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Things you dont wana hear,,

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Negro_Jesus
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everone post Things you do not want your doctor to say anesthetic starts to work 

ill start with one

What the fuck is that?

Jan 4 2010 9:42PM
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Dainsey
Posts: 2263 - Karma: 378
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wtf...
Jan 4 2010 9:43PM
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1337
Posts: 31054 - Karma: 29,232
shes pregnant
Jan 4 2010 9:43PM
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D-Rex
Posts: 285 - Karma: 40
i used to be a man.....
Jan 4 2010 9:44PM
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M+M
Posts: 7935 - Karma: 25
your parents: "(insert your names here) come here please i need to speak to you"
Jan 4 2010 9:45PM
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jason...
Posts: 9006 - Karma: 780
Relationship.
Jan 4 2010 9:45PM
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rexalicious.
Posts: 551 - Karma: 57
"...whooops."
Jan 4 2010 9:46PM
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infedel_one
Posts: 5140 - Karma: 444
"oh i didnt see that before"
Jan 4 2010 9:46PM
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Zoro
Posts: 1253 - Karma: 37
you seems to have developed a lump on your testicles
Jan 4 2010 9:47PM
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.Capn.
Posts: 1454 - Karma: 152
that wasn't clam chowder.
Jan 4 2010 9:50PM
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JakeC
Posts: 2160 - Karma: 101
poop
Jan 4 2010 9:52PM
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Balto
Posts: 25985 - Karma: 4,404
"so i was digging through you backpack today..."
Jan 4 2010 9:53PM
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Malcolm
Posts: 15951 - Karma: 9,451
i think i may have given you aids
Jan 4 2010 9:54PM
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PAuL_Hellar
Posts: 1355 - Karma: 62
this is the worst feeling
Jan 4 2010 9:56PM
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Low.End
Posts: 556 - Karma: 21
"in my entire career i have never seen anything like this"
Jan 4 2010 9:57PM
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ThunderousFilms
Posts: 674 - Karma: 2,317
fuck the wrong needle,
NURSE!!!!!!!!!
Jan 4 2010 9:58PM
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JonMini
Posts: 49 - Karma: 13
I missed a few days on the pill.

I am late, really late.

Doctor/EMT "Um wow it is bad." "I did not expect this." "And you say you did this how?"

"I'm going to need your pass now, follow me." - ski patrol.
Jan 4 2010 10:01PM
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[Dawn
Posts: 1718 - Karma: 69
this is the key. If it's "speak" you know you're fucked.
Jan 4 2010 10:01PM
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JosephStalin
Posts: 1673 - Karma: 100
i hate it when u get all worked up and then they say something like, "can you get me a glass of water?"
Jan 4 2010 10:03PM
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purplejumpsuit
Posts: 2208 - Karma: 157
ones that have happened to me..

"well, it might be cancer"
and
"the cyst is back, so your gonna need surgery again"

so now im really hoping I don't here the second one again, cuz that would ruin the season. but I think im good this time :)
Jan 4 2010 10:04PM
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.travis.
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Story time.

I was in the hospital when I dislocated my shoulder last time and couldn't get it back in by myself. So they were giving me this drug that knocks you out for like 10 minutes. Right after the nurse gives me the drug she says, "You may have heard of this drug in the news recently, it's the drug that Micheal Jackson died on."  Right as she says that the drug kicks in and I am out.

haha that wasn't exactly what I wanted to hear.
Jan 4 2010 10:05PM
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SDrvpr
Posts: 851 - Karma: 649
sorry
Jan 4 2010 10:07PM
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purplejumpsuit
Posts: 2208 - Karma: 157
haha what a bitch move! that would scare the crap out of me.
Jan 4 2010 10:11PM
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hawaiiansteeze
Posts: 3255 - Karma: 3,226
"(insert town you live in) police, FREEZE, dont move"  as you instinctively book it.

"yo dude (name) just broke his arm skiing"

 
Jan 4 2010 10:12PM
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twin-tip-hero
Posts: 2896 - Karma: 277
"you're not going to wake up from this! (insert eveil laugh here)"
Jan 4 2010 10:13PM
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superpoluha
Posts: 1986 - Karma: 10
the human penis normally does not bend that way....
Jan 4 2010 10:15PM
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ace_
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personal one- after breaking my ankles

waking up from anesthetics the doctor tells me " well, we didnt set your ankles properly" i go under a second time so the bastards can fix it. he says " hopefully this will do this trick"
Jan 4 2010 10:18PM
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ace_
Posts: 3189 - Karma: 39
and then i went into the most awesome dream ever

i was hunting polar bears in alaska and then i started to be a gear in a working machine or something. it was so cool
Jan 4 2010 10:19PM
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DJohnson
Posts: 444 - Karma: 11
OH SHIT!!!
Jan 4 2010 10:20PM
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SKIU4EA
Posts: 2387 - Karma: 2,072
".... well, I hope you have health insurance."
Jan 4 2010 10:21PM
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SpaceTiger
Posts: 377 - Karma: 62
"sweet muskrat love"
Jan 4 2010 10:25PM
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StevenSegal
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"I hope he doesn't taste this when I'm done."
Jan 4 2010 10:27PM
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Idahoskier420
Posts: 719 - Karma: 86
"holy santa clause shit"
Jan 4 2010 10:36PM
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DoublyDeeze
Posts: 625 - Karma: 3,863
hahahha winner!
Jan 4 2010 10:39PM
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Malcolm
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haha i only read the title. i was wondering why so many people were talking about anesthetics
Jan 4 2010 10:40PM
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Username_42069
Posts: 1591 - Karma: 15
"sir, can you please step out of the vehicle?"

Jan 4 2010 10:40PM
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M+M
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dude my dad pulled it on me once as a joke. he did it to get me all worked up and then told me i got accepted into college...i was like cool, but dad wtf
Jan 4 2010 10:44PM
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