Member of the Month

KilaTsunami
October, 2024

Online

Welcome to the Newschoolers forums! You may read the forums as a guest, however you must be a registered member to post. Register to become a member today!

So I guess I'm a daddy...

profile picture
Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
..At least for this weekend.

Click for larger image

So I go to a jesus school. It's fucking stupid. And for a class assignment we have to take care of a fake child for 3 days and 3 nights. Unfortunately my three days happen to fall over a weekend where we're getting dumped on by snow.
Anyways, since this baby has been living the difficult religious life, I have decided to give an opportunity of a lifetime. A "rumspringa" if you will, and introduce it to not only the real world but the skiing world as well. So throughout this weekend I will be posting pictures with Kimberly Kay Kuhlman (her name) and her first experiences.

Now here is her first picture. Her first tag:

Click for larger image

I'm now off to take care of my hypothetical screaming child. Have a good weekend NS, because I know I won't.
Jan 8 2010 11:18PM
0 0
profile picture
flexpattern
Posts: 1090 - Karma: 45
never heard of this robot baby stuff before! stick it in backpack and go shred - or can't you take off the wrist band?

Bribe someone who knows what they are doing with a robotic baby - like the governor of California?
Jan 9 2010 5:46AM
0 0
profile picture
martin.
Posts: 2115 - Karma: 34
just give it to your mom. it's what any kid would do with a real baby in highschool.
Jan 9 2010 7:09AM
0 0
profile picture
camski26
Posts: 679 - Karma: 16
It's probably one of those that has a small computer thing inside that keeps track of what's done to it when it crys and shit.
Jan 9 2010 8:51AM
0 0
profile picture
SSteezle
Posts: 9297 - Karma: 7,732
.
Jan 9 2010 11:29AM
0 0
profile picture
michelle
Posts: 6290 - Karma: 428
Hahaha, man those things are ridiculous. So glad I didn't have to do it in school. Although my friend did and she didn't secure the baby seat thing in the car properly and the baby went flying into the other door and it showed on the computer thing that it was thrown in some way, so be careful. Hahahaha.
Jan 9 2010 11:36AM
0 0
profile picture
dubaiski
Posts: 961 - Karma: 37

same, so happy we didnt have to do it either.

Hahahahaah about the car baby thing, 10/10 karma for making me lol

Jan 9 2010 11:39AM
0 0
profile picture
207
Posts: 8969 - Karma: 3,846
This thread reeks of awesomeness.

Click for larger image

Videotape it doing a K-Fed, and Pretzel.
Jan 9 2010 1:25PM
0 0
profile picture
jibbinc.
Posts: 3355 - Karma: 2,497
hahahaha the picture with the bubbler and beer is priceless.
Jan 9 2010 1:38PM
0 0
profile picture
.Roockley.
Posts: 3864 - Karma: 4,078
reminds me of a jackass episode
Jan 9 2010 1:50PM
0 0
profile picture
looneygeorge
Posts: 633 - Karma: 14
haha if they ever tried to pull that shit in a public school here in norway... damn, there would be 20-30 dead babies after 5 minutes.

"Ike, kick the baby!"
Jan 9 2010 2:06PM
0 0
profile picture
ike.
Posts: 2292 - Karma: 93
yes
Jan 9 2010 2:19PM
0 0
profile picture
TheMoostafian
Posts: 4504 - Karma: 9,435
no they put a stamp on it and the teacher put their signature on it.

but thats crazy with all that tech stuff in this baby, i thought it was just a doll. i would way rather have the bag of flour
Jan 9 2010 2:33PM
0 0
profile picture
T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
That sucks so much. Is there anyway to get the bracelet off?
Jan 9 2010 3:15PM
0 0
profile picture
statutory_APE
Posts: 100 - Karma: 14
Bring it back in bondage gear and a plastic bag duct taped over its head.
Jan 9 2010 3:24PM
0 0
profile picture
tommyp1ckles
Posts: 1337 - Karma: 55
i felt really bad for you when i read the title
Jan 9 2010 4:28PM
0 0
profile picture
deleted5
Posts: 14507 - Karma: 13,507
awsome video chat with it
Jan 9 2010 4:37PM
0 0
profile picture
CKpolicy
Posts: 2587 - Karma: 2,463
this is how you win the go pro hd contest this weekend. entry with a baby wearing a headcam in a backpack carrier is a sure thing.
Jan 9 2010 4:39PM
0 0
profile picture
statutory_APE
Posts: 100 - Karma: 14
not a bad idea
Jan 9 2010 7:38PM
0 0
profile picture
andersteeze
Posts: 1047 - Karma: 30

mythreads

Jan 9 2010 7:43PM
0 0
profile picture
.Asain-Skiier
Posts: 3708 - Karma: 977
hmm might make your thread title my sig i dunno.
Jan 9 2010 8:13PM
0 0
profile picture
toominator
Posts: 4792 - Karma: 120
wtf thats crazy. they make you wear a bracelet so you're teathered to a piece of plastic for however long? I fail to see how thats going to make anyone a better parent.

I think if we had to do that when I was in highschool we would have had alot of neglected, messy and very dead babies.

