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DAS~SEND
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I was drivin home the other day and this girl was hitch hiking with 1 leg, so i told her to hop in. Best of all her name was eileen.

took me a good 10 minutes to figure out the irony of this joke lmfao
Jan 6 2010 8:09PM
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Jimmy.
Posts: 2888 - Karma: 27
as if your threads are any better...
Jan 10 2010 7:04PM
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cultrara
Posts: 5147 - Karma: 46,850

I couldnt understand why the car was getting bigger

then it hit me

Jan 10 2010 8:17PM
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wesley.
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666th post win celebration happy fun time zone time congrats to you sir
Jan 10 2010 8:20PM
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fhitshace10
Posts: 374 - Karma: 10

whats the difference between a dead baby and a rock?

you cant fuck a rock

Jan 10 2010 9:11PM
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roaklee
Posts: 1288 - Karma: 90
damn. you took mine, but i've got a couple more.


What did Pumba say to Simba when he was being chased by his uncle?

"You Have to moofasa"


What do you call a pony with laryngitis?

I little hoarse.
Jan 10 2010 10:10PM
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Slinger1x1
Posts: 8853 - Karma: 66
my chem teacher tells this one

What do you do with a dead guy?
Barium!!!

what happens if you cant swim?
you zinc!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Jan 11 2010 12:13AM
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wilksker
Posts: 188 - Karma: -16

what is micheal jacksons favorite thing about thirty eight year olds...?

there's thirty of them!!!!!

and aussie woman walks up to here husband with 2 black eyes,

what does her aussie husband say to her?

nothing hes already told her twice!!!!! yayayay i made a funny

Jan 11 2010 12:45AM
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steeze2pleeze
Posts: 362 - Karma: 14
father tells his kid "son if you keep masturbatin you're gonna go blind" and the kid says "dad im over here!"
-Willie Nelson.
Jan 11 2010 1:06AM
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OhMyBosh
Posts: 5056 - Karma: 171
lolwut?


that pic = "i see what you did there."
Jan 11 2010 1:26AM
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james44
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a black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder

the bartender asks "where did u get that?"

the parrot replies "africa"
Jan 11 2010 2:16AM
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TimS
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how do you get a giraffe into a fridge?
 - open the door, put the giraffe in, close the door.
how do you get an elephant into a fridge?
 - open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door.
the lion, is having a party and all the animals are going.  which animal doesn't show up?
 - the elephant, he's stuck in the fridge.
Jan 11 2010 2:32AM
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mozzy
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For those of you who were around in 1993:

How do you pick up a Branch Dividian woman?

With a dustbuster.




Jan 11 2010 10:08AM
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MikeTK
Posts: 549 - Karma: 126

how can you tell an elephants been in your fridge?

there's footprints in the cheese cake

Jan 11 2010 10:58AM
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dickhead1
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call of duty,, hehe duty
Jan 11 2010 11:35AM
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GoonThug
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two atoms are walking down the street. one says to the other i lost an electron. the other says are you sure? the atom says yes im positive.
Jan 11 2010 11:41AM
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unamused.
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this thread makes me laugh...a little
Jan 11 2010 2:35PM
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Travapple.
Posts: 6787 - Karma: 88
OH SHIT!
Jan 11 2010 2:42PM
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Hemulen.
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which part of a vegetable does the cannibal hate?








the wheelchair
Jan 11 2010 2:55PM
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blavallee4
Posts: 360 - Karma: 93
knock knock


whos there

smelmop



smelmop who




(say it outloud)



Jan 11 2010 3:35PM
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blavallee4
Posts: 360 - Karma: 93
DID YOU HERE ,

Facebook turned 5 years old!

Michael Jackson is interested now.
Jan 11 2010 3:38PM
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blavallee4
Posts: 360 - Karma: 93
DID YOU HERE ,

Facebook turned 5 years old!

Michael Jackson is interested now.
Jan 11 2010 3:38PM
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Fink
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I was playing scrabble with my dad when he spelt the word "stneve".

It was an unexpected turn of events.
Jan 11 2010 3:52PM
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iannelson
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Whats the differance between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I don't rape my sandwich befor i eat it!

