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Side Jumpers Getting Ridiculous at SR

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Nooschoolers
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If anyone has been in the jib park at sr, you know that its getting fucking ridic. 95% of people in there are 40 year old guys with their drunk friends. and if you think im just bitching. last week, goin up to hit an up rail at decent speed, i get cut off right before i pop, i try to stop, fall forward, and break my right arm. he didnt even help me get down to the lodge. god damn 

16 years ago
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Nooschoolers
Posts: 577 - Karma: 32
hahhaah. thats comedic
16 years ago
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
julianmcginn is the alpha male at SR. those gaper fucks dont know what to think after he verbally rapes them
16 years ago
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Nooschoolers
Posts: 577 - Karma: 32

A snowball to the genitals/face will sometimes do the job

16 years ago
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steveys
Posts: 268 - Karma: 10
They should so hire someone to profile people!!  I see so many kids that look like a combination of homeless person/ gang member.  Who lets these weirdo's in??
16 years ago
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GayWolf420
Posts: 38325 - Karma: 132,535
yeah. i fucking hate that. its a pretty big problem at PC. some just cross the landings right as you're in mid-air and it scares the fuck outta then you mess up.
16 years ago
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icon1234
Posts: 3081 - Karma: 1,474
I saw the most retarded thing ever a few weeks ago. So this mom decides it would be a good idea to teach her 3 yr old how to ski in the park. Okay so its obv a bad idea to begin with, plenty of better runs to take your kid on. But its okay, I assumed this mother had brain and would just take her on the sides and out of the way.

Instead this "genius" decided it would be a good idea to take her child to the knuckle of the the big hit and have her ski down the steep landing. Okay this is a very stupid idea to begin with, but it could be okay if they had quickly skied down and made sure no one was dropping in. But no instead they stand literally 45 seconds on top of the knuckle right in front of the lip so there blind from the top just waiting for god knows what. Luckily no one dropped in for the big hit and luckily had hit the smaller one on the right.

But honestly that mother should never be allowed kids. I really do not understand how stupid some people can be. Not only you put your own life in danger, but your child's as well.
16 years ago
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dmc12380
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lyke srlys i h8 thm 2.
16 years ago
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tbear3
Posts: 28 - Karma: 10
i dont think i have ever seen a forty year old go off a jump
16 years ago
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
if it is at sunday river, describe the kid so e justice can be enforced
16 years ago
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Mr.Huck
Posts: 6096 - Karma: 14,903
Old guys need to sack up and get on the rail!  Coming from one.  I hate when people do that shit.  At least tail tap the fucker. 
16 years ago
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danbrown
Posts: 11939 - Karma: 21,834
nitro at snow is fucking god awful for this. At least gapers don't go in gulch or inferno
16 years ago
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Sir.Steezealot
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 678
no it was at my home mountain gore but he was wearing a green jacket and some black snowpants looked about 13 with back mounted surface somthings if I ever see this kid again he is getting verbally raped.
16 years ago
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petesguitar1
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It's sad because it's just common courtesy - I'm 30+ and it pisses me off when people start complaining about young people and their attitudes etc on the hill when they bark at gapers. Ok, so some young dudes can be rude and obnoxious and that's ok, they get theirs, but hitting the side of a jump or cutting across landings / inruns etc is just plain stupid, not to mention dangerous. Some people take polite advice well, others need a bit more encouragement..
16 years ago
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^_^iseeyou
Posts: 114 - Karma: 16

All these little snakes ruin the lips at waterville

Fuck Em'

16 years ago
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,852
FUCK IM FUCKING TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT.

I was there last week and I literally counted 50+ little kids who hit every side jump in the jib park. There were about 20 people actually hitting the features. I'm sick and tired of it and frankly I will go and bitch to Sunday River about how dangerous it is if they don't establish an end to this bullshit.
15 years ago
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rj.
Posts: 3323 - Karma: 28
they need to put a bowl in somewhere out of the way. Its a gaper catcher
15 years ago
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JOHNishi
Posts: 118 - Karma: 11
agreed, especially in the alley, if im hiking a rail, i yell at at least 5 gapers every time i hike up
15 years ago
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inactive
Posts: 4772 - Karma: 97
whip out your peee nor
15 years ago
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207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,852
I'll piss on their skis.
15 years ago
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b-kul
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i hate side jumpers but you kinda gotta do it at jay cuz their rails are just stupid.
15 years ago
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iannelson
Posts: 321 - Karma: 43
There is this dumb bitch ski instructor who always takes her group of twenty 4-6 year olds through the park. Once there done, the lips don't even exist. It is the most annoying thing in the world.
15 years ago
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MasterDebater
Posts: 992 - Karma: 27
well. if they're legit somewhat drunk, i'd actually crash into them. piss them off, and then as they yell at me, yell back, and instigate them to throw a punch. then you call ski patrol, and the cops, and they get caught with an assault charge, and they will get in major shit for skiing under the influence.

