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You should watch more Porn. A bunch of hot chick chicks in their panties having a slumber party order some pizza, and you are like "dude, that delivery guy should totally fu** der poopenheisen, and next thing you know it happens! Porn always turns out the way you want! Except for those fricking shots of the back of the guys balls. WTF is that all about? And you can depend on that happening just as surely as snowboarders blocking the width of the run adjusting their bindings after getting off the chairlift!
I dont even watch porn with guys in it anymore, just of naked chicks giving each other bare bottom spankings.
Hah. The cool people are out with a couple of hot chicks bent over a table, not watching it on TV. The cool people are out skii 60 degree chutes, not pissing their life away on the computer.
Too bad we can't have a font that means sarcasm.
Actually I am 38. Since you are functionally retarded... The first part of each sentence was what is cool, TO DO. The second part was what I do, WATCH. I do not get girls to drop their pantys at wim. I watch it. Cool people do, I am not cool. Cool people ski off of cliffs, NOT WATCH it. I watch.
I was making fun of myself but you are too dumb to of figured it out. I am surprised you even know how to read.
