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DAS~SEND
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I was drivin home the other day and this girl was hitch hiking with 1 leg, so i told her to hop in. Best of all her name was eileen.

took me a good 10 minutes to figure out the irony of this joke lmfao
Jan 6 2010 8:09PM
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ryano
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So Sven and Ollie walk into the local bar and are all excited, high fiving each other, sayin "yea! we did!" and congratulating each other.

after ordering their beers, the bartender asks, "So Sven and Ollie, why are you guys so excited?"

Sven says, "We just completed our puzzle in just 27 days!"

The Bartender replies, "I guess I just dont see why thats such a big accomplishment?"

Ollie replies, "Well the box said 2 to 4 years!"
Sep 15 2011 1:57AM
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Mr_Orange
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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

he wiped.
Sep 15 2011 2:30AM
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ILLinoisance
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that's just messed up.
Sep 15 2011 5:36AM
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Broken_Rides
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A giraffe walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says to him "Do you want a long neck?" The giraffe says "I didn't know I had a choice."
Sep 15 2011 8:52AM
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aint.no.thang
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whats the best part about having a panda for a wife?



no one notices the black eyes
Sep 15 2011 9:16AM
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yuck
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hahahahah thats amazing
Sep 15 2011 9:40AM
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Poikenz
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Person 1: well (pause for response)
Person 2: well what? (they will more likely than not reply with this)
Person 1: it's a deep subject.
it isn't that funny though.
Sep 15 2011 11:48AM
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.RYAN66
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This thread is the tits I never laughed so loud in class before
Sep 15 2011 12:05PM
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Davy.Crockett
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what did the egg say to the water?




sorry it might take me a while to get hard i just got layed
Sep 15 2011 1:11PM
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iSmokeweed
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hope i dnt get banned...

whats the worst part about being a black jew?




you have to sit in the back of the oven.
Sep 15 2011 1:57PM
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yuck
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thats not corny and it didnt take me a second. that was fairly uncalled for.
Sep 15 2011 2:08PM
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steezenskis
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a black joke but its good natured.

a black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. the bartender sees the parrot and says, beautiful, where did you get it. Africa, the parrot says

Sep 15 2011 2:23PM
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Kevski
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This was among my favorite threads of 2010. Thanks to whoever bumped it.


How did the hipster burn his mouth? He bit into his pizza before it was cool. har har
Sep 23 2011 3:06AM
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skivt802
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Why is Helen Keller such a bad driver....


Because she's a women.

budom chh
Sep 23 2011 11:47PM
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jblaski
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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.
Sep 24 2011 1:07AM
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Get.Kronk
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A man walks into a bar. He's an alchoholic and it's destroying his family.
Sep 24 2011 1:11AM
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Get.Kronk
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Two men walk into a bar, one says "ow".

A jew, a priest, and a black man walk into a bar, what a fine example of a diverse community.
Sep 24 2011 1:12AM
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BrownBomber
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That was fucking awesome.

I feel like i should contribute, its long, but pretty good.

After being the butt of every joke for a long time, the blondes got fed up with being made fun of for being stupid. They decide to hold a nationally broadcasted convention to prove that blondes really aren't stupid. All the blondes in the world are gathered at the convention, were a random person is brought up on stage . The announcer informs her that to prove to everyone that blondes aren't dumb, she will be asked a simple math question. She agrees. The Announcer asks her the answer to 12+5. After a few minutes of dilerberation, she comes up with 24. The announcer shakes his head, and tells her that she is wrong. In response, the crowd starts chanting

 "Give her another Chance! Giver her another Chance!"

 The announcer agrees, and again informs her that she will be asked a math question. this time, its 5+7. Taking longer to think about it this time, she responds 2. The announcer shakes his head, and the crowd again begins to chant.

"Give her another Chance! Give her another Chance!"

Reluctantly agreeing, the announcer re-informs her that in order to prove to entire world that blondes aren't stupid, she will be asked a math question. "What is 4+6?" he says. Practically instantly, she responds, 10!

"Give her another Chance! Give her another Chance!"


Sep 24 2011 6:00PM
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stupendous-man
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lol threads
Sep 24 2011 6:27PM
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BikeMlatt69
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wanna hear a pizza joke? nah its to cheesy
Sep 24 2011 6:40PM
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Gypsy_Skier
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Korny soccer joke: What does an american do after he wins the FIFA world cup? He turns off the playstation.
Sep 25 2011 7:31AM
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belden...
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awesome i loled
Sep 25 2011 7:45AM
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RZcrew
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2 muffins are in the oven

the first muffin says, man is it hot in here!
the other muffin says holy shit a talking muffin!!!!!!
Sep 25 2011 12:50PM
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Relish_man
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Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipped?

he sold his soul to Santa
Sep 25 2011 1:17PM
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Relish_man
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worshipper*
Sep 25 2011 1:18PM
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Smuffy
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hopefully this hasnt been told... i havent finished the thread yet.

so a chicken and an egg are having sex. at the end the chicken is happy and the egg is not.

i guess that solves that question..
Sep 25 2011 4:59PM
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katie.
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What do you call a nosy pepper?
Jalapeno business!
(say it out loud)


What do you call a psychic midget escaped from prison?
A small medium at large!


What do you do with epileptic lettuce?
Make a seizure salad!


How does the man in the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
Sep 25 2011 5:15PM
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CRiP
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Tiger woods played 18 holes this morning. then he went to the golf course.
Sep 25 2011 7:36PM
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Deluge
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i fucking love this thread
Sep 25 2011 9:40PM
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Caspaaa
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whats green and has wheels?

grass, i lied about the wheels

whats red and smells like blue paint?

red paint

what do an eagle and a groundhog have in common?

they both live underground, besides the eagle

I have two coins, adding up to 30 cents, in my pocket, one of which is not a quarter, which coins are they?

A quarter and a nickel.

Sep 25 2011 10:09PM
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