pwned.
15 years ago
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kootenayklaus
Posts: 3914 - Karma: 2,179
"They hitting some righteous side booters mannn" - ChugLife
15 years ago
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t_rob
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i sidejumped there last weekend just because of this thread.
15 years ago
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rj.
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Oh T_rob, so young, so naive, we all saw you. It wasn't because of this thread that's for sure ;)
15 years ago
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ECfreeski3
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am i the only one who doesnt get pissed off at side jumpers? who cares how they do it, theyre having fun and lets be honest, going off the side of a jump isnt too detrimental to anyone else's day. i can count on one hand the number of times ive had to abort on the inrun to a jump because of someone cutting me off. i get way more annoyed by the douchy kids who use it as an excuse to not hit the jump and freak out to show how core they are..

BUT the thing that i cant stand, and is actually dangerous, is people standing/sitting in landings. i cant count the number of times ive had to land then immediately evade someone sitting there, completely invisible from the inrun
15 years ago
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Freshbakedbread
Posts: 949 - Karma: 483
they should make a side jump park, with a hundred wedges for them to plop off of and feel great about themselves
15 years ago
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adamlukowski
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Skip to 2:30 to see my friends dad who's a Ski patrol /park attendent try and calmly Inform a gaper of her daughter cutting him off on presidents day

15 years ago
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iannelson
Posts: 321 - Karma: 43
What a bitch.
15 years ago
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Craze
Posts: 1132 - Karma: 423
Haha I know what your saying. I was skiing with my Dad who is a Red Coat patroler, and after the 4th time getting cut off in a row trying to show him something I cussed this kid out..My dad just laughed.
15 years ago
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.jesus.
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what a bitch
15 years ago
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Ben.
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how did he not just go crazy. i would.
15 years ago
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zflink
Posts: 309 - Karma: 283
that should go into the Kombi King of Individuality contest as a "switch 7 gaper tail tap jib"
15 years ago
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MrLarsen
Posts: 583 - Karma: 16
Props to him for staying so calm..
15 years ago
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leahey
Posts: 2548 - Karma: 32
It's mostly like, 10 year olds. You basically can't go on jumps because of little kids. It is hard not to freak out but I do it anyway.
15 years ago
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Pee_and_Ski
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it gets bad but too  bad. im sick of gettin snaked on the rails though, and gettin run in to when i was at white cap/ barker
15 years ago
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kootenayklaus
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Amen brotha

15 years ago
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leahey
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Lol bump a 2 month old thread
15 years ago
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OMGHEDIDNT
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this would be one of those cases where I advocate just yelling and giving her shit cause there's no reasoning with her. wtf?! what a dumb bitch.
15 years ago
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Coalescent
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YES!  I can finally re-release our side jump edit!

https://newschoolers.com/web/content/viewvideo/id/96886/member_id/77295/

15 years ago
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kronickrew
Posts: 1013 - Karma: 32
or just do what i do and still hit the rail or jump and either hit them or push them off the rail.
15 years ago
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Contender
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yessss, we need more people like that guy
15 years ago
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steep
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wow, shes a bitch. anyway, nice edit.
15 years ago
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Steezegull
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Jesus how did he not just backhand that gaper bitch?
15 years ago
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I.Love.Beezy
Posts: 2117 - Karma: 784
what a bitch
15 years ago
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mason-
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i would have lost it on her right away. idk how he has so much patience
15 years ago
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Chompo.
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over spring break at beaver creek they just had a guy sitting at the top profiling and kicking all the mexican gapers out, who said it was discrimination
15 years ago
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brockerton-
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intimidation is key, dress XXXL and yell and shout all the time. covering your face with black bandanas can add to the effect. also take up smoking and do it everywhere in the park.
15 years ago
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pigglywiggly
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the. fucking. truth.
15 years ago
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meggers
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well at loon not only do we have tons of idiots like that...and drunk people who ski through the park and hit hit people becuase "the park is for bombing and going fast". but we also have instructors who ski behind the lips of jumps like on the knuckle while your hitting it and almost kill you then tell you its your fault.


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