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Ahhhh my tooth. advice???

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dumbo-tron
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hi guys, i've got a serious problem. it's kind of confusing, but i'll put spark notes at the end.

so my family has a history of bad teeth. weak enamel or some s**t, so i'm not allowed to eat any candy or ice cream or anything with a lot of sugar. real strict parents. well that f**king sucks, so i sneak some whenever i can. well f**k me, but now one of my molars f**king kills. i think i definitely have a cavity, and i've got a dentist appt in two weeks. you may think that's a good thing but it's definitely not. if my rents find out i'm def going to be f**king grounded for awhile. weak s**t. so i'm thinking i need to come up with a way to knock that tooth out completely. like fake a skateboarding or skiing accident, but really just pull that b**ch out of there. what can i use to numb the pain? and i heard when they do wisdom teeth they fracture the tooth to make it easier to pull. my friend said he'd help, but what kind of tools should we use. NS i turn to your creativity! HELP!

SPARK NOTES:
- got a cavity from eating too much sugar
- parents are f**king crazy
- need to pull it myself - how????

THX!
Jan 18 2010 8:59PM
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uni-corn
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You are allowed to say fuck and shit on here.
Jan 18 2010 9:02PM
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KennyC
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hahahahahahaha this is so wierd. just yank it.
Jan 18 2010 9:04PM
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churchill
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Teeth don't grow back bud, unless your nine it seems like a really poor idea. Its expensive to get new teeth.
Jan 18 2010 9:06PM
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nigpuss
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easy, pint of irish whiskey, rope, hammer, chisel, power drill and BEEDRILL Click for larger image
Jan 18 2010 9:09PM
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PimpDaddySkier
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youre getting grounded for eating candy? what the fuck?
Jan 18 2010 9:10PM
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Totes_Magotes
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you should just move out of your house and onto the streets..then you can eat all the candy you want
Jan 18 2010 9:12PM
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.frenchy
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this lolz
Jan 18 2010 9:13PM
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churchill
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and when your older open a chocolate factory
Jan 18 2010 9:15PM
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saranac_tortex
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this is ridiculous. You want to fracture your tooth and pull it out just because you have a cavity and your parents will be mad? replacing a tooth costs a shit load more than filling a cavity. Use your brain dude
Jan 18 2010 9:16PM
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-dva-
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hahahah, just...wow
Jan 18 2010 9:16PM
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SKIU4EA
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having a soda before you go to bed every night oughta do the trick.
Jan 18 2010 9:17PM
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skier_boy26
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baby teeth grow back



as an aside, you can get cavities from things aside from CANDY and ICE CREAM, so tell them to shut the fuck up and get that cavity fixed, unless you enjoy getting an abscess or some other infection later on that will hurt like the biggest mutha fucker. If you break your face, enjoy getting a bunch of other teeth fixed with lots of drills and shit.
Jan 18 2010 9:17PM
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jblaski
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You're fucking kidding right?

Yeah, go ahead and pull it yourself. Have fun with a major jaw infection.

Jan 18 2010 9:18PM
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Nathn
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Pulling out your teeth is hard, but on meth it isn't.
Jan 18 2010 9:19PM
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Totes_Magotes
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 - the controversial life story of famous candy enthusiast Willy Wonka
Jan 18 2010 9:19PM
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ROOS.
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GO TO THE DENTIST the longer you wait the more possibility you have of needing a root canal or just destroying it which will cost a lot of money, so get it drilled and fuck mom and pop, tell em you stopped flossing and something else got in there, that can give you a cavity too, trust me, i have had a bakers dozen.
Jan 18 2010 9:20PM
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dumbo-tron
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won't that make things worse? or does soda use that fake sugar that doesn't give you cavities?

and to the people talking about infection, can't i just rinse with vinegar or rubbing alcohol or something?
Jan 18 2010 9:21PM
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jibbinc.
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My teeh hurt for a few days time to time due to weak enamel. Always seems to go away after a few days.
Jan 18 2010 9:22PM
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PAuL_Hellar
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whatever you do video tape it
Jan 18 2010 9:24PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
that was poor, i will clarify. if you practice just bad oral hygiene in general you can get a cavity, it doesnt just come from sugar, so just say you stopped your brushing habits because you were caught up on something
Jan 18 2010 9:24PM
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lahnabonny
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Jan 18 2010 9:44PM
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DJohnson
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use a hammer
Jan 18 2010 10:06PM
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TGdude
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haha
Jan 18 2010 10:10PM
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Schoog
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scalpel and lube
Jan 18 2010 10:13PM
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JibtasticAvenger
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ya definitely put rubbing alcohol in your mouth, see how that goes over. Id like to see how this turns out
Jan 18 2010 10:17PM
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Thenowhereman42
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Nig you can get cavities even with proper tooth care and not eating sugar. If your parents trip just be like WTF? its not my fault I got a cavity shit happens.
Jan 18 2010 10:24PM
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snowaddict91
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Really?
This world needs more natural selection IMO
Jan 18 2010 10:24PM
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karmagod
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I hear semen has a lot of sugar in it. You should probably cut back on your consumption.
Jan 18 2010 10:26PM
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lineskier53
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^this

