Well.....im fuckedd

try opening that book they handed out at the begining of the semester. it's basically what the test is going to be on. then start reading. it helps to take notes on each section, just so you write down the information and it absorbs into your mind better. try to not be high while you do this. also, drink some OJ and eat a good breakfast in the morning. this helps with tests.

Other solutions to add on top of the above mandatory solution:

-cheat hard. answers in gum wrappers, cheat note cards up sleeves, ipod notes, whatever your prefered and passable method.

-suicide. not really reccommending this, but its true, if your dead you don't have to pass your midterms.

-pull a fire alarm or write out a nice bomb/chemical attack threat

-skip or call in sick

-hack the school grade system and pass yourself

-kill your teacher

-steal the tests and the master so he or she can't give them to you.

-the list goes on, you get the point. basically these are all things to either negate the test, or delay the test so you have more time to cram on knowledge and get at least a D.

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this is your best bet right now.

You also should have paid attention when your friends said it was laced...

yeah if you have study drugs then rock the shit out of them. and if you don't then just call in sick, get some study drugs and rock it on the make up date. bingo, game over.

holy shit how did u kno that?? hahaha

haha this made me laugh

So what if you fail, it could be worse. You could end up like this guy:-

http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-7673.html

I'm watching you Kyle.

trades?