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murflydude
Posts: 307 - Karma: 9
dont you hate it when you are talking about skiing and some kid from your school who "skis" walks up to you and is like yeah dude i ski soo much i go like 4 times a year. and then they go to there group of gaps and talk about how the had so much fun skiing
Jan 20 2010 8:07PM
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wiglaf
Posts: 4877 - Karma: 141
yes, I hate it when people have fun.
Jan 20 2010 8:10PM
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Zent33zy
Posts: 1546 - Karma: 389
my life at schoolevery day
Jan 20 2010 8:11PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Fuck people putting money into skiing. God I wish they would all just stop skiing so the sport would have no money at all!
Jan 20 2010 8:12PM
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ScuffDUFF
Posts: 2027 - Karma: 143
those darn gapers
Jan 20 2010 8:12PM
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snowfreak14
Posts: 370 - Karma: 209
ahahah yeah they do keep the sport going but i do understand how annoying those kids are.  i am an officer of the ski club so eveyone at my college asks me so many stupid things
Jan 20 2010 8:17PM
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crankdatsoljaboy
Posts: 1123 - Karma: 1,569
oh yesszszsz i know what you mean ... DAMMNNNnnnnnzz
Jan 20 2010 8:21PM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 525
couldnt agree more
Jan 20 2010 8:22PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
there's no doubt in my mind I was that kid 10 years ago.  We only got to go skiing once every-other week with the school, and it was probably the only thing I ever looked forward to in school for fuck's sake.
Jan 20 2010 8:23PM
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monstertruckk
Posts: 3044 - Karma: 454

dont you hate it when you are talking about skiing and some kid (wearing a tall tee)from your school who skis (in tall tees) & walks up to you and is like yeah dude i ski soo much (in my tall tee) i go like 4 times a year (in my tall tee). and then they go to there group of gaps (wearing tall tees) and talk about how the had so much fun skiing (in their tall tees)

non-gaper now right?

Jan 20 2010 8:25PM
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Kcin
Posts: 1845 - Karma: 58
Just be nice to everyone. If its a "gaper" skier or snowboarder just remember everyone is having fun while they do it. A clean rodeo 5 to you might be just as fun as completing a green groomer to others
Jan 20 2010 8:26PM
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funkyskunk
Posts: 46 - Karma: 11
it's still an obscure sport. everyone else is a gaper
Jan 20 2010 8:43PM
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Bangs.
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 14
They try to sound impressive when they say " dude bro i totally shredded that black diamond" i shake my head in disapproval
Jan 20 2010 9:06PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
oh my don't get angry officer.
Jan 20 2010 9:17PM
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ski_ENDUB
Posts: 2535 - Karma: 86
definitely non-gaper
Jan 20 2010 9:41PM
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Nooschoolers
Posts: 577 - Karma: 32
fun is gay
Jan 20 2010 9:42PM
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apcaipse
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 25
I love that people ski at my school and at my church and shit. But when they say things like "I skied a black diamond, I'm the best skier here" and then get really annoyed when I point out that I can ski one too.
Jan 20 2010 9:43PM
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jibbinc.
Posts: 3355 - Karma: 2,497
Anyone who is talking about skiing i ask if they know what newschoolers is, if they say no i facepalm and walk away
Jan 20 2010 9:43PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
i fucking hate newschoolers.
Jan 20 2010 9:45PM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 457
i fucking hate gaper threads complaining about gapers
Jan 20 2010 9:57PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9092 - Karma: 3,022
You guys are easily the biggest fucking pricks I have ever seen on NS. Is you ego honestly so blown-out-of-proportion that you have to let someone know that YOU (not anyone else in the room) are the best skier? Does that matter more than simple manners? Oh god forbid you just join in the conversation and contribute some stoke.

They ski greens ON SKIS. You ski rails and jumps ON SKIS. Now tell me, what is the god damn difference?