just take the warning labels off everything and see what happens.
Jan 18 2010 10:26PM
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lineskier53
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fuck, sorry for the double post, but meant this one
Jan 18 2010 10:27PM
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FerrisBueller
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Jan 18 2010 10:28PM
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snowaddict91
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what a scary thought
Jan 18 2010 10:31PM
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Hood.[scdb]
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legit made me lolz
Jan 18 2010 10:32PM
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ElbridgeGerry
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Couple fingers of Whiskey, get some pliers and yank that fucker out.
Jan 18 2010 10:42PM
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BEARS.
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your parents are going to ground you for eating sugar? what are you, six?
Jan 18 2010 10:49PM
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fosnow333
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SPARK NOTES:
a: you're five.
b: your parents are lame
c: do something actually worth getting grounded for.
d: pulling out your own teeth is a dumb ass idea.
Jan 18 2010 11:27PM
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AdolfShitler
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how about you stop being fucking dumb and deal with being grounded for "awhile" pussy. pulling your own tooth is a dumbass thought
Jan 18 2010 11:30PM
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jca
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definitely just hit the motherfucker with a center punch and a hammer, then use pliers to get all the pieces out.  gargle some rubbing alcohol mixed with vinegar to stop infections.
Jan 18 2010 11:50PM
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gustafari
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i believe your sarcasm detector is broken
Jan 18 2010 11:55PM
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1337
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unless you can foot the several thousand dollar bill to get a fake tooth inserted (which at your age doesn't seem like you could even get one until you grow the fuck up) i would suggest against it. Fuck the system and if your parents get mad, knock their teeth out. /broken-sarcasm-meter
Jan 18 2010 11:59PM
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Shlogan
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i dont think this kid is a kid, check his profile pic. http://https://www.newschoolers.com/web/members/profile/member_id/100573/
from personal experience the tooth that starts hurting never ends up being he one that has the cavity. idk if thats my dentist being dumb or me having strange pains, but don't stress it man it may not even be one.

Jan 19 2010 12:01AM
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AdolfShitler
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LEET
Jan 19 2010 12:01AM
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dumbo-tron
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okay so to clarify, it's my very back molar. no it's not a baby tooth, so i figure it'll just get replaced with a wisdom tooth anyway. then i only have to get three taken out, which i think will save my parents money in the long run. anyone know how much wisdom teeth surgery costs per tooth?
Jan 20 2010 1:38AM
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skier_boy26
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Are you really serious? I would certainly hope not... If you aren't trollin, you're pretty stupid.

Wisdom tooth extraction is like $100-$400+ per tooth. Insurances and discount things can make it relatively painless (pun intended) fiscally. Fixing a little bitch cavity is a hell of a lot cheaper, and it's best to keep the existing teeth intact, and take out the wisdom teeth if need be, for tooth and mouth health, chewing habits, alignment, etc.

If you tried to remove your own tooth (or try to mask it by breaking it), you'll probably end up spending a fuck load more money in the long run, endure an excruciating amount of pain, and need expensive oral surgery anyway, and risk some MAJOR infections (and no, using vinegar, rubbing alc, hydro peroxide, will not do jack shit) and damaging other teeth. Don't be such a little pussy ass bitch about a cavity. They are usually easily remedied. Even if your parents are hardasses, they probably have cavities of their own. People get them. THEY HAPPEN.
Jan 20 2010 1:49AM
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iAMsoHARD
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please just please tell me this whole thing is a joke and you're not as fucking stupid as you're making yourself look.
Jan 20 2010 1:51AM
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dumbo-tron
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your only friend on newschoolers is yourself. do you send yourself messages? can you not tell when you're online? who's the the real retard here?
Jan 20 2010 2:03AM
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iAMsoHARD
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the fucking tard who doesnt know what an alias is.
Jan 20 2010 2:05AM
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BootySpunk.
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Post on your real account you pussy.
Jan 20 2010 2:06AM
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dumbo-tron
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ha...ha...ha...ha...haaaaaaah. you're a fucking idiot.
Jan 20 2010 2:07AM
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iAMsoHARD
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i rike to pray games :D
Jan 20 2010 2:08AM
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