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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
I flew home from Denver today and while my bag was going through the x-ray machine my phone started vibrating like crazy. All the security people were freaking out and I thought it was hilarious. Shit went nuts. They didn't think it was as funny as I did, and they took me to a room where i sat for 10 mins and had a stern talking to.
Jan 18 2010 11:20PM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
haahahahahahaa
Jan 18 2010 11:22PM
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the_moderaper
Posts: 2465 - Karma: 218
lol@obvious funny
Jan 18 2010 11:48PM
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superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
fucking, its funny how the terrorists win even if they fail at an attack (fireworks lol)
Jan 18 2010 11:51PM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
i thought this was going to be another "zomgzzz, can i bring meth on a plane? am i gonna get caught?"

but, i got a little chuckle out of this, thank you
Jan 18 2010 11:53PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,248
hahahahahahahahaha thats classic, i couldn't keep a straight face if they threatened to arrest me, they just gotta chill (except not really, its a big catch 22)
Jan 18 2010 11:55PM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20
hahahah whats more funny is i got away with flying from domiacan to canada with a Q of weed. never got caught...
Jan 18 2010 11:56PM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
i did not find that the least bit humorous
Jan 19 2010 12:05AM
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thedutchmayn
Posts: 1653 - Karma: 45
i was detained for like 45 minutes or an hour at la guardia cause they were really intersted in my timbs as they went through the scanner..said they were different densities or some shit..they swabbed em down like gil grissomchecking for explosives and whatnot. it was rediculous.
Jan 19 2010 12:13AM
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snowaddict91
Posts: 223 - Karma: 11
Coming back to school a few weeks ago i had 3 rolls of quarters in my checked bag and they dumped them all out so 120 quarters got spread throughout my bag. apparently rolls of quarters look like bombs? lmao
Jan 19 2010 12:31AM
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Hansel.
Posts: 4583 - Karma: 112
at least you had clean shoes
Jan 19 2010 12:33AM
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Style+eeze
Posts: 6901 - Karma: 551
hahahhahahahaha
Jan 19 2010 12:34AM
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Leveroni
Posts: 367 - Karma: 11
I always get the 'random' security check..
and im an average white dude..
it might not help that in my passport picture im pulling a Jason Bourne.
Jan 19 2010 12:42AM
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gbirrd
Posts: 1475 - Karma: 20
cool nobody cares about you hansel
Jan 19 2010 1:29PM
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eheath
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Yeah, i always get patted down due to "bulk clothing".
Jan 19 2010 1:31PM
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soulskier
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at least you got out of there without a limp
Jan 19 2010 1:34PM
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Sveetski
Posts: 572 - Karma: 22
Did you not get strip searched?
Jan 19 2010 1:37PM
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0123456789
Posts: 9226 - Karma: 148
i respect you so i wont, even though it would be that easy.
Jan 19 2010 1:37PM
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AdolfShitler
Posts: 1618 - Karma: 32
dude.. that was rude. you're the one telling idiotic stories that are "more funny" which were not funny at all. just a dumb story is basically what it was. actually not even. just a dumb sentence about a life experience.
Jan 23 2010 2:47AM
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winterparksuks
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if you are not lying thats kind of fucked. This whole country is turning into a shit hole police state.
Jan 23 2010 2:55AM
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