my moms a good night kiss
but before i get to kozy
i'll leave you with this...

https://newschoolers.com/web/forums/readthread/thread_id/458603/
Jan 26 2010 11:30PM
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anxju
Posts: 9371 - Karma: 61
I was a terror since the public school era
Bathroom passes, cuttin classes, squeezing asses
Smoking blunts was a daily routine
Since thirteen, a chubby nigga on the scene
I used to have the tre` duce
And the duce duce in my bubblegoose
Now i got the mack in my knapsack
Loungin' black, smoking sacks up in acts
And sidekicks with my sidekicks rockin fly kicks
Honeys want to chat
But all we wanna know is "Where the party at?"
And can i bring my gat?
If not, I hope I don't get shot
But i throw my vest on my chest
'Cause niggaz is a mess
It don't take nothin' but frontin'
For me to start somethin'
Buggin' and barkin' at niggaz like i was duck huntin'
Dumbing out, just me and my crew
Cause all we wanna do is...

Chorus:
Party... And bullshit, and... (x9)

Hugs from the honeys, Pounds from the roughnecks
Seen my man Sei that I knew from the projects
Said he had beef, asked me if I had my peice
Sure do, two .22's in my shoes
Holler if you need me love i'm in the house
Roam and strollin' see what the honeys is about
Moet popping, hoe hopping, ain't no stopping Big Poppa, I'm a BAD BOY
Niggaz wanna front, who got your back? (BIGGIE!)
Niggaz wanna flex, who got the gat? (BIGGIE!)
It ain't hard to tell I'm the east coast overdoser
Nigga you scared you're supposed to
Nigga I toast ya, put fear in your heart
Fuck up the party before it even start
Pissy drunk, off the Henny and stuff
Or some brand-nubian shit beatin' down punks!

Chorus

Bitches in the back looking righteous
In a tight dress, i think i might just
Hit her with a little Biggie 101, How to tote a gun
And have fun with Jamaician rum
Conversations, blunts in rotation
My man Big Jacques got the glock in his waist and
we're smoking, drinking, got the hooker thinking
If money smell bad than this nigga Biggie stinking
Is it my charm? I got the hookers eatin out my palm
She grabbed my arm and said "Let's leave calm"
I'm hittin' skins again
Rolled up another blunt, bought a Heineken
Niggaz start to loke out, a kid got choked out
Blows was thrown and a fucking fight broke out

[Music stops, indecipherable sounds of people yelling and arguing,
Biggie breaks it up yelling "Yo chill, man, chill!"]

Can't we just all get along?
So i can put hickies on her chest like Li'l Shawn
Get her pissy drunk off of Don Perrignon
And it's on, and I'm gone
that's that.

[Chorus w/ Puff talking after selected lines]

Party... and Bullshit, (Party.)
and Party... and Bullshit, (Bullshit.)
and Party... and Bullshit, (Party.)
and Party... and Bullshit, (Bullshit.)
and Party... and Bullshit, (Yea... Junior Mafia likes that.)
and Party... and Bullshit,
and Party... and Bullshit, (Uptown likes that.)
and Party... and Bullshit,
and Party... and Bullshit, (Bad Boy likes that.)
and Party... and Bullshit,
and Party... and Bullshit, (Brooklyn Crew likes that.)
and Party... and Bullshit,
and Party... and Bullshit, (Third Eye likes that.)
and Party... and Bullshit,
[Repeats until fade out
Jan 26 2010 11:38PM
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Steeze_Cake
Posts: 613 - Karma: 16
This thread is pointless
you shouldn't have made it
you should have realized you would have gotten hated

And while I'm here wasting my time
i figured i should just continue with this rhyme

You should have searchbared
Instead of using those hoes to get hard

i bet you suck at skiing
and i typed this shit while i was peeing


AW SHIT PLAYA!


Jan 26 2010 11:49PM
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superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
my name is matt

i have a cat

im somewhat fat

i like to play with a baseball bat

tee hee
Jan 26 2010 11:50PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
nukkaz be all like "you no_steeze you aint secksing lots of bitches" and i be like yo nukkaz you foo's i actually be secksing lots of bitches cuz i got a mule down in my trousers that ladies be all like "oohhh its so big its hurting my vaginal canal" and i be like "good bitches i like it because it shows i am dominant and that you should go back to the kitchen" and they be all like "oohh you sexist" and i be all like "yea bitch but you aint gonna go anywhere because you wanna stay with my large penis" and they be all silent and shit cuz they kno who da boss, das right, no_steeze be da boss because i smoke so much marijuana that peeps be like "yo no_steeze you smoke a lot of marijuana" and i be like "yes"
Jan 26 2010 11:51PM
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Steeze_Cake
Posts: 613 - Karma: 16
Permission to Sig this? and i loled for like 30 seconds hha +k for the ending
Jan 26 2010 11:53PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
i would be honored
Jan 26 2010 11:55PM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
I feel served
my rhymes aint so arty
like sunny D at a Justin Beiber party.

but one thing to keep in mind, is that i probably should have applied some lube, as i tear a whole, through your mothers uterine tube.
Jan 26 2010 11:57PM
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Steeze_Cake
Posts: 613 - Karma: 16
Why apply lube to a very small penis...wenis?
WTF's the difference, id like to know if you actually did this

His mom is fine
but yours is mine
i fucked her so much i think im on, wait , what? number 9?


