And heres one of the worst case scenarios gone wrong.
So one night I was at a party with a bunch of people and was pretty tanked. One of the schools best looking yet slutty girls was there and had been coming onto me throughout the night. Somehow we ended up in a bedroom together and started going at it. Things got bad and the next thing you know we had finished having sex. Somehow after this I felt like I had sobered up immediately and left the room had someone bring me home back to my xbox.. something that would calm me down ha.. well I had sobered up and regretted it because I usually don't do that with slutty girls and she was a Senior when I was a sophmore. Well days went by and eventually her ex boyfriend found out who happens to be my friends older brother and the school found out and made me look bad and was just weird. Well time went by and i started to get a rash inbetween my package and my waistband. I thought eh maybe it will go away after a couple days. Well a couple weeks went by and it was still there. I started to freak out and assumed I must have gotten something from this girl. So i called the doctor and he told me ill need my mom to be at the doctor with me if i wanted to get this checked out. So i figured i will have to tell her and have her bring me and tell her this whole story. Well I tell her and she brings me to the doctor. And shit ill tell you what telling your mom you were smashed and had sex is pretty awkward.. well she brings me to the doctor and he checks it out.. He comes back in after a couple of minutes and just says "well you are fine, its just a little bit of dry skin, put some lotion on it and youll be fine, but next time wear these, and have a good day", and hands me condoms. So all in all i had to tell my mom all of this and the doctor who happens to be close to the family all for a litle dry skin. No herpes, no disease no anything.
Ive never used this little fml quote thing but this is just a complete FML