Also, is your school for little kids? The chalk board looks straight outta a classroom for 5 year olds haha
Jan 9 2010 8:14PM
0 0
profile picture
K2skipunk
Posts: 2837 - Karma: 111
What's wrong with North Face?
Jan 9 2010 8:24PM
0 0
profile picture
geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
played out outerwear.  often worn by people that say they like the outdoors, but equate that to campfires at their lakefront cottage.
Jan 9 2010 8:32PM
0 0
profile picture
Corwack10
Posts: 323 - Karma: 37
I had to do this same project but, only for one night, its was fine until I was asleep then it was, well not fun.
Jan 9 2010 8:35PM
0 0
profile picture
Drewsef.
Posts: 346 - Karma: 22
Welcome to white suburban highschools
Jan 9 2010 8:37PM
0 0
profile picture
EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
epic thread

and north face sucks
Jan 9 2010 8:38PM
0 0
profile picture
IanAvery-Leaf
Posts: 9931 - Karma: 9,399
hahahahaahahahhaahahaa omg that made my night
Jan 9 2010 8:45PM
0 0
profile picture
Big_Spence
Posts: 16177 - Karma: 4,352
So today was Kim's first backyard rail session. We started off getting all hyphy and ignanat ourselves so we could film the first Hephi Baby edit (possibly dropping soon) and Kimberly couldn't help but join in. Here she is steezin' it up in my Saga:

Click for larger image

Then we decided to have a little fun. Here is SHampson doing a smooth backside swap around her carrier:

Click for larger image

She's had a great day so far. Hasn't been too bitchy. Hopefully this continues through the night because I'm off to my schools film festival.
Jan 9 2010 8:53PM
0 0
profile picture
K2skipunk
Posts: 2837 - Karma: 111
How can outerwear be played out? That's ridiculous.
Jan 9 2010 8:55PM
0 0
profile picture
SHampson
Posts: 2355 - Karma: 1,180
It's not supposed to make kids better parents.  It's just to make them think "oh my god babies are so shitty, I'm never going to have pre-marital sex and impregnant a woman!"
Jan 9 2010 9:04PM
0 0
profile picture
geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
you must wear saga or something. 

'played out' isn't in a saga wearers vocabulary.

first drop wearers will also become those people


Jan 9 2010 9:11PM
0 0
profile picture
EastCoast315
Posts: 3136 - Karma: 137
when every little spoiled mall rat bitch makes their daddy buy them one.
Jan 9 2010 9:12PM
0 0
profile picture
.jesus.
Posts: 2288 - Karma: 22
this
Jan 9 2010 9:13PM
0 0
profile picture
gstaff
Posts: 1017 - Karma: 12
yup
Jan 9 2010 9:17PM
0 0
profile picture
connory998
Posts: 1197 - Karma: 34
my threads for further updates
Jan 9 2010 9:29PM
0 0
profile picture
dylansiggers
Posts: 1667 - Karma: 6,089
thats one legit baby
Jan 9 2010 9:39PM
0 0
profile picture
vincepru
Posts: 5474 - Karma: 17
its not so much that they are played out to me anymore. its the fact that north face used to me a quality company, and now its kinda been going down the drain the more mainstream it has become.
Jan 9 2010 9:46PM
0 0
profile picture
jayo.
Posts: 5015 - Karma: 34
Yeah it gets annoying when that happens but it's no reason to hate on the entire company or everybody that supports it.

By that logic, every single company that has ever been successful is played out.
Jan 9 2010 9:48PM
0 0
profile picture
Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
in our senior year life skills class, i think everyone gets like a dummy that you practice preforming CPR on, but thats not bad at all, but i think they have that like kill possibility too, haha
Jan 9 2010 10:38PM
0 0
profile picture
Six.0.Tree-ski
Posts: 4059 - Karma: 67
my threads seeing how there is already so much win in it.
Jan 9 2010 10:49PM
0 0
profile picture
WikiWiki
Posts: 5584 - Karma: 426
haha- i remember when i had to do this in hs- the thing would fucking cry all the time- but im a real heavy sleeper- so it was my parents and brother that would hvae to take care of it cause i just slept throuygh the whole thing haha- didnt ski with it but i took it mountain biking for a good 6 hours
Jan 9 2010 10:57PM
0 0
profile picture
statutory_APE
Posts: 100 - Karma: 14
Jeez you could buy a real baby for that
Jan 9 2010 11:14PM
0 0
profile picture
rich53
Posts: 246 - Karma: 6
i had to do that too and the magnet in the diaper is the same as the bottle

stick the magnet in the diaper on her mouth and no holding that dam bottle for twenty mins
Jan 9 2010 11:37PM
0 0
profile picture
Squid.
Posts: 1904 - Karma: 23
my threads
Jan 10 2010 12:10AM
0 0
profile picture
Thenowhereman42
Posts: 5682 - Karma: 65
I had to do that for a teen issues class. I just ignored it.
Jan 10 2010 12:13AM
0 0
profile picture
Elijah.
Posts: 9322 - Karma: 76
They had the exact type of babies at my old high school. My friend (who happens to be a girl) brought it up to Glacier and we went out for dinner. So many classic looks (I was 16 at the time) from all the people who thought we actually had a kid, when it started crying it was classic.
Jan 10 2010 12:48AM
0 0
profile picture
geteducated
Posts: 6410 - Karma: 86
sure it is. it means that peasants or people that don't know what the company original stood for is buying the product.

kind of like b-class mercedes owners who think they can talk to mr.jones down the street with the S63AMG about the 'mercedes experience'  while mr.jones is hating your b-class driving guts because you're killing his brands exclusivity.
Jan 10 2010 1:52AM
0 0
profile picture
wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
like oakley to most people and saga to ns?
Jan 10 2010 5:21AM
0 0
profile picture
paige.
Posts: 1932 - Karma: 924
The social psych class at my school gets those, it's terrible. We had one screaming in one of our french tests for ages last year. The teacher wouldn't give the girl any extra time for the test so we all had to try and work with a robot screaming in the background.
Jan 10 2010 5:41AM
0 0
profile picture
Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
question spencer, why does KKK look asian?
Jan 10 2010 11:28AM
0 0
All times are Eastern (-5)