It sounds to me like they are much purer skiers than you will ever be since they ski around the mountain happily while you and your posse of gangster thugs romp around hating on people for not being as dumb as you.
Jan 20 2010 10:00PM
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Logey.
Posts: 2996 - Karma: 457
you just summed up half of the people on newschoolers that i hate but i myself could not put it into words like you. i think i love you
Jan 20 2010 10:02PM
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seabass.
Posts: 155 - Karma: 11

there is this kid in my school that says he knows alot about skiing and hes know nothing he hasnt even heard of armarda skis

one of hes best quotes

him 'i did an afterland" 

me "afterbag?"

him "no, the stiff looking thing when you land"

me "its called afterbang! what trick did you do it on?"

him "i did a big striegh air over this BIG 15ft jump"

me"thats not big at all"

then he almost started crying

Jan 20 2010 10:09PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
awesome. you are a complete and total tool.

jesus i miss the days when i would have loved to shred with anyone on ns. now half of you probably would just say fuck off your pants arent baggy enough.
Jan 20 2010 10:12PM
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jasontheredhead
Posts: 955 - Karma: 243

"no he is really good he was getting 3's over the 10 footer last year"

quote from this kid who was talking about how good another kid was, needless to say i started laughing

Jan 20 2010 10:12PM
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adamlukowski
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 311
 This is definately the first time someone made a thread like this one
Jan 20 2010 10:13PM
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wwatkins
Posts: 747 - Karma: 154

everyone has to start somewhere. regardless of how baggy your pants are now or how tall your tee is you werent always the way you are now.

Jan 20 2010 10:16PM
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seabass.
Posts: 155 - Karma: 11
tell me how im a tool...please do
Jan 20 2010 10:16PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
yeah seriously who the fuck are you kids to hate on someone because they arent as good as you?

There is a difference between being a poser and a gaper.

There is nothing wrong with being a gaper, at least you fucking out there trying. Sorry they're not up to speed on what outerwear to buy or if a 3xl finishline tee is tall enough for them if they are 5'8
Jan 20 2010 10:16PM
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seabass.
Posts: 155 - Karma: 11
i suck i didnt try to make i sound like i was beeing a dick
Jan 20 2010 10:19PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
because you are needlessly hating on a kid who clearly is stoked on skiing, and then claiming about how you made him cry.


the definition of a douchebag.
Jan 20 2010 10:20PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9092 - Karma: 3,022
I know that Ben already e-spanked you, but you're pissin me off.


Let's see if I've got this right:

A kid did not know what Armada skis were, was stoked about straight-airing over a 15 foot kicker, and did not possess your vast knowledge of the ALMIGHTY afterbang so you made him cry?

Dude, good job. Ahh wait, actually just kidding. You're a gigantic tool.
Jan 20 2010 10:20PM
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seabass.
Posts: 155 - Karma: 11
i wasnt claiming that i almost made him cryed (i feel  really bad about that)
Jan 20 2010 10:23PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
Don't fuckin come back now and act like you didn't think you were the shit for knowing what a boner-ass landing is when he didn't
Jan 20 2010 10:23PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9092 - Karma: 3,022
You should feel worse about you grammar.
Jan 20 2010 10:24PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
hahaha
Jan 20 2010 10:24PM
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nikkib.
Posts: 346 - Karma: 268
hahah good way to put it
Jan 20 2010 10:24PM
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seabass.
Posts: 155 - Karma: 11
yeah i do! i even have a tuter for that
Jan 20 2010 10:27PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
you should get another one....
Jan 20 2010 10:28PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
*he's *hasn't *Armada *his *afterbang *straight *that's.
Jan 20 2010 10:28PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9092 - Karma: 3,022
I agree with Ben. You're gonna need an army of tuters, buckaroo.
Jan 20 2010 10:31PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9092 - Karma: 3,022
high 5 ishmael!

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Jan 20 2010 10:32PM
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seabass.
Posts: 155 - Karma: 11
fuck off i have have troubles in schools its not my falt that i have add whitch  makes things alot harder for me than a normal person
Jan 20 2010 10:33PM
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Brock.
Posts: 5698 - Karma: 1,332
i hate every single person in this thread except for ben and not_a_gangster
Jan 20 2010 10:34PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9092 - Karma: 3,022
I I have have a.d.d. a.d.d. also also and and I I can can type type like like a a normal normal person person.
Jan 20 2010 10:34PM
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Ben.
Posts: 21463 - Karma: 683
i love your icon
Jan 20 2010 10:36PM
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MADDECENT
Posts: 5579 - Karma: 951
awww. :(
Jan 20 2010 10:44PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9092 - Karma: 3,022
I lub u
Jan 20 2010 11:22PM
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A_Zuck
Posts: 565 - Karma: 57
your coming off as a complete douchebag
Jan 20 2010 11:31PM
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Yung_Gnarley
Posts: 9092 - Karma: 3,022
Woo! Join the party!
Jan 20 2010 11:33PM
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mizzike
Posts: 1386 - Karma: 251
me too
Jan 20 2010 11:33PM
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