Jan 11 2010 6:29PM
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treebeard
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two goldfish are sitting in their tank.
the one goldfish turns to the other and says,
"hey man. you have any clue how to drive this thing?"
Jan 11 2010 6:36PM
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jibjunkie
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whats the difference between a prius and a porcupine?

priuses have pricks on the inside

Jan 11 2010 9:09PM
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poh_money
Posts: 609 - Karma: 66

why does dr. pepper come in a bottle?

because his wife died.

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH FUCKERS IT TOOK ME FOREVER TO GET THIS ONE

Jan 12 2010 9:19PM
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Get.Kronk
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HAHAHAHAHHHA YES, that one took some time
Jan 12 2010 9:24PM
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Relish_man
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these are fucked up but my friend told me another one:
a kid is fucking his sister. once theyre done, the sister says: wow, you were better than dad! and the guy says: Thats what mom said too!
Jan 12 2010 9:35PM
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kzrstf
Posts: 2778 - Karma: 695
bahahaha
Jan 12 2010 10:07PM
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DannyArnold
Posts: 247 - Karma: 366

standard knock knock fromat:

-knock knock-    (me)

whos there?        (you)

-chmelmop-         

-chmelmop who?

say it out loud ;)

Jan 12 2010 10:25PM
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Bean_Slc
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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging from his pants
The bartender says "hey you have a steering wheel in your pants"
the pirate responds with "ARRR i know its drivin me nuts"

A pirate walks into a bar with a roll of paper towels on his head
The bartender says "hey you have a roll of paper towels on your head"
the pirate says "Arrr i know i gotta bounty on me head"

Jan 12 2010 10:55PM
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blavallee4
Posts: 360 - Karma: 93
i posted this no joke like 3 posts up
Jan 12 2010 11:23PM
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OhMyBosh
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well played.
Jan 12 2010 11:36PM
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Barsevskis
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how many babies does it take to paint a wall???






depends on how hard you throw them
Jan 12 2010 11:55PM
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Broseph_Stalin
Posts: 3745 - Karma: 178
hahaha
Jan 13 2010 12:35AM
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bangarangmules
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What sound does a baby make when you put it head-first into a blender?

















I don't know I was too busy masturbating..
Jan 13 2010 1:51AM
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Crock360
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DAMN YOU! I spent forever on that one
Jan 13 2010 9:48AM
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EAST~COAST
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hahahhahaha my favorite so far

Jan 13 2010 7:18PM
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jibjunkie
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care to explain it?

and i didnt get the dr. pepper one either
Jan 14 2010 8:44PM
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jibjunkie
Posts: 3807 - Karma: 191
never mind just got it
Jan 14 2010 8:48PM
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GORlLLA
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And the horse replies "I just got diagnosed with terminal cancer".
Jan 14 2010 8:48PM
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jamodeo
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hahahahahahhahaha my chest hurt after that K+
Jan 14 2010 8:53PM
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KarmaInitiative
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anyone else feel bad for the squirrel?
Jan 14 2010 9:07PM
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gmack24
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A chinese guy goes to the oncologist with eye problems. The doctor finishes the testing and says: "Well, I've found the problem, you have a cataract"   The chinese guy replies: "No, I have a Rincoln Continental, but what's wrong with my eyes!?"
Jan 14 2010 9:35PM
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Stantler
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what's the difference between a midget and a venereal disease?

well one is a cunning runt....
Jan 14 2010 9:57PM
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twintip_payne
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how do u get it out of the blender...


tostitos
Jan 14 2010 10:00PM
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Blurst
Posts: 13577 - Karma: 10,169
hahahah
whats brown and ryhmes with snoop?


Dr.Dre
Jan 14 2010 10:07PM
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JRullo
Posts: 1794 - Karma: 265
a girl from west virgina calls a teen help line.

Worker - Hello
Girl - Hey i am 12 years old, and i live in west virgina. I have three brothers two older and one younger. I am also still a virgin.
Worker - Ok, so whats the problem?
Girl - Do you think my brothers are gay?

so there are two bulls standing at the top of a hill looking down at a field of cows. The younger one says "hey do you want to run down there and screw one of them?" the older one replies " I say we walk down and screw them all"



Jan 14 2010 11:05PM
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corski1234
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thats fuckingg hilarious
Jan 15 2010 2:37AM
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cultrara
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i did
Jan 15 2010 8:43AM
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