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People are such noobs at airports
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they just called for boarding and everyone fucking gets up and stands in line for half an hour... you've already got youre damn seat reserved, its not going to go anywhere... why dont you just chill the fuck out in the much more comfortable waiting area that sit all cramped up on the plane for an hour waiting for everyone else to board?
OLOLOL AIRPORT WUZ LACED
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air parties would be so sick, like that scene from The Goods
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hahahahah hillbilly bumrush... well put
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I like southwest where you get to kill bitches for seats. it's lots of fun.
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they already charge $6 on an airplane to drink.
you can't securely fasten 300 passengers to a dance floor though.
i like your ideas, but it just doesn't work with the space they have. i do agree though, anything above 8000ft is legal.
Also, you hear ron white the comedian, he was smoking so much pot on his plane that when he landed the police were there waiting for him. Im not joking, google it up.
I think toilets are designed so that getting in to the mile high club takes a midget for a partner
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Why don't you take your own advice?
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most airlines are like this but southwest operates differently so based on a letter and number you have and then your postion in line can determine a potentialy better seat
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obviously i was not referring to airlines that don't have pre-determined seating.
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you and your brother never cease to amaze me with how fucking stupid you are
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You never cease to amaze with how... well fuck I can't think of anything.
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there would be SO MUCH snaking
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seriously read that post i quoted (or any of their other posts for that matter) and try to tell me you can take them seriously
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please tell me how in anyway what i said is stupid
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Do you really just post to post? I don't see any point in this.
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your dad has missed a flight and doesnt change his bad habits? sounds pretty dumb to me
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HE POSTS SO MUCH. not you pretzel, panda.
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dude i know people who have missed way more flights then one and they havent done shit to change their habits. what the fuck is wrong with you, if you miss a flight it isnt like you are going to loss thousands of dollars. just get that giant dong out of your anus
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Parties on airplanes impossible? I think not. Apparently some of you haven't seen the new 787, it's ridiculous what they put on the inside of this thing.
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an international flight with a family is going to lose you thousands of dollars, dipshit
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one flight out of probably a few hundred or even more in his life... not that big of a deal.
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you are making a big deal out of something very insignificant.
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i hate when the jerk off next to you thinks its ok to take both armrests so u cant have any.
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you cant laugh at a joke making fun of you, its a rule
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he can if it wuz laced lololololol
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So you either wait standing up or sitting down, you got to sit on a plane for the next _____ hours minus well stretch your legs while you can.
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If I'm taking something like Southwest or EasyJet, I'll check in pretty fucking early (or online early) so I can get on that plane early for a good seat.
Otherwise, I could be last on, last off. Doesn't matter. Usually I select a seat in the very back of the plane, and it amuses the shit out of me (I'm not alone on this apparently) that when that plane reaches the gate, and the seatbelt sign is off, it is a clusterfuck of standing up, grab luggage, then stand awkwardly and impatiently for the line to move for 10+ min. I just do not get it.
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i enjoy getting up and down a lot and being very weird and getting in everyone's way when they're all trying to get off the plane before the door is open
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Anybody ever stay overnight in an airport? Fun times if your with a bunch of people.
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i'm quoting this post, but it's directed towards your others...i'm lazy
but why do you always try to sound so smart? it's honestly one of the most annoying things. actually you and your brother pride yourselves in trying to sound smart on the internet when it makes you look like a douche bag.
and a lot of times if you miss a flight you will get reimbursed from the airline. which means the only thing you lose is some time...
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I stand in the aisle when the plane lands. It's because I have a bad back and it's usually cramping by that time. Quit judging.
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I was seconds away from posting this link. Seconds. Then I thought, oh I'll check because just MAYBE someone beat me to it.
Well done tomato
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