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My Fortune from today!

VT_scratch

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Crazy Fool

Had an amazingly fucked up day today. one of the highlights included eating delish chinese food. along with my chinese food came a fortune cookie. cracked it open took a few bites and read this; ":) God will give you everything that you want. :)"

How dope of a fortune is that?!

Jan 9 2010 7:59PM

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notomatoplz

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Insane

my fortunes always come true

Jan 9 2010 8:00PM

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Noss.

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No Life

in bed

Jan 9 2010 8:00PM

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Blurst

Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169

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Crazy Fool

Well that is perhaps the most complete fortune i have ever heard.
Hopefully this thread does not turn into a religious debate about god not being able to give you everything because he is not real.

Jan 9 2010 8:09PM

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ScuffDUFF

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Addict

i got one that said "will you go to prom with me" from a senior chick when i was in high school.

Jan 9 2010 8:11PM

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notomatoplz

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Insane

well, now it will.

Jan 9 2010 8:13PM

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churchill

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Pro

couple months back i had one that said something along the lines of "hope for the best, but prepare for the worst", i was not to stoked on the Chinese for several weeks.

Jan 9 2010 8:19PM

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