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DAS~SEND
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I was drivin home the other day and this girl was hitch hiking with 1 leg, so i told her to hop in. Best of all her name was eileen.

took me a good 10 minutes to figure out the irony of this joke lmfao
Jan 6 2010 8:09PM
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Hogis
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Q: Whats funnier than a dead baby?
A: A dead baby in a clownsuit.


Jan 15 2010 10:03AM
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Whifazoo
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whats brown and rhymes with snoop?

dr dre

how do u kill a fox,

give it cancer and makee it run across canada

so i was surfing on my trip in australia and i kep seeing this girl at the beach everyday, she was always crying. i went up to he and discovered she had no arms or legs, i was surprised and i asked her what was wrong, she said she had never been huged before, so i gave her a hug. the next day she was crying agin so i asked her waht was wrong this time. she said i have never been kissed . so i gave her a kiss and went surfing agian. the third day i went back she was there again crying, i asked her again wht was wrong and she said well i have never been fucked. so being the gentalman i am i picked her up, carried her over to the water, then tossed her in. and said alright now your fuckd!

lolz , and jsut so you know i thought the fox one was funny i dont actully hate foxes ;)

Jan 15 2010 1:03PM
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steezepleeze~
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what do you call a bunch of black guys buried up to their heads in the ground?

afroturf.

il be here all evening.
Jan 15 2010 1:26PM
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SKETCHY_D
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what do you call a bunch of black people in a swimming pool?

cocoa puffs

Jan 15 2010 1:35PM
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brokebutitsworthit
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How do you make a cat bark like a dog?


Cover it in gasoline and throw a match at it....woooof. 
Jan 15 2010 10:59PM
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Swaggermager
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hahahahaha element joke
Jan 15 2010 11:39PM
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vincentlee223
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Maybe my sarcasm meter is broken but i dont think the fox one is about an actual fox...
Jan 16 2010 12:10AM
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babujib
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you do realize that refers to terry fox, the cancer patient who ran across canada...
Jan 16 2010 12:15AM
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Weemann27
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what did they fish say when he ran into a cement wall?

Dam.

Jan 16 2010 1:29AM
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Whifazoo
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 i thought you might catch the winky face, oh wwell.
Jan 16 2010 1:32AM
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roaklee
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What do you call a fish with no eyes?

a fsh
Jan 16 2010 4:36PM
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babujib
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oh super fail on my part.
Jan 16 2010 4:44PM
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RCookish
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YES, ahaha i was waiting for that one
Jan 16 2010 6:19PM
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kzrstf
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so dexter is talking with his good friend, suddenly, his friend says: Yo, do you know where's my gf?

so dexter replies: i dunno man, just me
Jan 18 2010 7:10PM
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babujib
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oncologists are cancer doctors...
Jan 23 2010 7:27PM
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chardi
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i just got this by the fifth page.  thats horrible...haha
Jan 23 2010 7:33PM
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Lemuel
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Camping is intense.
Jan 23 2010 8:13PM
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carbon.pulse
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Maybe im just dumb but explain?
Jan 23 2010 8:31PM
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epoxiedtip
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eileen? (I-LEAN) bc she has 1 leg
Jan 23 2010 8:37PM
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Nathn
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A carnivore is a dinosaur that eats meat.
An herbivore is a dinosaur that eats plants.
What is a dinosaur that eats everything?



















An Omnomnomnivore.
Jan 23 2010 8:39PM
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ir1sh
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what did the little acorn say when it grew up?

Geometry!
Jan 23 2010 9:56PM
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Stickity
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what do you call 2 guys with no arms and no legs who hang around a window all day?

kurt and rod

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs at the bottom of a hole?

phil

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the water?

bob

what do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of a shark tank?

fucked
Jan 24 2010 9:29AM
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mozzy
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A furniture dealer, Bob from Tennessee, decided that he wanted to expand the line of furniture in his store, so he decided to go to Paris, France to see what he could find.

After arriving in Paris (this being his first trip ever to the French capital), Bob met with some manufacturers and finally selected a line that he thought would sell well back home in Tennessee. To celebrate the new acquisition, he decided to visit a small bistro and have a glass of wine. As he sat enjoying his wine, he noticed that the small place was quite crowded, and that the one other chair at his table was the only vacant seat in the house.

Before long, a very beautiful young Parisian girl came to his table, asked him something in French (which he did not understand), and motioned toward the chair. He invited her to sit down.

Bob tried to speak to her in English, but she did not speak his language .So, after trying to communicate with her for a couple of minutes, he took a napkin and drew a picture of a wine glass and showed it to her. She nodded, and he ordered a glass of wine for her.

