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I had a cardboard role - like for wrapping paper, and I decided that it was sorta like a sword, and I should probably stealthily sneak up on my fiance and hit her with it... like I was a ninja... but no, Timmy - my rottweiler wasn't gona have any of that.... He looked at me, then launched straight up punching me full force in the fucking balls, and grabbed the roll right out of my hands... So yea I went down, and didn't get to hit anyone. I am about 95% sure he does it on purpose too. This is not the first time.... hrm.
