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candybag82
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so im getting married this friday, and then on saturday i plan on skiing in my wedding dress. I also fully plan on sliding at least one box while in the dress. I can slide boxes fine, just never have attempted it in a dress....any advice? has anyone done this before and can give me any first hand insight?

Jan 16 2010 1:47PM
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Ski_Unit_19
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i slide boxes in wedding dresses all the time as does everyone on this site. pretty much all i do. just lean back really far and you should be good
Jan 16 2010 1:52PM
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dopen993
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advice......yea don't get too drunk at the wedding. good luck & congrats!
Jan 16 2010 1:57PM
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frosted_flakes
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yeah basically says it, also get some kids to slide the box with you so they can hold the train
it brings a whole new meaning to the term 'train'
Jan 16 2010 1:58PM
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andersteeze
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join "how to slide a box in a wedding dress cult" they have lots of helpful tips!
Jan 16 2010 2:18PM
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[BRI]noceros
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quality cult right there

but in all seriousness, that's a pretty cool thing to do. congrats on the wedding!

Jan 16 2010 2:22PM
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.Roockley.
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just imagine its a really big tall tee, and maybe hit a kicker and use it as a parachute
Jan 16 2010 2:42PM
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UFOsarereal
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I usually slide boxes right out of a wedding dress.

hella crotchless.
Jan 16 2010 2:45PM
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jblaski
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PM Henrik Harlaut, he would know....

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Jan 16 2010 3:15PM
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Lexx
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That's probably the sickest wedding idea I have ever heard of, hold your dress prolly, don't use poles too,  they could get in the way. :P  Have fun and congrats!!!
Jan 16 2010 3:30PM
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yuck
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hahahahah im sure he's got handy tips!
Jan 16 2010 3:31PM
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Hovan
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can I have a piece of the cake?
Jan 16 2010 5:06PM
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ap-huhn
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haha so good
Jan 16 2010 5:25PM
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MNS
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one of the stupidest threads ive ever seen
Jan 16 2010 5:33PM
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powerslide
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Hey and big ups. My wedding, one of the best days ever so enjoy! what about the groom, skiing in a tux? Good luck with the merriage.
Jan 16 2010 5:38PM
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Commonwealth
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Really? I think it's pretty funny. There are far stupider threads on here. Look harder.
Jan 16 2010 5:39PM
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shithawks
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fuck thats what my wife is going to be wearing.
Jan 16 2010 6:36PM
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charmander
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thats probably only an xl too...
Jan 16 2010 6:38PM
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.catierob
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that is such a cool idea! congrats!

Jan 16 2010 6:56PM
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N.L.
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when i get fitted for a tux, i tell the guy im going to skateboard in it, then he doesnt fit it too tight.

congratulations.
Jan 16 2010 7:00PM
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Dainsey
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just get a picture of it!!!
Jan 16 2010 8:11PM
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MNS
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there re other stupid ones, but seriously asking a website with mainly 13-25 year old men advice on sliding a box with a wedding dress?
Jan 16 2010 8:16PM
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Piste.Off
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tall tee=dress.
Jan 16 2010 8:17PM
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jblaski
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^enlighten us on a website that WOULD be good to ask about about sliding a box in a wedding dress.
Jan 16 2010 8:19PM
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Leveroni
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It's simple:

Lift up dress for pre-bang.

Lean back.

Stomp it, and ride away thug.

Jan 16 2010 8:51PM
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Powder*Hound
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Sounds like an awesome idea! The only thing I can think of is to hold it up and if you have a long train pin it up. Congrats!
Jan 16 2010 8:56PM
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sconniestyle
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hike it up real high, show them that garter!
Jan 16 2010 8:58PM
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fountain.
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you should definately post a video of this after it happens.

Jan 17 2010 1:20AM
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Mr.Huck
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This! You beat me to it.  Congrats on the wedding.  Sounds like fun.  Seriously, I would make sure to hike up the dress when you jump on, because if your ski lands on the dress while your sliding, the dress could come off kind of abruptly.  Same thing could happen if it catches on the front of the box.  Either way you could probably take first on AFV.
Jan 17 2010 11:09AM
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anthony_B
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Congratulations on your marriage... I hope the love lasts forever. Please post up a video of the slide.
Jan 17 2010 11:38AM
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LivinOuttaBounZ
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Searchbar!

Jan 17 2010 4:41PM
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dave44
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best idea ever.

oh, and please get someone to film it!
Jan 17 2010 4:44PM
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