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A hilarious fucked up story, found on a bodybuilding forum

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popNfresh44
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a random dude showed me this at the library. not sure if this is a repost, but damn its funny. the pictures make it priceless.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191
Jan 14 2010 12:17AM
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lineskier10
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a hilarious story, that is a repost
Jan 14 2010 12:19AM
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jeremy.g
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i hadnt seen that before haha. that would fucking blow so bad haha
Jan 14 2010 12:36AM
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GreekAR6
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haha i hadn't seen that before
Jan 14 2010 12:38AM
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MADDECENT
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hahaha 10/10
Jan 14 2010 12:40AM
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skithebert
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haha those pictures were great
Jan 14 2010 12:45AM
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assface
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ahahaha epic
Jan 14 2010 12:53AM
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theabortionator
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What an idiot. Still didn't even learn a good lesson. Fuck the pee bottles. IF you have to shit that bad use a fucking public toilet. Clean the seat off and put some tp on it if your that scared.

He def brought that on himself.

Classic though
Jan 14 2010 1:03AM
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remove
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i recalled this story after reading "PEE BOTTLES"
Jan 14 2010 1:13AM
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smooticus
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Dear jesus, that was like a terrible nightmare. Im horrified
Jan 14 2010 1:15AM
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huge-go
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The ms paint pictures were great. That's what happens when you're a germaphobe bitch.
Jan 14 2010 1:33AM
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.k.wells.
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ha ha thats terrible, he should never contact her again
Jan 14 2010 2:00AM
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ChefBoyardee
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Hahaha the MS Paint pictures made the story haha the stick figure is even crying in one of em
Jan 14 2010 10:34AM
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PurpleDino
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hahahaha good laugh for during school.
Jan 14 2010 10:41AM
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SteazyStoke
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Oh my god, I am actually in tears.
Jan 14 2010 10:55AM
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Brenone
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that was hilarious.

wtf is a pee bottle??

Jan 14 2010 11:41AM
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Malcolm
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haha the pictures were amazing
Jan 14 2010 12:11PM
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spliff.Life
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Jan 14 2010 12:18PM
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Gameboy
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Yeah i've never heard of this before, and that guy seems to use it all the time.

But the story is so funny and the pictures ...... wow.

Jan 14 2010 12:29PM
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sammiedee
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threads
Jan 14 2010 12:52PM
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Tasche
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I don't understand what or the need for something called a "pee bottle".
Jan 14 2010 1:05PM
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Shreddysaurus
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holy crap im in class and cant read this because of the pictures but i cant freakin wait hahah
Jan 14 2010 1:17PM
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EastCoast315
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Jan 14 2010 1:45PM
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1080Jr
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im guessing its a bottle that this guy carries around to piss in? i don't but i just use the washroom when i gotta take a leak.  fucked up story...

Jan 14 2010 2:03PM
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Tasche
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ya but does he pee in a bottle because it is a body building forum and he like tests that shit later or something. Does he save all his piss? And why did he have a hard on?
Jan 14 2010 2:06PM
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Gameboy
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Jan 14 2010 2:36PM
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rexalicious.
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haha yeah its a repost..but still priceless. if thats a true story then i feel bad for the poor guy :P
Jan 14 2010 2:49PM
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g.off
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what a retard
Jan 14 2010 2:52PM
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.jw
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ok, yeah, what an idiot for not just shitting in public. we have all had an awkward shit story tho (none as epic as this, and never an awkward shit AND awkward boner story together) but am i the only one that thinks the pee bottles are probably the weirdest thing in here? or maybe a pee bottle isnt as self explanatory as it sounds...
Jan 14 2010 3:04PM
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tommyp1ckles
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ahahahahahahaa

thats the best thing ive seen all day
Jan 14 2010 3:14PM
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DaveM
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Those pictures are essential to make it funny

Jan 14 2010 3:25PM
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Nicholas.
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someone needs to figure out what the f a pee bottle is.
Jan 14 2010 3:27PM
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Gameboy
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http://www.mypeepeebottle.com/
Jan 14 2010 4:40PM
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garrets
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hahaha that sucks and wtf is up with pee bottles???
Jan 14 2010 4:49PM
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yuck
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haha the replies are funny too

everyone keeps saying brah!
Jan 14 2010 5:00PM
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FrenchToastMafia
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LOL!!!! 10 out of 10 that was great
Jan 14 2010 5:32PM
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masta_LE3B
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i wana check this out when im not at school
Jan 14 2010 5:41PM
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babujib
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i dont get it, you go into the stall...and pee in a bottle? theres a reason theres a toilet in the bathroom...
Jan 14 2010 5:50PM
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lamoe.0
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I thought all the profile pics were hilarious hahah
Jan 14 2010 5:57PM
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sstricky
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so fake... but fucking hilarious...

he couldnt pee and shit at the same time...
Jan 14 2010 6:02PM
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p-fo
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why the fuck does he need a pee bottle? i understand no public restrooms but carrying around a pee bottle? thats a little far. i feel sorry for him until i realize what a dumbass he is with that shit. however he may have ocd in which case it isnt really his fault. but get help for fucks sake. dont shit on some poor bitches floor. this made me lol so hard though. that would suck SO bad
Jan 14 2010 6:32PM
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freestyler540
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wow...just wow
Jan 14 2010 6:46PM
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popNfresh44
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it may very well be fake...but why couldn't he piss and shit at the same time? I can...

and about the pee bottles: he is a crazy germaphobe who is afraid of urinal backsplash, so he pisses in bottles. this guy is completely insane, he got kicked out of college because of his blog. He made a sex doll out of clothing and masking tape, and made a fucked up story with pictures about it.

here is his blog: http://thehumannequin-malodrax.blogspot.com/
Jan 14 2010 6:51PM
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Drewsef.
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that is a shitty situation.
Jan 14 2010 6:56PM
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fountain.
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i lol'd

"this all coulda been avoided if i brought my pee bottles"

no, it coulda been avoided if you spent 5 minutes in a public restroom

Jan 14 2010 6:59PM
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rj.
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hhahahaahhaha
Jan 14 2010 7:11PM
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dwhite
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why don't you just get a nalgene for fucks sake
Jan 14 2010 7:16PM
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KNUCKifyouBUCK
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ahahaha fucking epic
Jan 14 2010 7:16PM
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+[wall.e]+
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Who the fuck pees in a bottle? That is a pretty extreme phobia of public restrooms if you can't even piss.
Jan 14 2010 7:18PM
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skithebert
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oh my god. i went back and read the comments. i highly recommend them. start at like around 50 or so and start reading they are HILARIOUS.

The supposed girl in the story signs on and starts asking everyone if this guy is threatening and if she should report him. It's fucking great.
Jan 14 2010 7:40PM
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A.0.spin
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this one is def the best:

"What a weird reaction from your date. In traditional Chinese culture, taking a sh!t in someone's bathtub while sporting a semi chub is a great sign of respect."
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Jan 14 2010 8:10PM
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