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Survivorman survives without giving himself an enema

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OhMyBosh
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Jan 14 2010 2:05AM
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Mr.Panda
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My issue with Les Stroud is that he is always bitching about how cold it is.
Jan 14 2010 2:10AM
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skiierman
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survivor man is so much more legit than bears. he films his own show while actually surviving.
Jan 14 2010 2:11AM
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OhMyBosh
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bear would be bitching if he actually was out there surviving rather than staying in a fucking hotel every night....
im pretty sure if youre alone at night in the middle of fucking nowhere with no food or tent you'd complain a bit.
Jan 14 2010 2:13AM
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Mr.Panda
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Course he is more legit.. minus not being British. And bitching about the cold.
Jan 14 2010 2:13AM
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Shredneck
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Les > Bear




Jan 14 2010 2:16AM
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Leafman
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what else can you think about when your trying to survive?
Jan 14 2010 2:21AM
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Mr.Panda
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Food?

The night shots consist of him talking about the stars and how clear the skis are and the added:
"I am really cold"

Outside of that the guy is a badass.
Jan 14 2010 2:22AM
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Leafman
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he was probably cold when he said that
Jan 14 2010 2:26AM
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PeterWojnar
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Les is fucking legit. I want more Survivorman episodes... I miss that show.
Jan 14 2010 2:31AM
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Mr.Panda
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My Mike's Harder Lemonade and Weed addled mind will over analyze everything I want to DAMNIT!
Jan 14 2010 2:33AM
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EastCoast315
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this. Fuck bear and his hotels
Jan 14 2010 6:38AM
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winterparksuks
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Bear Grylls is ex SAS. anyone who thinks that canadian hippie is in any way better then him is a fool. Sure his show may not be 100% real but thats because he makes it infinitly more entertaining then survior man
Jan 14 2010 6:42AM
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LMPJibbin
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ya its true bear just jumps off shit and doesnt even survive
Jan 14 2010 7:40AM
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twin-tip-hero
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the thing i like about bear is that he goes out and does more crazy shit. He bites the heads off snakes, and drinks his own piss. But Les is more of a classy stay alive kinda guy. I have more respect for Les because he does all his own filming, but Bear does more crazy shit and puts himself in more dangerous situations. also his name is FUCKING BEAR! you can't fuck with a guy whos name is bear.
Jan 14 2010 8:47AM
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Commonwealth
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Bear ESCAPES, whereas Les just tries to survive for 3 days. I've actually learned some useful information from Bear (not like I'll be using it ever) but Les is just plain boring.

Les would never throw himself in a cold river to show the effects of hypothermia - he's a bitch. Bear killed a fucking wild boar with his bare hands, and Les bitched out in Africa when he heard a leopard in the woods.
Jan 14 2010 9:37AM
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Malcolm
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i like survivorman so much more than man vs wild. bear always eats the nastiest shit. its like jackass
Jan 14 2010 9:46AM
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jimmer
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lol at the title. that episode of man vs. wild where he enemas himself at sea was so awkward to watch.



les is a badass.
Jan 14 2010 9:56AM
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Flo_Rida_2016
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I think les stroud is a bitch. Great. He can survive just like any other boyscout and their troop leader. Bear grylls makes his show interesting. Do you honestly think, with his climbing skills, his level of expertise, his life experiences, his overall superior fitness Bear grylls couldn't survive equally well or better than les stroud?

That being said, i think bear breathes way too loud all the time. its so annoying.
Jan 14 2010 10:46AM
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scratchproteen
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wait wait wait.

hold up a second

I haven't watched survivorman or man vs. wild in a while

Can someone tell me which one has camera men with him? is that man vs. wild?

if so that one is the bitch and the other one who films himself is way more legit.
Jan 14 2010 10:57AM
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Evilchris
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man vs wild has the camera men. I think the best part of Man vs wild is that once in a while Bear will actauly end up eating something actauly is delicious in the middle of nowhere
Jan 14 2010 11:01AM
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PagesHouse
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Bear is attractive, though. There are those efforts to raise TV ratings working beautifully on me.
Jan 14 2010 11:10AM
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WikiWiki
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oh yeah bear is soo hardcore- too bad all the crazy shit he does - he is surrounded by a team of filmers and probably medical staff




bear may be jacked and crazy- but he is also a bitch




Jan 14 2010 11:15AM
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PagesHouse
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I was devastated when the first videos like that came out : (
Jan 14 2010 11:17AM
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theabortionator
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He really doesn't bitch that much. And if you think about it, he's completely alone for a week. No food or water unless he's left with a dandy bar or something. He has to lug around a ton  of weight in cameras and batteries. If the weather sucks not is it only killing his spirit and will to keep going, it's fucking with the cameras.
Jan 14 2010 11:32AM
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Billek
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HE doesn't teach you how to *stay* alive.  He shows you how to *be* alive.
Jan 14 2010 11:41AM
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Mr.Panda
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I wasn't denying how Les is a badass, just that his whining about the cold in almost every episode gets kinda old. I guess Bear does it too though... so, my argument is kinda stupid.
Jan 14 2010 11:47AM
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49566738265
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Who cares?  His show is boring as shit because he is always trying to film himself doing boring crap.  Bear has made it clear since the beginning that he is with a team of people just showing you how do do different things, and people get butthurt because he makes the show interesting.

