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Sometimes this is MAD funny......... SOMETIMESBRO.COM

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sTr8_JiBbiN
Posts: 494 - Karma: 43

Go to Sometimesbro.com

keep hitting refresh to get different answers untill you get a funny and post them on this thread........ sometimes theres bad ones but some are hillarious.

ill star it up..

Sometimes Bro, you just gotta put one in the pink and two in the stink

Sometimes Bro, i fuck your sister.

Sometimes Bro, you just have to watch asian porn you know bro

Jan 6 2010 2:20PM
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sTr8_JiBbiN
Posts: 494 - Karma: 43
Sometimes Bro,
it's necessary to rub one out while she sleeps.

hahahaha

Jan 6 2010 2:24PM
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Cheezcake.
Posts: 721 - Karma: 22
sometimes bro, my foreskin smells.
Jan 6 2010 2:46PM
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jibvermont
Posts: 910 - Karma: 10
Sometimes Bro,
I stare at your ass while your bent over picking up a fresh beer from the back of the fridge, bro.
Jan 6 2010 2:50PM
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sTr8_JiBbiN
Posts: 494 - Karma: 43
Sometimes Bro, you have to slay whores.
Jan 6 2010 3:45PM
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Skiingslikewhoa
Posts: 426 - Karma: 12
Sometime bro, you have to put on your robe and wizard hat

no joke
Jan 6 2010 3:50PM
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wesley.
Posts: 6483 - Karma: 1,049
Sometimes Bro, A SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET
Jan 6 2010 3:53PM
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sTr8_JiBbiN
Posts: 494 - Karma: 43
dude yea they have stuff making fun of harry potter and twilight.
Jan 6 2010 3:54PM
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Jahseph.
Posts: 1315 - Karma: 267
Sometimes Bro, you just have to Chris Brown someone.
Jan 6 2010 3:54PM
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BMB
Posts: 3138 - Karma: 232
Sometimes Bro,
you gotta hide the enormous bonner in your pants.
Jan 6 2010 3:55PM
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p.jones
Posts: 614 - Karma: 16
Sometimes Bro,
Your Dads Methlab explodes ='[
Jan 6 2010 4:09PM
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thebeesknees
Posts: 3660 - Karma: 160
sometimes bro, when I'm angry with you, I shit on your lawn and blame your next door neighbours dogs
Jan 6 2010 4:13PM
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1337
Posts: 31061 - Karma: 29,362
Sometimes Bro,
you wonder just who Justin Timberlake is romping right now.
Jan 6 2010 4:16PM
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1337
Posts: 31061 - Karma: 29,362
Sometimes Bro,
i make out with your girlfriend

and i might have submitted a NS one, prize to the person that gets it :)
Jan 6 2010 4:20PM
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1337
Posts: 31061 - Karma: 29,362
hhahahahahhahaahahhahaha sorry to triple post, but this is great:

Sometimes Bro,
I really really really want to put it Naomis butt
Jan 6 2010 4:21PM
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ifli
Posts: 449 - Karma: 21
sometimes bro, its ok to kiss her after she drinks ur jizz, its a sign u care
Jan 6 2010 4:29PM
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ONE-UP
Posts: 609 - Karma: 53
Sometimes Bro,
i think i'm gonna get raped via this site. D:
Jan 6 2010 4:31PM
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fivefootthree
Posts: 371 - Karma: 31
Sometimes Bro,
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Jan 6 2010 4:35PM
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ONE-UP
Posts: 609 - Karma: 53
repost
Jan 6 2010 4:36PM
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-fungus-
Posts: 249 - Karma: 14
sometimes bro, your story is good

someone from here DEFINITELY put that on haha
Jan 6 2010 4:38PM
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TGdude
Posts: 290 - Karma: 10
sometimes bro, its not gay if you don't cum.
Jan 6 2010 4:41PM
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Joshua.
Posts: 2957 - Karma: 6,230
Sometimes Bro,
making fun of the size of a bro's truck in relation to his penis isn't really that funny. (But you just do it anyways).
Jan 6 2010 4:45PM
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JahJahBinks
Posts: 3567 - Karma: 461
sometimes bro, this site is really gay..........it actually said this.
Jan 6 2010 4:48PM
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wintersway
Posts: 5115 - Karma: 128
two guesses here:

