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Death Eaters of Salt Lake are recruiting

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b-ladd
Posts: 2300 - Karma: 48
Turns out Voldemort's army recruits through Craigslist.

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Jan 12 2010 11:50PM
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baethoven
Posts: 4953 - Karma: 337
I love the job benefits.
Jan 12 2010 11:55PM
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
i wonder what they do?

probly just wanderr around and startle deaf children.
Jan 13 2010 12:09AM
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fosnow333
Posts: 120 - Karma: 13
wait....this is amazing.....i love harry potter!!!!! but are they 4 real??? cause even tho the books r the shit that seems a tad sillly....plus who the fuck wants to be buddy-buddy with fucking Voldemort?
Jan 13 2010 12:14AM
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gnar_bars
Posts: 107 - Karma: 10
I noticed under perks of the job it said "being part of something worthwhile"................
Jan 13 2010 12:22AM
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-ShredTheGnar-
Posts: 2038 - Karma: 111
Job Perks: Dignity

LOL
Jan 13 2010 12:27AM
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ski-swagga
Posts: 5276 - Karma: 219
i hear all the cool kids serve Voldemort now-a-days.
Jan 13 2010 12:34AM
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Caveman.
Posts: 9067 - Karma: 330
haah
Jan 13 2010 1:05AM
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ShaggyD
Posts: 166 - Karma: 16
i lawled
Jan 13 2010 1:07AM
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erikK
Posts: 3245 - Karma: 2,329
did that just happen, or is my sarcasm meter broken?
Jan 13 2010 1:09AM
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GORlLLA
Posts: 1950 - Karma: 45
how the fuck does an applicant demonstrate their wizardly powers?
Jan 13 2010 1:16AM
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lineskier10
Posts: 11339 - Karma: 796
this is completely real
Jan 13 2010 1:19AM
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sheeby
Posts: 94 - Karma: 19
hahah, i like the 'memorable cackle' bit
Jan 13 2010 1:43AM
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