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at dinner tonight there was a dip made of diced avacados mixed with salsa, when trying to get my brother to try it, my dad said "you gotta try it, it's like sour cream made out of vegetables."
i could add to this thread everyday.
ok, so when i was in foutrh grade i had my first concussion, it happend, so i am told, when my friend who is a girl (because way back when girls did have cooties) was chaseing me, so i was running as fast as i could around the little play set thingy, well i turned around too see if she was gaining on me...and when i turned back around i got kicked in the temple from a kid on the monkey bars and the as i was blacking out from that i ran my head into a giant metal pole and woke up like fifteen minutes or something later and the principal called my dad too say i needed to go to the hospitol, then gave him the story of what happened... this is in the car on the way to the hospitol...
dad- why were you running around the jungle gym, thats what the play ground is for... you better not do stupid stuff like that any more, if you do dont expect me to come to your rescue any more...
i had to get eleven stickes in my head and had a severe concussion... but i still got to go to school the next day...
I was talking with my mom about going to afghinstan, i'm going to be their in a few months and i'm a little excited, i've already been to Iraq. and she said something along the lines "Dave what is your problem? do you just want to kill people?"...
freshman year i broke my arm and we were on the was to the hospital...so mom decides to stop at an urgent care. they were closed....so we get back on the highway.... and shes going 50 in a 55 and my arm is all weird looking....
me: put on your emergancy blinkers and get me to the damn hospital!
mom: now...im not going to risk getting a ticket because you was skiing on the trampoline.
me: mom in in pain and it hurts..
mom. i dont care.. it was your fault.
all i could say was really....plus it was my first broken bone..and it sucked
Im the most forgetfull kid ever and I have tonnes of stories about forgeting stuff I shouldnt and losing that stuff.
Well I forgot my goggs at home once when going to the hill with my g mah. ( grand motherin) so I am looking for them and she tells me to check my pockets, my boots and a few other rediculously small spots. So to all of these I say. "Grand mah, they are goggles, theyr too big to fit in there. they are big glasses." so she sais ok and then proposes other small places. Today she facebooks me up and asks if I found My "big glasses" LOL
i miss this thread
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me: Dad you just blew that stop sign..
dad: What?
me: You just blew that stop sign and nearly hit two people
dad: Stop signs are only a suggestion.
pull up your pants
you have to take bio physics and chem in highschool or else your closing all your succesful doors in life.
im watching tv
"are you just gunna sit there on your day off"
