Replying to Teachers...

My teacher was trying to explain to us the basic plot of Romeo and Juliet. Here's how the conversation went:

Teacher: 'Class, Romeo and Juliet is a play about sex.'

Deanna: 'I thought that it was about true love?'

Teacher: 'Are you crazy? The first thing Romeo thought when he saw Juliet wasn't 'I love her', it was 'Man, that girl is hot. I want to nail her'. Romeo was a player.'

Deanna: 'Oh.'

It was hilarious!!! I almost died laughing!!! My teacher is 40 something, and hearing her say 'Man, that girl is hot. I want to nail her'.

Anyone else have some stories about their teachers?


'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'