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Whats the worst thing that has ever happened to you

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Nick1867
Posts: 380 - Karma: 19

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Jan 23 2010 11:57PM
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Tinga
Posts: 11349 - Karma: 2,333
i got turned into a newt.............. but then i got better.
Jan 24 2010 12:01AM
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Hoover
Posts: 1432 - Karma: 52
pretty sure its mute???could be wrong but imo it makes more sense in the movie
Jan 24 2010 12:03AM
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umad
Posts: 52 - Karma: 10
this thread is fucking retarded.
Jan 24 2010 12:03AM
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charmander
Posts: 10636 - Karma: 370
i lost use of an arm...
Jan 24 2010 12:05AM
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artfullydodged
Posts: 8358 - Karma: 1,674
What kind of witch turns someone into a mute? thats fucking stupid when you have the option of turning someone into a newt
Jan 24 2010 12:06AM
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Get.Kronk
Posts: 2543 - Karma: 226
its definately newt
Jan 24 2010 12:08AM
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Nick1867
Posts: 380 - Karma: 19
i shat my self
Jan 24 2010 12:08AM
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gwhitey
Posts: 2249 - Karma: 312
^
Jan 24 2010 12:10AM
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ThaLorax
Posts: 21079 - Karma: 8,445
I had Leukemia (cancer) when I was a kid....



do I get a cookie?
Jan 24 2010 12:27AM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
i forgot to study for a test once
Jan 24 2010 12:29AM
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BEARS.
Posts: 5380 - Karma: 696
a few night ago i had a dream that i pooped my pants every few minutes.
Jan 24 2010 12:53AM
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superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
scary pms from nsers telling me to leave. when i get them, i actually consider leaving
Jan 24 2010 12:54AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51514 - Karma: 160,924
Listening to people like this
Jan 24 2010 1:04AM
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remove
Posts: 2566 - Karma: 1,026

if you don't leave i'll kill you....

but not really

[IMG]p0stwh0res.com/images/this_sucks1.jpg[/IMG]

Jan 24 2010 1:05AM
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Ian.Ham
Posts: 1686 - Karma: 1,151
broken femur
Jan 24 2010 1:27AM
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theabortionator
Posts: 51514 - Karma: 160,924
Chain texts
Jan 24 2010 1:29AM
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Dainsey
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 378
is this ohmybosh?
Jan 24 2010 1:33AM
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ScuffDUFF
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 143
either a broken jaw.  Or when i was 12, i was traversing a snowfield with my dad.  Slipped, fell, lost my ice axe and slid down for a couple hundred feet.  Then the snowfield ended and i hit the rocks at the bottom  and went head over heals for another 20 feet.   I didnt break any bones but i was fucked up.
Jan 24 2010 1:36AM
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*christ*
Posts: 372 - Karma: 67
last night
Jan 24 2010 5:21AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
NO, of course not. It is just his long lost twin....
Jan 24 2010 5:29AM
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[tightpants]
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 17
Click for larger image
Jan 24 2010 5:38AM
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Mr.Panda
Posts: 17711 - Karma: 564
Is that Ron Jeremy?
Jan 24 2010 5:42AM
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[tightpants]
Posts: 1529 - Karma: 17
yeah dude I'm almost positive it is haha
Jan 24 2010 5:44AM
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k-rob
Posts: 14217 - Karma: 2,891
broken heart.
Jan 24 2010 6:04AM
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Elephant_Snot
Posts: 157 - Karma: 5
your mum
Jan 24 2010 6:38AM
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sammiedee
Posts: 974 - Karma: 175
+K for monty python reference
Jan 24 2010 9:32AM
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Stickity
Posts: 7750 - Karma: 769
either getting a hernia (feels like balls are exploding and you can't move)
or getting my tonsils removed (couldn't eat or drink and then 2 weeks later the scabs came off and i lost a third of my blood in my sleep, started vomiting it, passed out in the hospital)

Jan 24 2010 9:53AM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18221 - Karma: 12,319
i died once.
Jan 24 2010 10:05AM
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I_Am_Mod
Posts: 13214 - Karma: 3,753
my mom found my porno and lectured me...

