Hahaha.. My friends and I have a running joke that our science teacher is married to a blow-up doll. We've named her Martha. lol. He's a perverted man, and we know for a fact that he lives by himself, but he always talks as if he's married and lives with his wife. He's gross. When ever we get bored in class, which is almost always, we make up stupid stories about him and 'Martha'. lol
'Bob gets drunk in a park alone and gets arrested for getting in a fight with a group of teenage girls.'
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