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I know this isn't dr. phil...

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Steezy_IN_KC
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BUT... i have decided to break up with my girl... really long story wont bore anyone but the point is can i CALL her to break up or do i have to do it in person... So lame i know and i am sorry but i need some advice.
Jan 14 2010 12:48AM
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ECfreeski3
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do it in person dont be a douche
Jan 14 2010 12:49AM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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Thanks that was what i was looking for... lol just need the extra push
Jan 14 2010 12:50AM
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jblaski
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Ladies men cult if you don't want a bunch of answers from 12 year olds.
Jan 14 2010 12:51AM
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theabortionator
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Send her a dead cat in a shoe box and a picture of her with an x across her. I thinkshe'll get the message
Jan 14 2010 12:56AM
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Shredneck
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Do it in person, there was a Two and a half men episode that relates to this super well and funny, but its not on youtube
Jan 14 2010 12:56AM
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HenniferLopez
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can I sig dis preeeeeaaassseee? K thanx
Jan 14 2010 1:57AM
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theabortionator
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go for it
Jan 14 2010 3:22AM
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Scott29~
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Do it in public in front of a lot of people to assert your dominance. Be sure to enunciate~
Jan 14 2010 3:25AM
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masta_LE3B
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send her an email while your out of town
Jan 14 2010 3:49AM
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feihlination
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obviously there is only one solution, you know it:




fake your death and make it look like it was her fault. then "haunt" her house. she will probably leave town within 2-3 months and your set. buy her house cheap and sell it with max profit. seems like a win-win-situation for everyone, well except your gf, but you do not care too much about her as your even considering telling her on the phone, right?
Jan 14 2010 5:48AM
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sereguy
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Sometimes the phone is the better way to go honestly, if she is pretty emotional its better to do it over the phone that way you can talk her down and why you decided to. and it wont make a sence as it would if it was in public or anything like that.....depends on the sircumstances though.
Jan 14 2010 6:17AM
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Click_Here
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/ thread
Jan 14 2010 6:26AM
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Steezy_IN_KC
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<<<<<UPDATE>>>>

So i just broke it off... I text her and told her to come over and she was like what's wrong... I told her lets talk when you get here, she gets her fake crying. I explain that it's over she takes the shoes off that i gave her for her birthday (2 days ago) hits me in the chest with them and runs out slamming the door behind her. Whats the worst thing that has happened to you after a break up?

Jan 14 2010 3:31PM
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tommyp1ckles
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nbd...just text her
Jan 14 2010 3:39PM
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apcaipse
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Ouch...
Give the shoes to your next GF if you still have the box, that will make it worth it.
Jan 14 2010 3:55PM
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superpoluha
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holy shit dude, this is an epic quote
Jan 14 2010 3:59PM
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