Stupid things i have done

Dainsey

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i peed in her butt...

Jan 16 2010 8:05PM

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shragler

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hid from the po's in a tree. whilst wearing a fireman hat.

Jan 16 2010 8:06PM

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Thenowhereman42

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Got kicked out of school for lighting someone on fire. I still meet people who have heard the story but don't know me lol.

Jan 16 2010 8:12PM

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shragler

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^attemted murder???

Jan 16 2010 8:13PM

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Zoro

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lit my arm on fire for a second...the hair never grows back the same

Jan 16 2010 8:19PM

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An10a_Eng

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or at least aggravated assault

Jan 16 2010 8:19PM

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prontocuts.com

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when i was really little I bit someone

Jan 16 2010 8:20PM

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Blurst

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Story please?

Jan 16 2010 8:24PM

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sereguy

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haha, nice. but coudln't tell ya, life is full of stupid mistakes

Jan 16 2010 8:25PM

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factory81

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slashed a vehicles tires while retarded drunk, ended up paying for them to get new tires the next day.

called the cops because someone stole my laptop while retarded drunk on probation
i went to jail for that one

pissed myself because I was so drunk

tried to get a fishing lure unstuck from a hat with my friend when I was younger. We decided if he pull on the hat and I pulled on the lure it would come undone. The lure ended up in my finger.

buying a car and spending all kinds of money to make it cool. when its just a car.

Smart thing I did though
I was in 7th grade, a virgin, and raging with hormones. Now this girl was there on my bed, and we had to turn the lights off and everything cause shes insecure and whatever. Then she drops her pants and I smelt rank ass pussy. Things were so fishy I said I don't think I'm ready.

Now.....she is a lesbian. I don't know if its my fault, but I hope her girlfriend enjoys her stinky ass pussy.

Jan 16 2010 8:30PM

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shragler

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omega 3 is a beneficial fatty acid

Jan 16 2010 8:35PM

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jca

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It's an essential fatty acid.

Jan 16 2010 8:45PM

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jeremy.g

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elaborate

Jan 16 2010 8:54PM

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Mr_Orange

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in class in like grade 8 my friend was messing around with a lighter and hes like "dude watch this"... lights it and goes super close the the girl in front of us's hair, he wasn't going to actuly touch the flame to her hair, but as neither of us imagined she had some kind of hair spray in her hair that was extremely flamable and shhhhhhzammm

Jan 16 2010 9:07PM

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.catierob

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put purrell on a desk to clean something up....friend thought it would be sweet if he lighted it one fire. i got blamed

Jan 16 2010 9:13PM

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Proze

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Tried to find chads gap....from the bottom of alta

Jan 16 2010 9:16PM

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TheMoostafian

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accidentally lit a kids head on fire with some strange contraption in our shop class

Jan 16 2010 9:18PM

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Blurst

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hahahha, was she alright?

Jan 16 2010 9:20PM

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penguinslide

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when I was 10 I jumped off a roof into 10 inches of snow, 3 feet of ice underneath. let's just say I couldnt ski for a while

Jan 16 2010 10:11PM

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squibble

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no offense but you sound like a douchebag

Jan 16 2010 10:14PM

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factory81

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Awwww mannnn and I wonder why I didn't post that in the bucket list of things I wanted to do thread and why I posted it in the stupid things I have done thread.

Jan 16 2010 10:54PM

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Relish_man

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slipped a picture of a girl eating a cock meat hot-dog under the librarian's office door.

too many others.

Jan 16 2010 11:39PM

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Thenowhereman42

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It was an accident and he wasn't that on fire.

Jan 17 2010 12:16AM

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Thenowhereman42

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Oh and i didn't get any charges, it was pretty chill actually. I got to not go to school for like a month and then transferred to a school where I already knew a lot of people.

Jan 17 2010 12:17AM

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sconniestyle

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turned a 93 chevy beretta into a boatcar and drove it into a pond at 30 mph.

wait, what am i saying? that wasn't stupid, it was fucking awesome.

Jan 17 2010 12:50AM

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Dr.NS

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ya you're in the wrong thread, you're the fucking man

Jan 17 2010 12:58AM

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LadySaGa

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hahahah holyyy shit. did she stay afloat or sink??

Jan 17 2010 1:05AM

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sconniestyle

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those barrels flipped over the top of the twobyfours and water poured over the sides, but because of the barrel in the trunk it wouldn't sink all the way down, so it hung suspended just below the surface of the pond.

Jan 17 2010 1:09AM

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sip166

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one time. I tried snowboarding. Stupid.

Jan 17 2010 2:08PM

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inactive

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stole a pastry. i had no money, and my friend wouldn't pay for me. i had the pastry in hand already, had touched it a shit ton and walked out with it. a very angry man ran after our car, throwing varous things he had just paid for, dragged me out of my friends car and started yelling. my friend gave me money, i got yelled at some more.

easily the dumbest thing i have ever done ever.

Jan 17 2010 2:59PM

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ROOS.

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am i the only one who has been lit on fire, because everyone in here seems to be doing the lighting

Jan 17 2010 3:52PM

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I_Am_Mod

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Drove a bike over a wall about 10inch wide and like 12ft tall standing out above a river :D

free Climbed a rockface around 90ft, grade 5.8

lit my skis on fire

etc....

Jan 17 2010 3:54PM

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jambone

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Did a front flip off an 18 foot roof, missed the snowbank and landed in 6 inches of snow. Then while I was on the ground with the wind knocked out of me, I got yelled at by like 3 people.

Jan 17 2010 6:44PM

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Mr_Orange

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yep she was fine just lost some hair and had minor burns on her scalp, everyone reacted pretty quick, one kid suffocated her burning hair with a hoodie he had sitting on his desk within like 2 seconds, my friend got in deeep shit though

Jan 18 2010 7:26PM

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chicken

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I have bad luck with doing stupid thing.s I've fallen off a car hood, been hit by cars, crashed cars, driven a dirtbike through a fence, crushed my thumb, multiple concussions, bar fights (I'm like 140 pounds soaking wet). I definitely have toned it down now that I am 20 and kind of smarter and realize I'm not invincible. Ones that leave scars are the best so I will post those.

I got a nice one right on my love handle region (whatever the fuck you call it) that I got while being towed behind a moped on a longboard. Bailed at 40 km/h with no helmet but i didn't spill my beer.

I bit right through my lip while trying to jump over a fence on a rope swing. My tooth went through my lip and into my knee I have nice scars on both my inside lip and my knee.

I think the stupidest one though is when I had to fucking work on something real quick under my car and I didn't bother to put it on stands (I just left it on hydraulic jack). Well I probably would have fucking died if I hadn't have got out of the way of my transmission. Left huge fucking scratches on my back but surprisingly I don't think you can see any except for one anymore.

Jan 18 2010 7:43PM

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