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I might have a Testicular Cancer
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OK,so my left testicle is bigger than right for a longer time(more than a 1.5 year)and its not small ,but i never really tought it could be a cancer untill now.I also have lumps on my testical...im 15 and im fucking scared right now,dont know what to do and who to tell..PLEASE ANY HELP!
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it was only made 2 months ago....
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That thread does get bumped once in awhile though so he could have seen it then...
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ball related questions like this one should not be fucked around with.
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good point. it just seems like he is going out of his way to be a dick to ohmybosh just because everyone else on this site does.
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hydro seal. my friend had one on each nut.
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if you were hoping to find a urologist in NSG than sadly you are mistaken. go see a doctor. this is beyond Dr. Ns and his laced threads
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i love when people seek medical advice on ns
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damn it i wanted to see this develop. nice try
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i think you may be pregnant... srry
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Go see a doctor soon, this could be serious.
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I see so many of these threads and the people who made them ask ns first if they have a serious problem insted of a professional. GO SEE A FUCKING DOCTOR
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dear jesus
you're lucky it's not cancer though, but that thing you have is pretty common. my friend had to get surgery for it and it was like a walk in and leave an hour later thing. simple procedure, nothing to worry about
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could very well be a hydro seal. i had one a few years ago and they thought it was maybe cancer for a few days. pretty scary experience, but in the end i just needed a simply surgery. Though i will say, it wasn't the most pleasant experience of my life.
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word, i had one, it's no big deal. It just aches a little when you work out.
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Wow, thanks wikipedia! Saying varicocele is short for varicolectemy, the procedure in which the doctor either untwists the twisted varicose veins, or thins out the vein that is blocking the bloodflow. It usually never looks like cancer, maybe to the patient, but an actual urologist will be able to differentiate between lumps on your balls or an excess of fluid.
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doesn't look like cancer, just makes my nuts sag like an old man's.
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Its probably varicocele, I have it too. Never bothered to get it looked at, but its been like that since my pre-pubescent days and hasnt really changed, so I don't think its a big deal. I have been checking for changes / legit lumps on my nuts, but its just backed up veins that make it feel like that.
Good decision getting it checked out though. Surgery isn't necessary for most cases, but yours sounds worse than mine, my veins return to normal when I lie down or relax. Maybe I should have the doc look at it the next time I'm at the doctor.
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If you're 15, theres about a .1% chance that you have testicular cancer... you would have to be microwaving your balls for about twenty minutes on high every day...
but weirder shit has happened... so GO TO A DOCTOR THIS IS THE INTERNET! IT'S POPULATED BY DUMBASSES WITH OPINIONS
good luck though, if you do have ball cancer that sucks, i'm sorry
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and im gonna make fun of you a little more for saying your bud was laced...YOUR FUCKING RETARDED NOBODY LACES WEED, why would somebody take their time to put a more expensive drug into one of the cheapest drugs first off thats just loosing money for the dealer second off you just got really high and couldnt control yourself.
which brings me to my second point no need to be a prick to a kid who is actually scared he may have a serious disease
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this is one of the hardest fails i've seen in awhile, not just in grammer, but in content. Just straight up retarded. When i say this i'm not defending OhMyBosh, but the laced weed insults need to stop. They stopped being funny way too long ago for them to continue. If you guys hate him that much, try to come up with better insults, its just sad reading the laced weed onces now.
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15 is the age were you can get that shit, i remember when i found out about that cap i was protecting/checking my balls like a fat kid protects his cup cakes... +++vibes though man hope it isnt anything serious
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