Survivorman is about as exciting as watching my grass grow.
Jan 14 2010 1:23PM
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49566738265
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NO SHIT SHERLOCK.  THEY SAY THAT IN THE INTRO OF THE SHOW.
Jan 14 2010 1:25PM
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Mr.Panda
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In the original episodes I don't think that they did though.
Jan 14 2010 1:25PM
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49566738265
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They did though, he talked to his camera man all the time.  People acted like they solved a mystery and it was laid out in plain sight.
Jan 14 2010 1:33PM
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hartig
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lol this is how i read this part of what you said.
Jan 14 2010 1:33PM
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BIG_BIACK
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survivorman is definitely more legit but bear is a crazy mother. some of the shit he does is retarded even if he has an entire crew
Jan 14 2010 1:34PM
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Elijah.
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Jesus man.
Jan 14 2010 1:47PM
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Mr.Panda
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I got it for free don't judge me.
Jan 14 2010 1:55PM
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geteducated
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its the nature of the show.  he always has a camera going, so he has to put in some filler.

while bears has a film crew and he can set up for each shot and say what he has to say then the scene ends.


Jan 14 2010 2:42PM
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DYFI
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HOW MANY FUCKING TIMES DOES THIS NEED TO BE ARGUED ON NEWSCHOOLERS?

Bear's show is 10 times more informational about how to survive, aka what to eat, how to get food, where to get food, what not to do and what to do.  If you alone by yourself that's what you need to know.  He was a member of the SAS, he's climbed Everest twice, he's better than survivor man.  End of story, end of thread, end of discussion.   God, it really fucking boggles my mind to think that the intelligent members of NS actually support Les over Bear, get your fucking head out of your ass and process what you're watching.
Jan 14 2010 3:22PM
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OhMyBosh
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what are you talking about?


les actually builds a shelter, gets food and water, and does shit with no help and does exactly what you need to do to survive for 7 days.
bear goes around giving himself enemas and climbing down cliffs for no fucking reason. he doesnt show you how to survive, he shows you how to be a cunt.
Jan 14 2010 3:50PM
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eheath
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Just because your personal opinion is against bear doesn't do anything to the FACT. Bear's resume is very impressive and he shares alot of really good info (whether its his or not) and saying hes worse is just ignorant. Bear fines water and food all of the time and builds shelters all the time what are you talking about? And as for bear, hes trying to escape, not chill for 7 days, the points of the shows are completely different.
Jan 14 2010 3:54PM
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geteducated
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when it comes down to it.  bear is for people with ADD, while les is appreciated by people that have done some real camping in their life.  not drive into your campsite, but canoeing 60miles in a week and doing 1mile + portages with full gear.    between those two kinds of people whose opinion on the matter is better?
Jan 14 2010 4:07PM
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statuswhitegirl
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i watched that whole vid and was disappointed because i tought the title said survives by gving himself an enema
Jan 14 2010 4:09PM
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theabortionator
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Survivorman doesn't need the little bullshit gimmicks. What he does is for real, and pretty fucking badass. Surviving for a week in different places all alone having to find your own food and shelter.

Bear just started eating shit and doing wacky things to make the show seem more hardcore.

Les  for the win.
Jan 14 2010 4:18PM
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Mr.Panda
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Les has one episode in the woods where he is with a hunting friend if I recall correctly.


Also for Bear being "hardcore"... he had Will Ferrell with him... how many security guards and medics were with them for that you think?
Jan 14 2010 4:21PM
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OhMyBosh
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escape from where? he chills in a hotel every night? he just drives somewhere, walks 10 minutes into the forest with a camera crew, and eats gross things and then leaves.
Jan 14 2010 4:24PM
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Nic_Sutter
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TRUTH!
Jan 14 2010 4:34PM
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yuck
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I MET LES STROUD !!

in a store in Huntsville, where he lives.

/claim
Jan 14 2010 5:10PM
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BIG_BIACK
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amen brotha

Jan 14 2010 5:51PM
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Wes-Side
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So you were disappointed that you didn't see a guy giving himself an enema...
I hope I'm reading it wrong...
Jan 14 2010 6:22PM
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p-fo
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/thread
Jan 14 2010 6:23PM
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CKpolicy
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jokes?
Jan 14 2010 6:43PM
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Mr.Panda
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Sadly no. I got the Mike's for free and I don't smoke all that much so just a little bit makes this Panda super SUPER fucked up.
Jan 14 2010 6:49PM
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