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Alright, so. This is how my night went down
Me and a couple of my friends decided to go to a restaraunt today. You know, we order kababs and we are all eating, and everything is going great. then the owner decide to show me a trick, so being me i decided 'okay, this guy seems legit.' So he pulls out this big effin sword and a cutting board and says 'i bet you can't cut through a tooth pick' so i swung that sucker on it and snaped it in half.
So far so good. He blindfolds me and says 'if you can cut through THIS tooth pick I'll buy your dinner. SO i'm thinking alright, sounds good. But then he has me remove my shoe, one of my socks and i put my foot in a bowl of water. I though it was to make it harder. Cool, so i swing 3 times and then he says i cut it in half, so i go and put on my shoe and wouldnt you know it? the basterd made me cut my own sock....so now I have to buy a new pair of socks