Sometimes Bro, you just gotta pee in her butt

and

Sometimes Bro, i cant, ski patrol blew it up (or something along the lines of MY ANKLES ARE BROKEN)
Jan 6 2010 5:34PM
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Forkstealer
Posts: 508 - Karma: 16
Sometimes bro, canadians scare the fuck out of me, eh?
Jan 6 2010 5:37PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,390
 Sometimes Bro,
you just gotta take up the ass man
Jan 6 2010 5:38PM
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1337
Posts: 31061 - Karma: 29,362
nope, close though
Jan 6 2010 5:39PM
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.frenchy
Posts: 18231 - Karma: 12,390
Sometimes Bro,
you gotta larp.  is this it?
Jan 6 2010 5:47PM
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Animal.Party
Posts: 311 - Karma: 158
Sometimes bro, you got to shake that bear.

ahhahah
Jan 6 2010 6:01PM
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-Mugatu
Posts: 2579 - Karma: 84
sometimes bro, you wake up and find out shes a he but dont mind, you tore that shit up!
Jan 6 2010 6:04PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,403
Sometimes Bro,
Bang me like a hammer
Jan 6 2010 6:07PM
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adamlukowski
Posts: 3676 - Karma: 311
I got sometimes bro, GET FULLTILTS, is it that?
Jan 6 2010 6:07PM
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Raptor.
Posts: 784 - Karma: 255
Sometimes Bro,
you have to walk through a ghetto nigeborhood with a fresh bucket of popeyes chicken and some red beans and rice


Jan 6 2010 6:13PM
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No_Dub
Posts: 3357 - Karma: 294
Sometimes Bro,
you have to refresh this page
Jan 6 2010 6:21PM
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MACAQUE
Posts: 2811 - Karma: 696
Sometimes Bro,
YOUR MOM SUCKS YOUR FRIENDS OFF
Jan 6 2010 6:47PM
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MACAQUE
Posts: 2811 - Karma: 696
Found a NS one.Sometimes Bro,
afterbanging is the way to go
Jan 6 2010 6:50PM
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1337
Posts: 31061 - Karma: 29,362
nopeeee. no one above this post has mine yet
Jan 6 2010 6:54PM
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1337
Posts: 31061 - Karma: 29,362
Sometimes Bro,
you catch your bitch in a salad, and you gotta toss that ho.
Jan 6 2010 6:55PM
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EvanA02
Posts: 421 - Karma: 47
sometimes bro, newschoolers.com

after about 20 refreshes
Jan 6 2010 6:56PM
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Klutch
Posts: 241 - Karma: 18
Sometimes Bro,
you gotta choot choot the blange... then shaboot it.
Jan 6 2010 7:00PM
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1337
Posts: 31061 - Karma: 29,362
Sometimes Bro,
you have to walk through a ghetto niggaborhood with a fresh bucket of popeyes chicken and some red beans and rice
Jan 6 2010 7:03PM
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D-Ross
Posts: 308 - Karma: 16
Sometimes bro, apple juice.
Jan 6 2010 7:39PM
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double_D
Posts: 778 - Karma: 25
sometimes bro, Beyonce just has the best video of all time ?
Jan 6 2010 8:14PM
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sTr8_JiBbiN
Posts: 494 - Karma: 43
Sometimes Bro,
you have to enjoy knitting.

Sometimes Bro,

the fattest girl at the wedding is the Bell fo the ball.
Jan 6 2010 8:24PM
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fosnow333
Posts: 120 - Karma: 13
sometimes bro, you gotta smoke a bowl.
Jan 6 2010 8:26PM
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sTr8_JiBbiN
Posts: 494 - Karma: 43
yeaaaa i agree
Jan 6 2010 8:39PM
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ROOS.
Posts: 1992 - Karma: 39
sometime bro, i give her a golden shower
Jan 6 2010 8:42PM
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sTr8_JiBbiN
Posts: 494 - Karma: 43

sometimes bro, when i cean my ass in the shower my finger slips in and sometimes i leave it in.

hahahahaha what??

Jan 6 2010 8:43PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
Sometimes Bro,
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Jan 6 2010 9:03PM
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T-Holt
Posts: 5020 - Karma: 639
Sometimes Bro,

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Jan 6 2010 9:10PM
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TheQuailman
Posts: 7382 - Karma: 145

made these up,

Sometimes Bro,

You got to watch gay porn to really appreciate a woman

Sometimes Bro,

you get a boner at the doctors

Sometimes Bro,

I wish Asher Roth really was gay

Sometimes Bro,

you wonder what sperm tastes like

Sometimes Bro,

you remind me of edward

Jan 6 2010 9:12PM
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