^^worst thing that ever happened to me ...
Jan 24 2010 10:29AM
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Leveroni
Posts: 367 - Karma: 11
This Thread
Jan 24 2010 11:21AM
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ChrisSkisChronic
Posts: 1128 - Karma: 230
getting my wisdom teeth out fucking sucked. My mouth bled for 4 hours after the surgery, I puked 2 or 3 times a day for 2 weeks (lost about 10 lbs) and got cluster headaches. If you don't know what those are wiki that shit. Worst pain I have ever experienced (and I've broken a lot of bones) 
Jan 24 2010 11:29AM
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sstricky
Posts: 1876 - Karma: 111
whiskey dick...
Jan 24 2010 11:55AM
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Crack.
Posts: 6020 - Karma: 84
are u talking about the knights that say neet?
Jan 24 2010 11:56AM
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bootleg_BEN
Posts: 2499 - Karma: 44
Got caught in the middle of a lightning storm in the middle of a desert.

Thought i was dead, im pretty lucky i didnt get struck considering it was striking all around me.
Jan 24 2010 12:14PM
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bootleg_BEN
Posts: 2499 - Karma: 44
Got caught in the middle of a lightning storm in the middle of a desert.

Thought i was dead, im pretty lucky i didnt get struck considering it was striking all around me.
Jan 24 2010 12:16PM
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NotoriousT.S.E
Posts: 1014 - Karma: 439
HIt a telephone pole at 50 mph
Jan 24 2010 6:57PM
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Jamestown
Posts: 4002 - Karma: 51
We want...a shrubbery!
Jan 24 2010 7:02PM
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Sir.Steezealot
Posts: 1156 - Karma: 677
Dick dong its when a man grinds you waist down because you failed to realize your supposed to get low when sandstorm is playing.
Jan 24 2010 7:04PM
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sick-as-aids
Posts: 3453 - Karma: 1,007
i once had a really itchy arsehole
Jan 24 2010 7:06PM
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masta_LE3B
Posts: 3397 - Karma: 62
havnt had a hernia, but i had the same thing happen with my tonsils, were the scabs come off. and you just cough up pure blood. i did this on 5 seperate occasions. and lost half the blood in my body (3 quarts or 2.3 liters) worst month of my life, and it took me about 3 months to recover to were i could do phisical activity.

this was prolly the most painfull

but the most embaressing was prolly the time that some unknown number started texting me and asking who i was, so i was jokin around and asked them if they wanted to have buttsex. turned out to be a friend of mines mom.
Jan 24 2010 7:43PM
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steveys
Posts: 268 - Karma: 10

Did you get a good wish from make a wish??

You aren't that kid that bankrupted them are you?  That kid is a little bastard!!

Jan 24 2010 7:44PM
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masta_LE3B
Posts: 3397 - Karma: 62
"that kid" is fake

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/makeawish.asp
Jan 24 2010 7:48PM
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bootleg_BEN
Posts: 2499 - Karma: 44
Haha wasnt that done by the Onion?
Jan 24 2010 7:51PM
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twintip_payne
Posts: 499 - Karma: 13
the closing of skatersworld
Jan 24 2010 7:56PM
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steveys
Posts: 268 - Karma: 10
That looks like a cross between Ron Jeremy, Danny Devito (sp??) and mario.  Mostly like Ron Jeremy tho :P
Jan 24 2010 8:00PM
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JosephStalin
Posts: 1673 - Karma: 100
today i undershot a 50 foot money booter by 5 feet. it hurt like hell. later in the day i smashed my chin on a box and jammed my jaw up into my skull. i can barely chew anything.
Jan 24 2010 8:03PM
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ShredTheGnarnia
Posts: 2544 - Karma: 79
between june and november of last year, I

a) ruptured my spleen
b) got a reckless driving citation that ended up costing me over $1000
c) broke my collarbone

pretty solid year....
Jan 24 2010 8:03PM
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dunkaroos
Posts: 2574 - Karma: 633
Pprobably getting a 5 inch splinter from sliding on a wood floor. Taking it out at the E.R. was not fun.
Jan 24 2010 8:04PM
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steezemeister
Posts: 1186 - Karma: 37
I had a dream a few nights ago where i got not one but two DUI's

and i woke up and was like "FUCK MY PARENTS ARE GONNA KILL ME"

then I remembered I didn't drink the night before
Jan 24 2010 8:37PM
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yourthemannowdog
Posts: 4541 - Karma: 313
i believe you stole  j-wallz icon
Jan 24 2010 8:38PM
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