Replying to Questions for all u of u students...

its a stupid thread, but i felt the need anyways because i feel i can get some honest answers.
im seriously considering going there for college next year, but i have a few questions...
what is the night life like? lots going on? nothing going on?
what are the women like? hot? single? not boring?
and what is the overall feel on campus, is it more of an up tight school or chilled out?
it has come down to u of u and cu boulder so a little insight would be dope