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Bear Grylls gives himself an enema

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PaleCelery
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Jan 14 2010 1:56AM
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Jordan
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Holy fucking shit.

Bear is tha man.
Jan 14 2010 1:59AM
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Owl
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wow......
Jan 14 2010 2:03AM
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OhMyBosh
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not only is this a repost, its a repost of a fucking fake douchebag.
Jan 14 2010 2:03AM
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Tinga
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no bear, bird poop is not supposed to go in ya butt.

Jan 14 2010 2:04AM
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OhMyBosh
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i just got troll'd.
Jan 14 2010 2:06AM
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shragler
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death seems like more fun
Jan 14 2010 2:25AM
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eheath
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I'm on NS alot and i havent seen this yet, how the fuck can you be on NS enough to call out every repost?
Jan 14 2010 2:45AM
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PaleCelery
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somebody has to do it.
Jan 14 2010 2:47AM
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scary

this video is scary..........

Jan 14 2010 8:49AM
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LadySaGa
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you would post this... hahaaa i liked the one where he drank his own peepee better tho
Jan 14 2010 8:52AM
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Noss.
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did he just stick it in his butt?
Jan 14 2010 8:58AM
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thats exactly what happened
Jan 14 2010 9:05AM
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Noss.
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umm can i haz?
Jan 14 2010 9:07AM
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theabortionator
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He's such a bitch, and still probably isn't really doing this.
Jan 14 2010 11:35AM
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spliff.Life
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cool
Jan 14 2010 12:12PM
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Six.0.Tree-ski
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ok mike rowe
Jan 14 2010 3:34PM
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deleted5
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Jan 14 2010 3:40PM
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C.Wood
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i dont think i would ever do that to myself


Jan 14 2010 3:42PM
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ted.d
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man vs wild id fake but survivorman is real
Jan 14 2010 3:52PM
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Supafresh
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i liked the man vs wild when he lived in the dead camel
Jan 14 2010 4:50PM
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[BRI]noceros
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haha, i saw this on the soup, so weird
Jan 14 2010 4:54PM
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J-Evs
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my ass hurts watchign that
Jan 14 2010 4:55PM
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lineskier10
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that was so unnecessary, he could have just explained what to do and not actually done it, bear grylls is fucked in the head
Jan 14 2010 5:00PM
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dwhite
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but would that have been cool in any way? That's what makes bear, bear. He does absolutely crazy shit for no reason, but he makes it badass.
Jan 14 2010 5:09PM
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yuck
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i got an enema once, for a different reason but still, i know it's as unpleasant as fuck.

until you let it all out in the single greatest shit ofyour life.
Jan 14 2010 5:13PM
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lineskier10
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giving yourself an enema with rancid water for no reason is not badass, its retarded
Jan 14 2010 5:16PM
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ROOS.
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am i the only one laughing uncontrollably
Jan 14 2010 5:19PM
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Broseph_Stalin
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knowing this guy, im sure he just poured it through the raft or something... haha
Jan 14 2010 5:27PM
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infedel_one
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i dont get why so many people are such bitches and say that its fake and gay just because he isnt actually in the situation...he's showing you what you would have to do if you were in the situation and how rare would it be if it actually happens...i mean he gave himself a fuckin enema...you know he wasnt really stranded at sea but the grounds are set by the scene and what's going on...he does do the stuff even if he doesnt actually stay where he is 24/7
Jan 14 2010 5:29PM
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hue.
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fuck bear gryls
les stroud would outlast him by soo much
Jan 14 2010 7:40PM
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geteducated
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this shit sucks.  if it was les and bear in the wild, it would be les coming out on top by a blow out.
Jan 14 2010 7:43PM
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no_steeze
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hahaha holy fuck why was that necessary

i know it's fake, it's not meant to be real, it's meant to be him showing people what to do when stranded in the wild. it's not like survivorman
Jan 14 2010 7:59PM
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