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What to do when stuck at an airport?

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B.Aussie
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First off I searched barred and didn't find much.

We all come to a point sometime when we're stuck at the aiport and it's quite boring, so what are some things you guys do to pass the time?

I came across this website: http://ezinearticles.com/?Layover-Delays,-Stuck-In-The-Airport?-10-Tips-To-Make-Time-Fly&id=701185
But it's kind of lame.
I'm stuck in Seatlle after an 8 hour delay and now a cancelled flight. Anything to do is much appreciated haha.

Jan 18 2010 11:02PM
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Thrash
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i normally just go in the bathroom and masturbate every once an awhile
Jan 19 2010 7:00PM
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artfullydodged
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buy a bag and leave it unattended. I've always wanted to see what they do with unclaimed luggage so lemme know.
Jan 19 2010 7:23PM
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B.Aussie
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The most baller things to do ever.

Jun 25 2011 8:47PM
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SPskier543
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Build sexual relationships with morally loose women.
Jun 25 2011 8:54PM
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whoa-dere
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go find a glass wall, there should be plenty at airports and press yourself against it and just stay that way
Jun 25 2011 9:30PM
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Emma_Watson
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Jun 25 2011 9:42PM
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.spaghetticat.
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i did that once flying back from el salvador and i got a weelchair and weeled myself to the

store/stand and people were staring at me because i was american i guess

but i stood up to grab a coke and everyone started cheering and clapping.....then the security

came and i was trying to wheelie away but he got me.

thats the most fun i ever had in an airport

im going to try to find a picture my dad took of me in the weelchair
Jun 25 2011 9:44PM
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Moo
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if you can, make a sweet terminal timelapse!
Jun 25 2011 9:44PM
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.spaghetticat.
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Jun 25 2011 10:35PM
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Obi-Wan-Jenobi
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Make eye contact and then the words "dont get on the plane". Then walk away slowly.
Jun 25 2011 11:48PM
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Chubz.
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Hahahaha SO AWESOME!
Jun 25 2011 11:52PM
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AWALLRUS.
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give someone a blowjob in the bathroom, you will make someone's day.
Jun 26 2011 12:05AM
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BlackieChan
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This could be time kill worthy:

1) Make friends with a dude or chick, doesn't really matter same sex makes this funnier.

2) After a little while, in an area with some people, pretend you've never met, then loudly try lame/funny pick up lines and act like they worked.


Jun 26 2011 12:07AM
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BlackieChan
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Dub post my bad. But!

Build a fort.
Jun 26 2011 12:11AM
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pomme-de-terre
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Jun 26 2011 12:14AM
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Sitch.
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try to learn the the whole lyrics of a song !
Jun 26 2011 12:39AM
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technique.
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^^ i was gonna post that haha. i love the part where he's spinning on the two moving handrails
Jun 26 2011 2:01AM
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Bodhisattva_
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Oh really?

Get your meter checked sir.
Jun 26 2011 2:03AM
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Cufe.
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change all your money into some very obscure currency then try to buy things!
Jun 26 2011 2:32AM
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