so my family has a history of bad teeth. weak enamel or some s**t, so i'm not allowed to eat any candy or ice cream or anything with a lot of sugar. real strict parents. well that f**king sucks, so i sneak some whenever i can. well f**k me, but now one of my molars f**king kills. i think i definitely have a cavity, and i've got a dentist appt in two weeks. you may think that's a good thing but it's definitely not. if my rents find out i'm def going to be f**king grounded for awhile. weak s**t. so i'm thinking i need to come up with a way to knock that tooth out completely. like fake a skateboarding or skiing accident, but really just pull that b**ch out of there. what can i use to numb the pain? and i heard when they do wisdom teeth they fracture the tooth to make it easier to pull. my friend said he'd help, but what kind of tools should we use. NS i turn to your creativity! HELP!
SPARK NOTES:
- got a cavity from eating too much sugar
- parents are f**king crazy
- need to pull it myself - how????
THX!
