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A hilarious fucked up story, found on a bodybuilding forum

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popNfresh44
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a random dude showed me this at the library. not sure if this is a repost, but damn its funny. the pictures make it priceless.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191
Jan 14 2010 12:17AM
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gstaff
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haha so funny.  pictures were pretty epic. 
why the fuck does he pee in bottles
Jan 14 2010 8:32PM
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theabortionator
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I really don't at all. If you have to shit that bad, use a fucking toilet. Most of the ones inside the food places at schools aren't even bad. And you can load the seat up with 18 layers of tp.

If you have to piss piss in a fucking urinal, don't flush it, open the door with a paper towel. And he seriously could have done a better job than shitting/pissing all over and then the same in the shower.
Jan 14 2010 8:44PM
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james6345789
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haha this reminds me of the movie along came polly so much. that is a messed up thread. i also noticed tehy are more careful about language there.
Jul 3 2011 1:09AM
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akarlsen
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i laughed
Jul 3 2011 1:16AM
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katalina
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me too... i was so surprised that he assumes it's normal for people to actually have pee bottles none the less carry them around in case this exact situation arises...
Jul 3 2011 2:48AM
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john.stossel
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did not happen
Jul 3 2011 3:35AM
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Horizon
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Probably fake, but that story was funny as hell nontheless while drinking.
Jul 3 2011 5:27AM
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Deluge
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this but ahahahahahahahahahahaha thats hilarious
Jul 3 2011 8:58AM
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Lemuel
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Hahahahahahahahaha! The pictures made it so much better.

"This is what WOULD have happened if I had my trustee pee bottle... I would have on sat on the can and then simultaneosly peed into the bottle and pooed into the toilet. No disaster... no mess.... and none of this would have happened."

Wtf, so you shit in the toilet and stick your dick in a bottle? Why not pee and shit into the toilet........ lolololol

This would have been prevented if this guy wasn't weird and used bathrooms correctly.


Jul 3 2011 9:54AM
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Lemuel
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"Dude. Whenever I have an erection and I need to sh*tpiss, I put my dick down the bowl and sorta sit down on top of it and it like bends and feels like its gonna snap, but that way you dont f*ck your sh!t up."


Hahahahahaha this response made me laugh so hard.
Jul 3 2011 9:55AM
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Ski_Alot
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that was fucking great +k
Jul 3 2011 10:02AM
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[evan]
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This whole thing could've been easily avoided if he haad just used the public bathroom. He couldve peed on the floor or something, then just squattedshitted.
Jul 3 2011 10:04AM
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jfxphoto
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Read this while taking a shit.
Jul 3 2011 10:12AM
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BROSEIDON
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thats fucked up, and i think they peeing in the bottle might be because theyre bodybuilders and so big they cant take a dump and piss at the same time into the toilet? Just a guess
Jul 3 2011 11:29AM
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CAPITA-DEVOURS
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shitting stories are always the best
Jul 3 2011 11:57AM
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Relish_man
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repost but it was a while ago so all is forgiven
Jul 3 2011 12:08PM
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mommy
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he should have just waited until his massive erection subsided...
Jul 3 2011 1:25PM
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Zimmerman
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threads
Jul 3 2011 1:35PM
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danderson.
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For all of you wondering what a pee bottle is and why he uses one:

"I don't pee in urinals because public toilers are sick... there's always pee on the floor near the urinals and I'm not stepping on that ****. To make matters worse... when you pee into the urinal you get backsplash of pee residue from other dudes from the rim and the urinal water... this **** gets on your clothes... ****ing sick. that's why I bring empty water bottles with me to pee.

I didn't bring one to this date because a)it was a date and I didn't want her to wonder about it b) I didn't think I'd end being with her for that long...

fml... in hindsight.. i would have peed into the urinal to avoid this disaster."

So basically, he's a regular Howie Mandel.
Jul 3 2011 1:48PM
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homestar
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The pictures were awesome!
Jul 3 2011 2:01PM
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Zimmerman
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oh shit
Jul 4 2011 1:56PM
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ZAHNER
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Someone find this story, links dont work and i needa laugh.
Mar 10 2016 12:51AM
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theabortionator
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mole.squadSomeone find this story, links dont work and i needa laugh.


I tried to post the pictures in another thread a couple years ago and noticed this.

It has to be archived somewhere right? Fuck that was a funny post. "won't dissolve"
Mar 10 2016 12:58AM
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Top_Gun
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Not sure if this includes images but here you guys go

https://web.archive.org/web/20091215204702/http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191
Mar 10 2016 2:34AM
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dan1080
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Lololol thank you for posting a working link to this story, it's been too long.
Mar 10 2016 3:40AM
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theabortionator
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Lolz

Without the pictures it's a pretty funny story, with the pictures it's fucking epic. If none of this happened I would probably be more impressed. I've thought up some crazy shit to post on the internet but this is just wild.

Some things are just classics
Mar 10 2016 6:48PM
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HamFaceGirl
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lolololol
Mar 10 2016 7:57PM
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.Hugo.
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HamFaceGirllolololol


Shut up hamface
Mar 10 2016 8:09PM
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