After sitting together at the table for awhile, Bob took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with food on it, and she nodded. They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that featured a small group playing romantic music They ordered dinner, after which he took another napkin and drew a picture of a couple dancing. She nodded, and they got up to dance.

They danced until the cafe closed and the band was packing up.

Back at their table, the young lady took a napkin and drew a picture of a four-poster bed. To this day, Bob has no idea how she figured out he was in the furniture business.
Jan 24 2010 2:19PM
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CrunkNugget
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i still don't get it... explain?
Jan 24 2010 6:18PM
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nipples-the-cat
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haha

thats great, probabily one of the best so far

Jan 24 2010 7:16PM
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Get.Kronk
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The black man is getting lynched
Jan 24 2010 8:54PM
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CrunkNugget
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oh i get it! wow that definitely shouldn't have taken me that long haha
Jan 25 2010 12:02AM
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Heinzler
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two guys walk into a bar. the third one ducks.
Jan 25 2010 12:04AM
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TRSkier415
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What's the difference between my wife and my cock?

I only beat my cock twice a day...



What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down?

Slap her, and put her hands back in the water...



How many guys does it take to open a beer?

SHE SHOULD BRING IT TO YOU OPEN!



Let's keep this thread going forever!
Jan 25 2010 12:18AM
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purplejumpsuit
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ahhh this joke reminds me of a car accident I was in, as a result of it the ambulance attendant thought I was drunk.
Jan 25 2010 12:28AM
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robert77
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wow these are amazing.
Jan 25 2010 12:32AM
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Skierguy1234
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explain?
Jan 25 2010 4:34AM
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Shredneck
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A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder

the bartender says " sorry sir you can't bring him in, no animals allowed"

The parrot flies up to the bar and orders a beer.
Jan 25 2010 10:14AM
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sander_h
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what do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist son of a bitch
Jan 25 2010 3:12PM
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what_if_bro
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how do you circumsize a redneck?
kick his sister in the chin

Why is Santa so jolly?
He knows where all the naughty girls live

what did the egg say to the pot of boiling water?
its gonna take me a minute to get hard, I just got laid by some chick
Feb 3 2010 8:06AM
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McMiller
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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender asks "is this a joke?"
Feb 3 2010 8:22AM
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Kevski
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Hahaha yes. I love those ones. Thank you sir
Feb 3 2010 2:41PM
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kzrstf
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what is jim jones' favorite sport?
BOWLING
Feb 8 2010 7:07PM
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RCookish
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why does beyonce always say "to the left"?

because women have no rights
Feb 13 2010 4:33PM
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gmack24
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A chinaman goes to his eye doctor because he is having problems seeing. The doctor says: "I have good news, we have found the problem, you have a cataract" The chinaman replies: "No, I have a Rincoln Continental...now what's wrong with my eyes?"
Feb 13 2010 4:48PM
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Sklar
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What is the hardest part about eating vegetables?








The wheelchair
Feb 13 2010 5:01PM
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Sklar
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What is the worst part about having sex with 7 year olds?








Getting blood on your clown suit
Feb 13 2010 5:12PM
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ImGoinSailin
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whats the difference between a black man and a couch?

a couch can support a family.

whats the difference between a jew and a canoe?

canoes tip.

Feb 13 2010 5:32PM
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oreopancake.
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I don't know any corny jokes, only horrible ones...*ahem*

How do you kill a fox?
Cut off it's leg and make it run across Canada.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Hi I'm Richter Scale and Haiti 7.0 was my idea

Don't hate me.
Feb 13 2010 6:01PM
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CrunkNugget
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just... yes
Feb 16 2010 4:01PM
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dwigt
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if you have your hands in your pockets you feel silly
if you have holes in your pockets you feel nuts
Feb 16 2010 4:55PM
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nipples-the-cat
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two old ladies were outside smoking a cig, it started to rain, the first old lady said"shit now i have to put out my cigerrette" the secound old lady said "no you dont, i bought cigerrette covers..." she proceeded to pull out a condom and cut the tip off of one. The first old lady said "wow where do you get those?" the second old lady told her to go to the drug store and ask for a pack of condoms.

Feb 18 2010 3:41PM
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nipples-the-cat
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the next day the first old lady did just that, when the pharmisist asked what size condom, she replyed, "big enought cor a camel".

sorry for the dub post my computer freaked out

Feb 18 2010 3:42PM
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huckitunder
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how many telemark skiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

none, those dirty hippies cant pay the electric bill.

pt 2.

how many dirty hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

none, didrty hippies screw in Volkswagen vans.


what do you call a hot girl on the arm of a snowboarder?

a tattoo.


heard those from a guy in steamboat.
Feb 18 2010 4:16PM
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