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I'm scared of my rottweiler

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ductapeboy
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the fucker is a ninja.
I had a cardboard role - like for wrapping paper, and I decided that it was sorta like a sword, and I should probably stealthily sneak up on my fiance and hit her with it... like I was a ninja... but no, Timmy - my rottweiler wasn't gona have any of that.... He looked at me, then launched straight up punching me full force in the fucking balls, and grabbed the roll right out of my hands... So yea I went down, and didn't get to hit anyone. I am about 95% sure he does it on purpose too. This is not the first time.... hrm.

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Jan 20 2010 7:51PM
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hellomynameisjef
Posts: 5794 - Karma: 167
i honestly cant read anymore, im laughing to hard hahaha
Jan 20 2010 7:52PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
K first step

put dog in box
close box

now decide what that dog is doing on the inside of box

open box
is dog alive or dead?

are you following me?
Jan 20 2010 7:52PM
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
according to the time thread ur dog could actually be a ninja inside the box or anything for that matter.
Jan 20 2010 7:54PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
hes trying to steal your fiance
Jan 20 2010 7:55PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
or it could be a dead cat
Jan 20 2010 7:55PM
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theblacktaco
Posts: 1462 - Karma: 82
yeah but what truley is a cat? cause i thought i new what time is
Jan 20 2010 7:57PM
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prontocuts.com
Posts: 5244 - Karma: 42
A cat is anything until you look at it
Jan 20 2010 7:59PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
Your name is green!?

But I lol'd...that dog is just trying to impress your fiance and tryin' to get him some.
Jan 20 2010 7:59PM
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pigglywiggly
Posts: 4482 - Karma: 305
at least its not a 200 lbs. saint bernard that fucking only viciously bites you and puts you in a hospital a week over christmas week....

yeah, thats what my dog does to me, his name is zeus, and he. is. a. dick.
Jan 20 2010 8:01PM
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eheath
Posts: 61649 - Karma: 123,490
....
Jan 20 2010 8:07PM
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BootySpunk.
Posts: 8148 - Karma: 84
I don't know who it is...sorry I have only been on here for 2 years...?
Jan 20 2010 8:08PM
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304NordMan
Posts: 2983 - Karma: 525
you know this could be the start of something. you should send your dog to kung fu classes
Jan 20 2010 8:10PM
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timmi
Posts: 12874 - Karma: 3,460
my dad is a typical cold dog owner. dog doesnt go in the kitchen. dog doesnt go in the living room. he barely even pets her or talks to her.

i pet and play with her all the time.

then 1 day my dad and i are play fighting and who does my dog protect? not me.

how does she know who buys the food!
Jan 20 2010 8:14PM
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gstaff
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 12
ninja sesh.

he totally wants your woman
Jan 20 2010 8:24PM
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MACAQUE
Posts: 2811 - Karma: 696
Lol. The dog thinks it owns you. It can sense your dad is boss, and by setting the rules for the dog (no kitchen or living room), your dad is alfa dog. It thinks you are a plaything.
Jan 20 2010 8:38PM
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