SERVED


Jan 27 2010 12:00AM
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Steeze_Cake
Posts: 613 - Karma: 16
its to long but i stilled loled very long time, and +k, thank you for the enjoyment lol
Jan 27 2010 12:01AM
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OGSlopewatcherAssassin
Posts: 393 - Karma: 16
yo, i'm da best...i deed it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ
Jan 27 2010 12:07AM
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blavallee4
Posts: 360 - Karma: 93

here i am right before bed

up late reading another pointless thread

press the quote button to post a reply

later findin out my rap aint so fly

ima keep rambalin on

just it so seems like a legit song.

ur chik got zaped by lighting wen i had a rubber on

luckly for me it stoped the electricity

so im still sitting here talkin pontless shit

fuk it im off to bed  :P  enjoy my newb rap

Jan 27 2010 12:07AM
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OGSlopewatcherAssassin
Posts: 393 - Karma: 16
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKKxPtP6XjQ[/url]
Jan 27 2010 12:07AM
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meth_time
Posts: 2783 - Karma: 21
your mom said it was average
but i guess she lied
i hope you know
after reading this i cried

when i make threads
half the time i cancel
and if not
then im in for a cool story hansel

I try harder to rhyme
then an elderly man trys for an erection
oh shit, looks like i gave myself a yeast infection

I hope your seeing
what i did here
and if not
go take it in the ear.



Jan 27 2010 12:46AM
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casual
Posts: 6712 - Karma: 6,748

Tee Hee from Christopher Casula on Vimeo.

Jan 27 2010 12:51AM
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Gstrong
Posts: 4776 - Karma: 519
i get head like godzilla
you be drinken my vanilla
im as soft as a chinchilla
you owe my skrilla

Jan 28 2010 12:40PM
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Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
these are so gay.
man up and spit your rhymes to your webcams like casual does. anyone can type words that rhyme.

and i don't find crepes difficult to make at all.
Jan 28 2010 12:44PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9092 - Karma: 3,022
Yo
Sup yo.
ma name is jack.
yo.
dam.
sup.
BITCH!
uhhh.'
yeee
uhhhh
yeeee
uhhh
yeee
supp
here we go.
this is the best rap ever
yo
yo
YO!
sup
yee
uhh
cheeah
cheeah
mang.
killa
uhh
money making.
uhhh
cheay
hawg bawsss
yeeee
YO!
yo
yo yo
skrilla
cheeah
hoes
Jan 28 2010 12:45PM
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everyone
Posts: 63 - Karma: 13
heh
Jan 28 2010 12:46PM
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TechnoPotamus
Posts: 11626 - Karma: 3,522
roses are red
violets are blue
i can't rap for shit
and neither can you
Jan 28 2010 12:55PM
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Phormat
Posts: 774 - Karma: 20
i read this page filled with unintelligible apes, the lack of skill and ability left my mouth agape
but i guess thats just fate, for those who wait, get eat'en up, spit out , and left on the plate
they're no gooooodddd, so when they speak you flinch and cinch up your hood, to hide your sight, such a terrible plight, that all these so called gangstas are a bunch of suburban kids who don't know how to fight, i illuminate the illiteracy running rampant online just like another fuckin conspiracy, it sickens me, these cats need to perceive my ability, take note, stop or get choked, get whisked away just like my bong smoke, i'll take any one on one, they'll get their numbers run, or one on two, leave them drooling confused, ah sheeeetttt, ya haters just got trounced, but imma have to let you go my bowl pack just bounced, - peace
Jan 28 2010 1:19PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9092 - Karma: 3,022
Yo
Sup yo.
ma name is jack.
yo.
dam.
sup.
BITCH!
uhhh.'
yeee
uhhhh
yeeee
uhhh
yeee
supp
here we go.
this is the best rap ever
yo
yo
YO!
sup
yee
uhh
cheeah
cheeah
mang.
killa
uhh
money making.
uhhh
cheay
hawg bawsss
yeeee
YO!
yo
yo yo
skrilla
cheeah
hoes




SUCK IT!
Jan 28 2010 1:23PM
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Phormat
Posts: 774 - Karma: 20
^ haha nice man, i didn't use any of those words, not really sure what point you are trying to make, at least no_steeze used creativity with his sarcasm! good effort though! casula you have pretty good flow, thats way harder than writing for sure
Jan 28 2010 1:34PM
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no_steeze
Posts: 23992 - Karma: 4,273
Yo
Sup yo.
ma name is jack.
yo.
dam.
sup.
BITCH!
uhhh.'
yeee
uhhhh
yeeee
uhhh
yeee
supp
here we go.
this is the best rap ever
yo
yo
YO!
sup
yee
uhh
cheeah
cheeah
mang.
killa
uhh
money making.
uhhh
cheay
hawg bawsss
yeeee
YO!
yo
yo yo
skrilla
cheeah
hoes




SUCK IT!
Jan 30 2010 12:48AM
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Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
This thread is fuckin stupid, your moms a fuckin whore,
she beat my stick and stones like Einstein's prediction of war.
Jan 30 2010 1:05AM
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Barf.
Posts: 1188 - Karma: 123
Sickk!
Jan 30 2010 1:00PM
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Click_Here
Posts: 1728 - Karma: 14
i am extremely embarassed for you
Jan 31 2010 2:25PM
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