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I don't think my gf gets it

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krazykeegs
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Ok so for the second year in a row my girlfriend got me a sweatshirt for my birthday--for colleges that I'm not going to!  The first one was understandable. She got me a UMD hockey sweatshirt that I could wear to the hockey game she was taking me to.  But this year, she got me a UND Fighting Sioux one.  I go to NDSU.  What the freaking F?
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wynnyk
Posts: 1638 - Karma: 555
you know people in africa don't have sweaters
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henrytargett
Posts: 903 - Karma: 36
nice
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BMskier
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lawlzz
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doublexl
Posts: 8407 - Karma: 27
stop bitching no one cares.
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saucybiscuits
Posts: 2554 - Karma: 173
sell it and tell her it got stolen from the laundry room.

or just tell her to fuck off.
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tinkytwinky
Posts: 2451 - Karma: 1,568
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SteezyOhio
Posts: 6044 - Karma: 60
does she putout? if so then bdays dont really matter...birthday secks....
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Skierguy1234
Posts: 1684 - Karma: 88
maybe you should give it to her
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LO_GO
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 8
Dude going to college in fargo OUCH! that would blow hahah
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BravoWhiskey5280
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Yeah my mom went to NDSU, how is not skiing but being around snow all winter ha. I would find that very shitty.
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Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32
slap a hoe

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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
this!
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AB.Zee
Posts: 617 - Karma: 37
I thought Africa was hot....?
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superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
^ guy knows whats up
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ECfreeski3
Posts: 12019 - Karma: 126
haha i cant tell if youre joking or not?
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 179
a nice, stern backhand should help you out
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AB.Zee
Posts: 617 - Karma: 37
sorry, forgot to use my sarcasm font
my bad
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siversex
Posts: 1254 - Karma: 16
your gay.

a lot of gay people on this site.

makes me want to burn things.

your gay.
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andersteeze
Posts: 1047 - Karma: 30
that sucks my gf bought me a nixon watch
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Shredneck
Posts: 2051 - Karma: -32
hahaha
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RockyMountnHigh
Posts: 990 - Karma: 14
ummm hes in university....so hes not 13 though i agree hes acting like it. nice story hansel
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spliff.Life
Posts: 7847 - Karma: 1,538
thats legit, is she fat?
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ShaggyD
Posts: 166 - Karma: 16
theres nothing wrong with sweaters
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feihlination
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I_Am_Mod
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this single comment made me crack up harder than any other i read today !

+k my good friend!
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 86
owned.
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krazykeegs
Posts: 113 - Karma: 30
Alright well i guess I'm just bitching because I'm in fargo now and can't ski and she didn't put out (then)
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Jahseph.
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 267
Idk if you intended to quote Sublime there or not but if you did +k, such a sick band.
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pornwallis
Posts: 132 - Karma: 13
Is Wayne Brady gon have to choke a bitch?
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Nicholas.
Posts: 10905 - Karma: 60
so much lack of know....
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steveys
Posts: 268 - Karma: 10
Next birthday tell her you just wanna do her in der poopenheuser.
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Scott29~
Posts: 1448 - Karma: 62
She probably meant to send that sweatshirt to her other boyfriend~
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steveys
Posts: 268 - Karma: 10
Dudette!!  You stole that from me!!  If you are going to mention the "saecasm font" you have to pay me $100
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scratchproteen
Posts: 5173 - Karma: 286
Mix up on the sweatshirt? I did that to my brother he goes to NDSU got him a UND shirt....UND owns anyways.
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spliff.Life
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is she hot?
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1337
Posts: 31077 - Karma: 29,656
bing bing bing
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Drewsef.
Posts: 346 - Karma: 22
K+++
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LO_GO
Posts: 1002 - Karma: 8
UND is in North Dakota and that says a lot about everything that has to do with the school. So basically UND doesn't own because ND is prob the most boring place on the face of the earth especially fargo...
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apcaipse
Posts: 2168 - Karma: 25
For saying "Dudette" I'm going to kill you.
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dwest071
Posts: 60 - Karma: 12
tell her to give you blowies in the parking lot
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eheath
Posts: 61891 - Karma: 125,984
That sucks, my gf bought me a tall black flannel and its baller, sucker.
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Half-Blood
Posts: 1770 - Karma: 385
dude maybe she is trying to give you a hint? She wants you to change schools...?
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Malcolm
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for fun you could cut it in to thousands of peices and give it back to her and see if she recognizes it
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krazykeegs
Posts: 113 - Karma: 30
Why would I put up with this if she wasn't hot? ..and didn't give blowies in the parking lot? C'mon




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EastCoast315
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hahaha Fargo, sucks to be you
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 179

Backhand
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steveys
Posts: 268 - Karma: 10
Well at least you will have the element of surprise.  When a little 14 year old Nerdlette comes knocking on my door you will totally have the element of surprise.
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Jahseph.
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 267
I know exactly what it means, and i also know that it is an exact quote from one of my favorite Sublime songs. I wasn't sure if he intended to quote the song and tell the OP how to deal with his girlfriend, or just the latter.
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