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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?
Gangrape.
What's funnier than swinging a baby around your head with a 5 foot rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Three men walk into a bar. Two go and find a seat while the other heads to the bar to buy the first round. As he approaches the barman, the barman can't help but notice how well-to-do this man looks. He is covered head to toe in the finest garments and jewelry, he is even wearing a crown, a monocle, and carrying a scepter. In short, all the trappings of a cartoon billionaire.
As the bar man is pulling the pints he remarks to the gentleman: "I hope you don't think I'm prying, but, I couldn't help but notice you seem pretty well off. How, may I ask did you come into such a fortune?"
The man replies: "Well, me and my friends over there found a genie in a beer bottle outside, and he granted us each a wish."
Barman: "So, I take it you wished to be the richest man in the world."
The man puts one finger on his nose, and points at the barman with the other hand, as you would in a game of charades.
Barman: "Not a bad choice at all if I do say so."
The man nods politely, pays for the round and goes over to his friends.
After a while, the second man goes up to the bar. This man is notable only insofar as he can barely be seen for all the beautiful women draped around him, seemingly caressing every available inch of his body.
He orders another round, which the barman dutifully pulls. As he finishes off the last pint he can't help but comment: "I hope you don't mind me asking but, you are a friend of that wealthy gentlemen over there aren't you?"
"I am indeed," murmurs the man from beneath the pile of beauties.
"And you wished to be the most attractive man in the world?"
"Pretty much, yeah."
"Excellent choice sir, enjoy your round," says the barman with the kind of knowing smile you tend to see on people vicariously appreciating the implied sexual exploits of a stranger.
So he shuffles back to the table and he and his friends have their drinks. Not long later the third man approaches the bar and asks for another round. The barman cannot help but notice this man has an orange for a head. But he carries on pulling the pints in silence, until he cannot contain himself any longer and asks:
"You found the genie too, right?"
"That's correct," replies the man with an orange for a head.
"And what did you wish for, if you don't mind my asking?"
"I wished to have an orange for a head."
